I have played 32.000 SnGs on Stars and I've been running really bad from day one. How bad? Mathematician friend of mine roughly calculated that I'm running around 1700 BIs Under EV.
Before I go into how impossible this is, I'll first elaborate how we got to this number by using 3 key points:
1) Poker Tracking Software Graph
HEM says I'm running 470 BIs under EV.
2) EV Line Error When Someone Busts Out
I didn't have too much time or patience to search for this too extensively but I searched the last 500 SnGs and found 20 of them I finished ITM without going all in a single time.
Graph looks like this:
I took only the ones where I went out on the second place because these SnGs perfectly illustrate what happens when someone busts out.
Not only is EV line 24$ below my absolute minimum possible profit from those HUs, it seems that it includes my AI equity as well which is just ridiculous.
I went AI 17 times with an average equity of 44% and an average chip stack of 1990. That should give me at least some more EV right? Apparently not.
I could say that I should have gotten +5$ on each of those All Ins and I'd probably be roughly right so let it be so (all of this is just a rough representation of my claims).
5$x15 + 24$ = 99$ per 15 SnGs or 6.6$ per 1
If I include those 5 SnGs where I ended up 1st as well, we get up to 132$ for 500 SnGs that I have searched. Which means that my EV line should be 17.6 extra BIs above where it currently is (per 1000 SnGs).
Or 563 BIs per 32.000 that I have played.
Now this is just for those SnGs where I went into the money without an all in, but what happens in other SnGs where I get to the bubble without going all in? What happens when I get to the bubble with an all in? Correct me if I'm missing something here, but I suppose I'm ripped off every time someone busts out, but I'll leave this to professionals to calculate.
EDIT: I'll search some more SnGs for the ones with which I made the above graph, for more accurate estimate. It's quite time consuming though because I have to search each SnG individually. That's why I searched only 500 for which I needed 4 hours.
3) The Set-Ups
Don't get me wrong here, I'm perfectly fine with set-ups and I know they happen often. I have seen enough of Poker After Dark episodes to get a rough idea.
What I do mind though, is that those set-ups are much more often in their favor.
I kept track of this through the last 4.500 SnGs which should be a fair representation of my whole poker carrier (and it certainly feel so) where I had:
Set-Ups in my favor: 97
Set-Ups against me: 330
By "Set-Ups" I mean loosing a flush to a higher flush or FH, loosing set to a higher set etc. Either way the criteria was the same for both sides.
EDIT: The most important thing about this is that I went all in post flop and getting it IN bad, when the odds are saying I should be good.
Out of 427 cases that I counted, it should have gone 213:214 let's say... which means I should have doubled up to 3000 chips another 116 times which is A LOT.
Number of chips is roughly accurate because I didn't count cases when I was really short on chips, and the range is between 750 to 4500, not counting odd set-ups in HU when it gets up to 9000.
So 116 extra double ups per 4.500 SnGs, which is 825 total.
Now, what I could have done with those chips is a bit tough and I should go through my database to see how often I cashed after the double up, but I could do a super conservative estimate:
Let's say that out of those 825 cases where I busted instead of doubling up to a healthy stack, I'd end HU around 35% of the time (I think that is more then a fair estimate, it should probbably be much higher).
That is 289 HUs.
Now let's say in HU I got 50-50 chance for a first place, which is again very conservative considering my table selection skills:
144.5 x 54.29$ + 144.5 x 29.23$ = 12069$
Or 805 BIs.
EDIT: These Set-Ups has been constantly happening since I started playing on Stars. It's not just a thing from the past 4500 SnGs.
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This all Adds up to 1838 BIs under EV which seems almost spot on to what my friend calculated.
Now, bare in mind that we were extremely conservative and didn't include some things which I won't go into detail here like:
*Fact that I'm flopping pairs less often then I should
*When I flop a something, the board is extremely wet and it gets increasingly wetter
*My opponents seem to hit the board too often
*Didn't count point 2) with the rest of the SnGs which are influenced as well
etc.
All of this will be taken into consideration when I hand over my HHs to professionals for a complete analysis.
"Please Bear In Mind..."
...that I'm aware that these examples that I gave, might be off a bit, but I did them conservatively and the chances are that I'm more probably cutting myself short then the other way around.
Detailed analysis will be made when the time is right.
"What are the chances?"
Here is the simulation with ROI Simulator that I did with Million simulations:
I'm not quite sure what I can conclude ofother columns exactly, but the first column is quite clear. The lowest I can get is 1% ROI which is 1322 BIs under EV.
That is the floor and I'm at least 1700 BIs under, which is impossible. And that excludes other points that I didn't cover in here that might add up to 2500+
I'm planning to do one with 20 Million simulations to see if some -1% ROI creeps in which would officially make it possible (although I'd officially be the unluckiest person in the poker world; the guy who got hit by lightning 7 times would be jealous). Although I highly doubt that.
"What Can Be Done About It?"
Believe it or not, I'm still waking up each day saying to myself that all of this is a coincidence and that my luck will turn around any day now. I've been optimistic for four years now and I think I've reached my limit. I'm not really stressed that much but I'm hurt financially which is a pretty big deal to me.
One of the best lawyers in the country is a close friend of my father and I'm thinking of going all the way with this. Lawsuit... the whole shebang.
I don't really care whether their RNG is broken or it's like this intentionally. They are going to pay dearly for this.
Still though, I'm thinking of playing up to 50.000-th SnG to either collect some more evidence or let PS correct their mistake. This lawsuit wouldn't really bring me any pleasure and I don't want to waste my time in the courtrooms. I'd still like this just to be corrected, to get my BIs back and continue playing with normal luck. That is all that I want honestly.
Sadly though, considering the trend, I expect to go under another 500 BIs by the end of the year. In that case (or if I bust before that) I'll take action, and believe me when I say this: I'm very capable and intelligent person, my HHs and math are everything that I need as evidence and I wont stop until PokerStars is in ruins.
It's getting late so I'll end here and go to sleep. If I missed something I'll correct it tomorrow. Be free to comment, correct me or give some advise, but please for the sake of humanity: don't troll.
Have a nice day.

