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LOL Donkaments

    • chenny8888
      chenny8888
      Bronze
      Joined: 03.10.2007 Posts: 19,324


      post your hilarious villain plays here.

      PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (2 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

      saw flop|saw showdown

      Hero (t8135)
      Button (t5365)

      Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, 7.
      Button calls t100, Hero raises to t600, Button calls t400.

      Flop: (t1125) J, Q, 2 (2 players)
      Hero bets t800, Button raises to t4740, Hero calls t3940.

      Turn: (t10605) 6 (2 players)

      River: (t10605) 4 (2 players)

      Final Pot: t10605

      Results in white below:
      Hero has Qs 7s (one pair, queens).
      Button has 7h Js (one pair, jacks).
      Outcome: Hero wins t10605.



      re-raising all-in with 2nd pair middle kicker no draw.


      PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

      saw flop|saw showdown

      MP2 (t1960)
      MP3 (t1500)
      CO (t1035)
      Button (t1990)
      SB (t1515)
      BB (t1140)
      UTG (t1470)
      Hero (t1750)
      MP1 (t1140)

      Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with , .
      1 fold, Hero raises to t90, MP1 raises to t300, 2 folds, CO calls t300, 2 folds, BB calls t270, Hero raises to t1750, MP1 calls t840 (All-In), CO folds, BB calls t840 (All-In).

      Flop: (t4345) , , (3 players, 2 all-in)

      Turn: (t4345) (3 players, 2 all-in)

      River: (t4345) (3 players, 2 all-in)

      Final Pot: t3735

      Results in white below:
      BB has Qs Kd (two pair, kings and sevens).
      Hero has Qh Qc (two pair, queens and sevens).
      MP1 has Tc Td (two pair, tens and sevens).
      Outcome: BB wins t3735.


      overcalling with QKo DEEEP-stacked. ICM says his range is AA. but QKo is almost KKo is almost AAo... so i see his reasoning there. marginal error
  • 146 replies
    • SonicXT
      SonicXT
      Bronze
      Joined: 15.06.2007 Posts: 4,736
      Perhaps he was a conservative who says only a king and a queen can form a pair and all the other same-sex pairs are blasphemy ?
    • chenny8888
      chenny8888
      Bronze
      Joined: 03.10.2007 Posts: 19,324
      the others are all abominations to the holy institution of marriage
    • chenny8888
      chenny8888
      Bronze
      Joined: 03.10.2007 Posts: 19,324
      PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (8 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

      saw flop|saw showdown

      MP2 (t2165)
      CO (t1445)
      Hero (t1410)
      SB (t2000)
      BB (t1100)
      UTG (t1320)
      UTG+1 (t1015)
      MP1 (t3045)

      Preflop: Hero is Button with K, 5.
      1 fold, UTG+1 calls t50, 1 fold, MP2 calls t50, 2 folds, SB raises to t250, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls t200, MP2 folds.

      Flop: (t600) T, Q, 8 (2 players)
      SB bets t800, UTG+1 calls t765 (All-In).

      Turn: (t2165) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

      River: (t2165) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

      Final Pot: t2130

      Results in white below:
      SB has Ad Jh (one pair, aces).
      UTG+1 has 2s 3h (one pair, threes).
      Outcome: SB wins t2165.
    • Schelles
      Schelles
      Bronze
      Joined: 05.07.2007 Posts: 2,177
      Lol that last call is hilarious
    • SoyCD
      SoyCD
      Bronze
      Joined: 20.02.2008 Posts: 6,356
      Its a so called "bluff call" and is obviously for deception/confusion. Combined with runner-runner two pair / trip outs it is nearly profitable move :D Never underestimate the all-in call with 3 high </Sarcasm>
    • Yoghi
      Yoghi
      Black
      Joined: 10.09.2007 Posts: 14,387
      And he was just unlucky that his runner runner hearts draw was blocked by a higher heart.
    • SonicXT
      SonicXT
      Bronze
      Joined: 15.06.2007 Posts: 4,736
      Probably just a guy who needed to leave :D
    • chenny8888
      chenny8888
      Bronze
      Joined: 03.10.2007 Posts: 19,324
      i was thinking that maybe he was playing texas hold'em hi/lo.. in which case he's still on a runner-runner draw
    • helemaalnicks
      helemaalnicks
      Bronze
      Joined: 21.09.2007 Posts: 7,195
      PokerStars : Tournament #79265845, $25+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200)

