Omg !!!I just burnt the dinner to a black crisp!! My wife is out till 7.30 and its the only thing she said before she left! "dont forget the dinner is in the oven" and "dont get playing poker and forget to check it!!"
Its way beyond the salvage stage!!!!
Its 18:50 I have 40 minutes!!
Gulp!!! 
Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
just make her a goddamn sandwich
She spent a couple of hours preparing it for us, all I had to do was take it out of the oven!! The sandwich thing is deffo not going to work!! I have sent her a text saying " I love you" this may help to diffuse things!! or at least partially prepare her for the bad news( i often use this tactic when things are looking bleak) 
Well if you only send that when you fuck up then she's probably pretty pissed already
haha.. Say that you forgot due to a small house on fire, and you went in a rescued everyone...
I love the fact you obviously got distracted by poker.. I nearly set house on fire yesterday because I heard my computer beep saying i had a hand, and just dropped everything and ran.. was 72o
But ive done it before where i hear it and dont bother, come back and see i've folded AA... happened a few times now lol.. I tend to leave the room and run in, trying to trick varience..
Good luck on this one.. a few hours ruined in a few simple moments.. for your sake i hope you just won 1000000000s of pounds lol
lol @ sending a "I love you" text.
I think that is not a good idea.
Just tell her what happened, everybody makes mistake.
Or buy her flowers + chocolate and pleasure her right
Originally posted by stevegold87
lol @ sending a "I love you" text.I think that is not a good idea.
Just tell her what happened, everybody makes mistake.Or buy her flowers + chocolate and pleasure her right
This is not the first time it has happened!! I get so wrapped up in poker sometimes I just forget!
I have 15 mins to think of a plan!!
Originally posted by roopopper
Originally posted by stevegold87
lol @ sending a "I love you" text.I think that is not a good idea.
Just tell her what happened, everybody makes mistake.Or buy her flowers + chocolate and pleasure her right
This is not the first time it has happened!! I get so wrapped up in poker sometimes I just forget!
I have 15 mins to think of a plan!!
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Dom In Oes
Tbh.. your fucked. Hide the knives.. Or, take it out the oven and just be like.. i like mine well done!
lol @ sending a "I love you" text.
I think that is not a good idea.
+1. You should not lie via text messages.
Start lighting the candles and scattering rose petals...she'll forget all about the dinner when your finished with her haha
I'm alive I'm alive!!!!!
Lisa could not believe how black the dinner was!! I served it up on plates and set it at the table, then explained how" I just not cope without her! "
I could be in for an early night 
