[Closed] you play too much poker if ...

You play too much poker: If you meet a new girl you refer to it as "picking up a draw".

or: If you rate girls you see according to the SHC. For example: This girl is an open raise. This girl is a re-raise/shove. This one is an easy open fold.

if you think that everything is going supsiciously good and then remember that there is no flop, turn or river in life.

If you wake up in the middle of the night and really have to pee, and you compare it with dropping JJ in a turney, like I have to go, I can't drop them, the odds are too good, I have to go.(true story btw)

If you are having sex and you think, I have to go all in(also a true story)

I could name some more real stories that happened to me, but I don't want people to think I'm nuts ♦

Originally posted by TribunCaesar
You play too much poker: If you meet a new girl you refer to it as "picking up a draw".

or: If you rate girls you see according to the SHC. For example: This girl is an open raise. This girl is a re-raise/shove. This one is an easy open fold.

if all in = geting married then im playng just little pots ! and stealing blinds ! ♦

If u listen to the "Kelly Rowland - Work" song where she sings "put it in" and you think about someone shoving their stack into u while u have the nutz. ♦

Originally posted by NiekamNeidomu

Originally posted by TribunCaesar
You play too much poker: If you meet a new girl you refer to it as "picking up a draw".

or: If you rate girls you see according to the SHC. For example: This girl is an open raise. This girl is a re-raise/shove. This one is an easy open fold.

if all in = geting married then im playng just little pots ! and stealing blinds ! ♦

If I wouldn't want to marry her, I would play flat call pre/call flop/call turn/fold to river-shove
♦ ♦

you go nuts trying to tell your teacher who has marked your essay A+ that there is no better card.

You play too much Poker if you post here.. You don't got anything else to do so you post HERE! ♦

Originally posted by Atoks
If u listen to the "Kelly Rowland - Work" song where she sings "put it in" and you think about someone shoving their stack into u while u have the nutz. ♦

That reminds me that whenever it plays that Flashdance song "She's a Maniac" on the radio on the way people always start singing along

"She's a maniac, maniac at the tables
And she's raising like shes never raised before"

♦

Originally posted by Gerv
You play too much Poker if you post here.. You don't got anything else to do so you post HERE! ♦

so.. i gues you dont got anything else to do right? xD?

...you try to apply EV to everyday life?
Although that's actually handy. Good at poker => analytical thinking => better decisions regardless of situations imo

btw this should be in OT

Originally posted by Dippy19
If you are having sex and you think, I have to go all in(also a true story)

...

You see the sign "Push" on a swing door and are surprised when it doesn't say "Fold" on the other side.

If you start calculating exactly how many buy-ins a speeding ticket is ... true story

"If you start calculating exactly how many buy-ins a speeding ticket is ... true story"

- or worse - if you are the cop and you write the ticket in BB instead of $$

You play to much poker if you r me.. i sold my summer and exchanged all girls for poker T_T

You play too much poker if you start to only think in stacks. Like: "LOL, this ....and that....doesn't even cost me a stack. I'll buy it."

in my country the license plates on car end with two letters> on the highway I have good feeling everytime I can beat AA or KK :-)