I'm a bit bored so just posting a funny one (in case someone out there is too ♦).
Pacific Poker - $0.06 NL - Holdem - 6 players
MP: $5.72
CO: $5.50
Hero (BTN): $7.48
SB: $6.99
BB: $10.38
UTG: $4.32
SB posts SB $0.03, BB posts BB $0.06
Pre Flop: ($0.09) Hero has 5♣ 5♠
fold, MP calls $0.06, CO raises to $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, SB calls $0.27, fold, MP calls $0.24
Flop: ($1.26, 4 players) 5♦ K♦ K♠
SB checks, MP checks, CO checks,
Ok, flopped a monster. BUT I was feeling bored and "creative" (bad player feeling creative is a bad sign), so I thought I would slowplay. Out of all those villains, one of them might hit the flush and pay me out good... so...
Hero checks
Turn: ($1.26, 4 players) J♦
SB checks, MP checks, CO checks,
hmmm. No flush yet, everyone checked... I should bet. BUT... I have position SO I'll wait to raised their asses off on the river. So...
Hero checks
River: ($1.26, 4 players) J♣
SB bets $0.94, MP calls $0.94, CO calls $0.94,
Holy *****. Now I'm screwed. So... fold
SB shows A♥ K♥ (Full House, Kings full of Jacks) (PreFlop 46%, Flop 66%, Turn 15%)
MP mucks 9♥ J♥ (Full House, Jacks full of Kings) (PreFlop 29%, Flop 1%, Turn 0%)
CO mucks A♦ T♦ (Flush, Ace High) (PreFlop 24%, Flop 33%, Turn 85%)
SB wins $3.88
What a feeling... I can dodge bad beats, yeeeahh.
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But then this comes at a late SNG:
Pacific Poker - $1+$0.20|75/150 NL - Holdem - 3 players
SB: 6,769.00
BB: 3,019.00
Hero (BTN): 2,212.00
SB posts SB 75.00, BB posts BB 150.00
Pre Flop: (225.00) Hero has T♥ 9♦
Hero raises to 300.00, fold, BB calls 150.00
Flop: (675.00, 2 players) 9♣ 8♦ Q♣
BB checks, Hero bets 450.00, BB calls 450.00
Turn: (1575.00, 2 players) Q♠
BB checks, Hero bets 1,462.00, BB calls 1,462.00
River: (4499.00, 2 players) T♦
BB shows K♠ J♥ (Straight, King High) (PreFlop 65%, Flop 23%, Turn 14%)
Hero shows T♥ 9♦ (Two Pair, Queens and Tens) (PreFlop 35%, Flop 77%, Turn 86%)
BB wins 4,499.00
And the universe is back in it's place.
Peace (and flame me it will 
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(edited for aesthetic reasons)