      SB (5337 in chips)
      BB (4245 in chips)
      HERO (CO) (1585 in chips)
      BU (2333 in chips)

      *** HOLE CARDS ***
      Dealt to HERO [A 9]
      HERO: raises 1360 to 1560 and is all-in
      BU: folds
      SB: calls 1460
      BB: calls 1360
      *** FLOP *** [3 5 2]
      SB: checks
      BB: checks
      *** TURN *** [3 5 2] [Q]
      SB: checks
      BB: checks
      *** RIVER *** [3 5 2 Q] [T]
      SB: checks
      BB: checks
      *** SHOW DOWN ***
      SB: shows [K J] (high card King)
      BB: shows [A 8] (high card Ace)
      HERO: shows [A 9] (high card Ace - Queen+Ten+Nine kicker)
      HERO collected 4780 from pot
    • Menadjer
      Menadjer
      Bronze
      Joined: 21.04.2007 Posts: 37
      Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (8 handed) Party-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

      UTG ($4.84)
      UTG+1 ($1.20)
      MP1 ($3.88)
      Hero ($12.91)
      CO ($5.97)
      Button ($9.82)
      SB ($4.96)
      BB ($2.65)

      Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 2, 7.
      2 folds, MP1 raises to $0.14, Hero raises to $0.6, 4 folds, MP1 calls $0.46.

      Flop: ($1.26) 7, 2, J (2 players)
      MP1 bets $0.6, Hero raises to $1.2, MP1 calls $3.88 (All-In), Hero calls $2.08.

      Turn: ($7.82) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

      River: ($7.82) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

      Final Pot: $7.82

      He had AA :)

      He should fold them preflop obviously :D
    • chenny8888
      chenny8888
      Bronze
      Joined: 03.10.2007 Posts: 19,324
      rofl obv.

      and i was watching that set.

      i saw BB overcall and i said... yeah aces, gg again nick, ul.

      until they flip over total trash, ofc
    • swissmoumout
      swissmoumout
      Bronze
      Joined: 23.02.2007 Posts: 3,385
      Originally posted by helemaalnicks
      PokerStars : Tournament #79265845, $25+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200)

      SB (5337 in chips)
      BB (4245 in chips)
      HERO (CO) (1585 in chips)
      BU (2333 in chips)

      *** HOLE CARDS ***
      Dealt to HERO [A 9]
      HERO: raises 1360 to 1560 and is all-in
      BU: folds
      SB: calls 1460
      BB: calls 1360
      *** FLOP *** [3 5 2]
      SB: checks
      BB: checks
      *** TURN *** [3 5 2] [Q]
      SB: checks
      BB: checks
      *** RIVER *** [3 5 2 Q] [T]
      SB: checks
      BB: checks
      *** SHOW DOWN ***
      SB: shows [K J] (high card King)
      BB: shows [A 8] (high card Ace)
      HERO: shows [A 9] (high card Ace - Queen+Ten+Nine kicker)
      HERO collected 4780 from pot
      8 on the river would've made a funnier post imo
    • SonicXT
      SonicXT
      Bronze
      Joined: 15.06.2007 Posts: 4,736
      Known players: (for a description of vp$ip, pfr, ats, folded bb, af, wts, wsd or hands click here)
      BB:
      $120.94
      MP3:
      $35.19
      Hero:
      $109.57
      SB:
      $32.82
      BU:
      $82.74

      0.25/0.50 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is CO with 8:diamond: , 8:spade:
      MP3 folds, Hero raises to $2.00, BU folds, SB raises to $6.00, BB folds, Hero calls $4.00.

