Tis the season... I will get us started...
I am an elementary school teacher so I get plenty of awful gifts, but two coworkers are tied for the worst gift of all time.
1) An obviously Muslim teacher got a framed 3-D picture of the Virgin Mary.
2) Another coworker got a stick of USED deodorant. How do we know it was used? The seal was broken and there was a hair in it!
100% true. I was there!
This year, I have no idea what my wife was thinking...
In the past, my wife has gotten me...
1) A GPS because I was always getting lost
2) Sunglasses for driving on bright winter days
3) A webcam so I can show my son to his grandfather in Argentina
This year, my wife got me...
A decorative wooden bowl!
I STILL do not understand this one!
A decorative wooden bowl!
For the last 2 weeks she has been telling me that I would hate my gift. Now I see why! Ah, she is a good woman regardless!
Last Christmas I gave my friend a butt plug, he didn't know what it was and unpacked it in front of his friends and family. I'll never forget the look on his father's face.
Originally posted by Berzerger
Last Christmas I gave my friend a butt plug, he didn't know what it was and unpacked it in front of his friends and family. I'll never forget the look on his father's face.
lol what a good friend
Originally posted by hackbinder
... of my wife's gift to me this year.A decorative bowl.
I still don't get it!
It can be used to hold your nuts while you watch TV! ♦
Originally posted by hackbinder
... of my wife's gift to me this year.A decorative bowl.
I still don't get it!
Maybe you should use it as a hat?
OR....
Maybe it's for you to sit on whilst you play an online session...you know so you dont have to stop to poop...you could just do it there and then...
I prefer the first of my two suggestions though.
Originally posted by jonnyjm
Originally posted by hackbinder
... of my wife's gift to me this year.A decorative bowl.
I still don't get it!
Maybe you should use it as a hat?
OR....
Maybe it's for you to sit on whilst you play an online session...you know so you dont have to stop to poop...you could just do it there and then...
I prefer the first of my two suggestions though.
Doing both would be awful though.
Originally posted by hackbinder
Tis the season... I will get us started...I am an elementary school teacher so I get plenty of awful gifts, but two coworkers are tied for the worst gift of all time.
1) An obviously Muslim teacher got a framed 3-D picture of the Virgin Mary.
2) Another coworker got a stick of USED deodorant. How do we know it was used? The seal was broken and there was a hair in it!
100% true. I was there!
I love no. 1. Brilliant.
I got something totally random once, it was a vase in shape of a shopping bag 
Unfortunately it shattered to pieced when I cleaned up the house one day 
Originally posted by MichaelM
Originally posted by hackbinder
Tis the season... I will get us started...I am an elementary school teacher so I get plenty of awful gifts, but two coworkers are tied for the worst gift of all time.
1) An obviously Muslim teacher got a framed 3-D picture of the Virgin Mary.
2) Another coworker got a stick of USED deodorant. How do we know it was used? The seal was broken and there was a hair in it!
100% true. I was there!
I love no. 1. Brilliant.
I got something totally random once, it was a vase in shape of a shopping bag
FYP
Originally posted by Kojika
Originally posted by jonnyjm
Originally posted by hackbinder
... of my wife's gift to me this year.A decorative bowl.
I still don't get it!
Maybe you should use it as a hat?
OR....
Maybe it's for you to sit on whilst you play an online session...you know so you dont have to stop to poop...you could just do it there and then...
I prefer the first of my two suggestions though.
Doing both would be awful though.
Hopefully he wont forget after he has sat on it then 
Lol, it reminds me of the Simpsons when Itchy is president of the United States and presses the "accidental" launch button when he discovers that Scratchy is still alive at the moon. Then nuclear weapons are instantly launched from all over America.
Originally posted by hackbinder
... of my wife's gift to me this year.A decorative bowl.
I still don't get it!
maybe she made it herself, 
or it has something to do with your relationship, but you don't remember. dunno. Maybe she allways wanted decorative bowl so she bought it for you. There are people who want something and when noone gifts that to them, they gift it to something ♠_cool:
Maybe she allways wanted decorative bowl so she bought it for you.
She isn't that kind of woman, however, now that I think about it, it IS occupying a prominent place on the entertainment centre! And I certainly didn't put it there!
:f_wink:
Originally posted by hackbinder
... of my wife's gift to me this year.A decorative bowl.
I still don't get it!
Did you start eating it or did it come like that ?
