I've been having some fun with google translate, turning English into other languages then back again.
The phrase I chose was: "I won a large pot with four of a kind, queens"
Translated into Japanese it came out "私はクイーン、種の4つ大きな鍋を獲得" which translated back as meaning "I am queen, winning a large pot of four species"
I removed the comma and tried again, and it came back as : "I won a big pot of four types of queen" 
Time to try some other languages.... 
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I obtained this using the same method:
"He called on the turn with a gutshot with insufficient pot-odds, and then spiked on the river to felt me." became
"He and insufficient pot odds gutshot turn called, and I feel the spikes of a river."
(Kudos on this idea, by the way - poker lingo seems to be hugely vulnerable to catastrophic mistranslation.)
It's oddly disappointing that Google seems to have repaired the classic example of failure in early machine-translation, whereby "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak" became, via Russian, "The vodka is strong but the meat is rotten." (But for all I know that could be apocryphal anyway.)
Endless potential for amusement and to laugh at the stupidity of computers! 
I went all-in with pocket kings and lost to a snowman. (pocket 8s)
english -> japanese -> english
I had pocket kings and all, went missing a snowman.
Originally posted by zamoda
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