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Berzerger
Joined: 24.03.2008

keyboards: 2
mice: 1
beds: 2
cigarettes: 15
tables: 1
walls: 7
doors: 1
other poker players: 0

About to change that last one... _mad:


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How did you managed to break a bed or a wall?

BTW I'd say you shouldn't play poker, if it makes you do such things. Or at least work on yourself


Berzerger
Joined: 24.03.2008

Some walls won't go down without a sledgehammer, but mine are relatively easy to punch through. Stomping the bed with my foot did the trick too. But this is a list of all the things I destroyed during my poker career, it's not like I tilt and break stuff on a regular basis. Today's an exception as I'm 8BI down.


SoyCD
Joined: 20.02.2008
tac3znarf
Joined: 15.10.2008

I think your nickname should be Berserker


justkyle88
Joined: 07.05.2008

You scare me, man. Get some anger management classes while your house is still moreless standing :) I'm not the calmest of all myself, and I know such behaviour affects others pretty badly. One of my girlfriends looked at me as if I just had killed someone, but I only lost a hand because of suckout and shouted a couple of nasty words towards the villain :) Wonder what she would do if I started punching through walls

I limit myself only to brief shouting and hitting the table with a fist (my table is quite light, so it jumps pretty easily, and once I spilled a cup of tea that was on it - took the tilt away instantly, as I was saving my laptop lol). Can't afford to break things with my current poker earnings


shortfuse
Joined: 02.07.2009

yer only thing i break is silence :)


Just a couple of pencils... _cry:

However I broke one keyboard and one mouse playing Americas Army a while ago and I learned my lesson - only destroy cheap things when angry.


Faye6891
Joined: 09.11.2007

Maybe you should get one of these?

http://store.fulltiltpoker.com/en/game/store/item/OI-SHSR


swissmoumout
Joined: 24.02.2007

...or one of these:


Faye6891
Joined: 09.11.2007

But how is he supposed to play wearing one of th... ah... wait... I think I get the point...


hey, read this:

http://www.cracked.com/article/85_6-bullshit-facts-about-psychology-that-everyone-believes/

specifically, #6"If You Let Your Anger Out, You'll Feel Better!"

it's a comedy site, but there's a lot of truth in what this article says :)


Berzerger
Joined: 24.03.2008

lol, you guys crack me up so hard I can't even think of destroying valuable possessions anymore :P No broken bones btw, at least not my own.


LgWz
Joined: 26.05.2007

I've tried to break my mouse countless times, but it's just too damn resistant.


Originally posted by LgWz
I've tried to break my mouse countless times, but it's just too damn resistant.

Have you ever tried throwing it in the wall? It usually does the trick. :f_cool:


ihufa
Joined: 18.03.2008

tossed my headset against the wall after losing my stack vs a tilty fish in a 1k tournament AJ vs his 63o preflop all in

it broke a little but i hurried over to pick it up and try and fix it^^


This big old thing.

A few of these.

Anddddd this.


TheBrood
Joined: 17.07.2008

wind.


alejandrosh
Joined: 02.07.2008

Originally posted by TheBrood
wind.