      Flop: ($12.50) T:club: , 9:heart: , 2:heart: (2 players)
      SB bets $6, Hero raises to $17.00, SB raises to $26.82 (All-In), Hero calls $9.82.

      Turn: ($66.14) Q:club:
      River: ($66.14) 9:diamond:


      Final Pot: $66.14

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows [ 8d, 8s ] two pairs, Nines and Eights
      SB shows [ As, Js ] a pair of Nines
      Hero wins $64.14 USD with two pairs, Nines and Eights.


      Good call or just donk vs donk, lol
      Weirdest hand I hand in a while
    • swissmoumout
      swissmoumout
      Bronze
      Joined: 23.02.2007 Posts: 3,385
      hehehe bluff call imo =)


      Known players: (for a description of vp$ip, pfr, ats, folded bb, af, wts, wsd or hands click here)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
      Hero:
      $223.21
      MP3:
      $152.10

      0.50/1 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is SB with A:heart: , A:spade:
      MP3 raises to $2.00, CO calls $2.00, BU calls $2.00, Hero raises to $10.00, BB folds, MP3 raises to $18.00, 2 folds, Hero raises to $26.00, MP3 raises to $100.00, Hero raises to $174.00, MP3 raises to $152.10 (All-In).

      Flop: ($331.10) Q:spade: , 2:spade: , 5:spade:
      Turn: ($331.10) 9:club:
      River: ($331.10) 4:club:


      Final Pot: $331.10

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows [ Ah, As ] a pair of Aces
      MP3 shows [ 3h, 2h ] a pair of Twos
      Hero wins $21.90 USD with a pair of Aces.
      Hero wins $307.20 USD with a pair of Aces

      I can't imagine the monkey-tilt had I lost that
    • chenny8888
      chenny8888
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      Joined: 03.10.2007 Posts: 19,324
      he's taking implied tilt odds a bit far i think.
    • SonicXT
      SonicXT
      Bronze
      Joined: 15.06.2007 Posts: 4,736
      He just wanted a bluff and in the end about had the odds for the final 50 $ call in a 250 $ pot.
      Same with my hand where I bluff-raised the flop and couldn't fold to his push as it gave me odds.
    • swissmoumout
      swissmoumout
      Bronze
      Joined: 23.02.2007 Posts: 3,385
      Originally posted by SonicXT
      He just wanted a bluff
      Aah yes, the famous bluff-6-bet :D
    • SonicXT
      SonicXT
      Bronze
      Joined: 15.06.2007 Posts: 4,736
      It's still not as bad as the slowplay minbetting sequence I saw a few back that kinda resulted in a 20-bet or something before they went all in (AA v AA of course)
    • SonicXT
      SonicXT
      Bronze
      Joined: 15.06.2007 Posts: 4,736
      Known players: (for a description of vp$ip, pfr, ats, folded bb, af, wts, wsd or hands click here)&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
      Position:
      Stack
      MP3:
      $88.58
      Hero:
      $100.88

      0.25/0.50 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is BU with 7:club: , 7:spade:
      MP3 raises to $2.00, CO folds, Hero raises to $6.00, 2 folds, MP3 calls $4.00.

      Flop: ($12.75) A:spade: , Q:heart: , 2:diamond: (2 players)
      MP3 checks, Hero bets $8, MP3 calls $8.00.

      Turn: ($28.75) 7:heart: (2 players)
      MP3 checks, Hero bets $20, MP3 calls $20.00.

      River: ($68.75) K:spade: (2 players)
      MP3 bets $54.58 (All-In), Hero calls $54.58.

      Final Pot: $177.91

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      MP3 shows [ Ts, Js ] a straight Ten to Ace
      Hero shows [ 7c, 7s ] three of a kind, Sevens
      MP3 wins $175.91 USD with a straight, Ten to Ace.

      Gotta love them, on the gutshot, lol