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I was 16 tabling on FTP NL5 today, when my eye fell upon my nick (sortof) being mentioned in a chat being accused of being a bot:

Oceaniana: can any one talk english here or are you all bots?
Neutronsis: i could talk if i want
Oceaniana: can any one talk english here or are you all bots?
blvjt: yea
Neutronsis: i think u are the bot cause asking twice a time
same question
Oceaniana: go to player search
Oceaniana: some of the bots are on 15 tables at once
Oceaniana: you geisha and me are the only human players
here
blvjt: lol wat is a bot
blvjt: r u serious
Oceaniana: go search on jeop666 <<me=joep666
Oceaniana: hes at 15 tables
blvjt: wow
blvjt: lol
Oceaniana: each table is rigged
blvjt: wats up with thissight
blvjt: how do you know only us 3 r humans
Oceaniana: click on lobby button >> requests >> find a player
blvjt: ?
Oceaniana: jeop666
Oceaniana: hes a bot
blvjt: no but you said me and geish and you r the only reeal
players in the room
Oceaniana: hes not human, hes on 15 odd tables playing at
once
Oceaniana: yes
blvjt: what about some of the others
Oceaniana: ivan krika looks ok
Sfischiu: you want to play or try to make friends around here?
Joep666: lol, im no bot
Oceaniana: how you on 15 tables than
Joep666: funny conversation though
Sfischiu: :)))
blvjt: lol i was about to say
Joep666: its easy
Joep666: SSS, lots of time
Joep666: want proof?
Oceaniana: so you mean you all team up to rip every one off
then
Oceaniana: or should i say the developers
Joep666: yes
Joep666: no clue what you mean there
Oceaniana: no human can play 15 tables at once
blvjt: lol
Oceaniana: you need to fix your bots up better to hide them
Joep666: ask me a question a bot won't know the answer to
Oceaniana: how do you play 15 tables at once when its
impossible for any human to do that????????
Oceaniana: answer it
Joep666: its not impossible
Joep666: just send a mail to ftp support and they'll allow you
to play 16 tables
Oceaniana: it is or haxs
Oceaniana: what is it
Oceaniana: why the cat got your toung sun shine
Joep666: cose im bussy with my 16 tables
Oceaniana: haxs you meanb
Joep666: if you call it that
Oceaniana: i need to let them know then since every table
has 75% of players with haxs
Joep666: you don't think ftp staf would bust hackers?
Oceaniana: you may need to find new way to steal money
Oceaniana: rofl
Joep666: you don't think ftp staf would bust hackers?
Oceaniana: either you are the part of developers or you are
running haxs to steal
Oceaniana: yes they would
Joep666: so i can't be a hacker
Oceaniana: you are one of the 2 from above
Oceaniana (Toeschouwer): you may think i stupid and ask
me questions, why dont you think about what your trying to do
Joep666: so i have to be a dev then?
Oceaniana (Toeschouwer): wank with haxs
Oceaniana (Toeschouwer): u useing tsearch huh
Joep666: lol, i'm so gona post this conversation on a forum
blvjt: lol
Oceaniana (Toeschouwer): well you cant explain how its
possible to run 15 tables
Joep666: yeay i did
Oceaniana (Toeschouwer): i have leads to the media
Oceaniana (Toeschouwer): i can assure you all $&%#s going
to hit the fan
Joep666: i'm so scared
blvjt: lol
Joep666: my scam is going to be public
Oceaniana (Toeschouwer): play your bluff, it cant run like that
in the real world
Oceaniana (Toeschouwer): good luck
Joep666: you to


15 replies

Lol when i played SSS i played up to maximum which was 18 at FTP i think One table players need to chat lol dont worry.


Wurble
Joined: 04.04.2009

Hahaha that's quality... 'Impossible to play 16 tables'... You should tell him to sign up to pokerstars and search for Boku lol


how many tables does he play?


Omfg, whenever you play, just sit at his tables. Should get him paranoid ;)


Originally posted by Davinci5
how many tables does he play?

video on youtube of him playing 51 :P.


Originally posted by kingdippy2008
Omfg, whenever you play, just sit at his tables. Should get him paranoid ;)

lol yeah and whenever he asks anything just say "sorry cannot compute"

Bart


Reply to his chat in binary.

Or maybe, "I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that."


alejandrosh
Joined: 02.07.2008

lol, I don't chat anymore with people I know today someone called me a monkey for pushing the nuts on the river , for some reason he didn't instant called the nuts too :rolleyes:

no human can play 15 tables at once

lol


Alexd10
Joined: 07.07.2008

lol, i like the idea of giving him the youtube link of boku.


mishkagg
Joined: 29.07.2008

God damn, even I can play 15 tables with the SSS,.. Crap so many bots here, it's kinda creepy.


Kimber88
Joined: 08.07.2008

Shiiit man.. I'm never going back to FTP. I mean.. I could handle the bots... but... when the bots can speak I'm out..

LOL

Thanks a million for posting this :)


miskokvo
Joined: 28.03.2008

mayking bots for NL5 ...

definetly briliant no wasting time idea


mishuq
Joined: 31.07.2008

some half a year ago when I got my laptop and was still playing on titan some guy said in chat box smth like
"yo <my nickname>, you got a software downgrade for Xmas ?"
.....the "wtf, dude?!" moment from my part
"you were on 15 tables last night. how come only 10 now?"

fact is on my laptop it's difficult to play more than 12, so I usually resumed at 9-10 maybe 13-14 now on bwin
also kind of impossible to play sss on 10 tables @ titan nowadays

but back to the topic, yeah there are lots of curious and bored gamblers who got rigged at roulette and went to the tables to make up for it (pay us that is)


NiekamNeidomu
Joined: 29.05.2007

Originally posted by miskokvo
mayking bots for NL5 ...

definetly briliant no wasting time idea

actualy bots on nl5-10 would b profitable ! xD just think.. you make a nit bot and let him fish on 16~ tables xD 12~ h/day


Berzerger
Joined: 24.03.2008

If it were possible, people would have done it a long time ago and would still be doing it. Fortunately, poker rooms have security that prevents such bots from functioning undetected. I like to catch my fish manually.