Day one:
Fortunately our story starts on friday, you know fridays, it feels like that the zombie apocalypse is finally upon us.
But the zombies, instead of going to chase ppl to eat some brains, all sit down to play NL4 at ipoker.
Silly zombies, you cant find brains at NL4
To describe fridays in one picture (viewer discretion is advised):
Spoiler
Our standard gameplan:
We play horribly nitty and wait for players even worse than us, or to cooler guys after questionable calls.
The plan is in motion:
IPoker, $0.02/$0.04 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
SB: $12.44 (311 bb)
Hero (BB): $5.29 (132.3 bb)
UTG: $5.26 (131.5 bb)
MP: $2.95 (73.8 bb)
CO: $1.69 (42.3 bb)
BTN: $8.32 (208 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with K
K
UTG folds, MP calls $0.04, CO folds, BTN calls $0.04, SB raises to $0.20, Hero calls $0.16, MP calls $0.16, BTN calls $0.16
Flop: ($0.80) 7
Q
6
(4 players)
SB bets $0.80, Hero calls $0.80, MP folds, BTN calls $0.80
Turn: ($3.20) K
(3 players)
SB bets $2.24, Hero raises to $4.29 and is all-in, BTN folds, SB calls $2.05
River: ($11.78) 2
(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results:
Spoiler
$11.78 pot ($0.78 rake)
Final Board: 7
Q
6
K
2
SB showed A
A
and lost (-$5.29 net)
Hero mucked K
K
and won $11 ($5.71 net)
BTN mucked and lost (-$1 net)
Villain is even nittier than me, it was waaaay over 50% that i am behind on flopp, i could only beat the AQ that might make him open potsize.
Do i get - points for forgetting to yell bingo on the turn?
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This hand is from the morning session, i couldnt find enough retardness in todays first nightly session:
IPoker, $0.02/$0.04 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
SB: $3.69 (92.3 bb)
Hero (BB): $3.74 (93.5 bb)
UTG: $3.59 (89.8 bb)
MP: $5.45 (136.3 bb)
CO: $3.47 (86.8 bb)
BTN: $4.64 (116 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BB with T
J
UTG raises to $0.12, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.12, SB folds, Hero calls $0.08
Flop: ($0.38) 3
T
4
(3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, BTN bets $0.26, Hero calls $0.26, UTG folds
Turn: ($0.90) 5
(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $0.63, Hero calls $0.63
River: ($2.16) 2
(2 players)
Hero bets $1.51, BTN calls $1.51
Results:
Spoiler
$5.18 pot ($0.34 rake)
Final Board: 3
T
4
5
2
Hero mucked T
J
and lost (-$2.52 net)
BTN showed Q
8
and won $4.84 ($2.32 net)
So after the regulars finished pukeing, lets get to the real questions about this hand: Is it possible to play this any worse than i did? Should my mother have gotten an abortion?
On the + side, i got my first friend on ipoker, Villain sent me a friend list request, i wonder if he likes my new haircut, or just respects my play so much... Silly russian, you have to work harder for my free chips next time
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Now let me explain a bit about poker karma, the story of this hand:
The guy whos aces i coolered was the button in this hand. Unlike most nl4 ppl he was calm about it and said "its poker". So here i fold on the flopp only cos of him, i really didnt want to smack him twice. Normally double gutter is just too sneaky to let go, even if 1/4th of my outs are scary.
IPoker, $0.02/$0.04 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
Hero (SB): $10.94 (273.5 bb)
BB: $5.32 (133 bb)
UTG: $2.90 (72.5 bb)
MP: $1.72 (43 bb)
CO: $7.28 (182 bb)
BTN: $6.98 (174.5 bb)
Preflop: Hero is SB with T
8
UTG raises to $0.08, MP calls $0.08, CO folds, BTN calls $0.08, Hero calls $0.06, BB folds
Flop: ($0.36) 6
7
4
(4 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $0.04, MP calls $0.04, BTN raises to $0.36, Hero folds, UTG raises to $0.68, MP folds, BTN calls $0.32
Turn: ($1.76) 9
(2 players)
UTG bets $0.04, BTN calls $0.04
River: ($1.84) 6
(2 players)
UTG bets $0.04, BTN calls $0.04
Results:
Spoiler
$1.92 pot ($0.12 rake)
Final Board: 6
7
4
9
6
UTG showed 6
6
and won $1.80 ($0.96 net)
BTN showed 3
7
and lost (-$0.84 net)