I'm not too sure how we've gone this long without this, but here's a thread for all those priceless IRC (or forum) quotes - namely, SoyCD's godawful puns or TribunCaesar's forum gems
So.. let's start it off with this one:
<Flowing> i made 5 FH's in ~25-30 hand today lol
<Velak> wow
<Velak> that's crazy hot Flowing
<Velak> nice
<Flowing> yea was insane
<@SoyCD> ya, the olsen twins did 192 full houses in 8 years
<@SoyCD> as a comparison
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I think this fits here well ♦
[18:09] <Cannell555> hey soy
[18:09] <Cannell555> make me sticky soy
[18:09] <Velak> heh.. and be careful how you interpret that
(-22:08:59-) <Hlynkinn> I'm pushing any two under the gun
(-22:09:15-) <Velak> you have to.. less than 3BB.
(-22:09:15-) <Cannell555> go for live cards if ultra short imo
(-22:09:23-) <Velak> or push any if you're the first in
(-22:09:32-) <finchybg> on the bb you could get better odds
(-22:09:34-) <Hlynkinn> I got no fold eq..
(-22:09:44-) <Hlynkinn> I just gotta donk out
(-22:09:47-) <Hlynkinn> or donk up
(-22:09:57-) <awishformore> u still got a little fe
(-22:09:57-) <Velak> hopefully you'll pick up a hand you can pray with
(-22:09:58-) <awishformore> ♦
(-22:10:17-) <Hlynkinn> I would bet on aces
(-22:10:18-) <finchybg> don't worry.. after all 72 vs AK is 60/40
(-22:10:22-) <Cannell555> no cards over a 8 in my deck, im sure
(-22:10:24-) <finchybg> so any two isnt that bad
(-22:10:25-) <finchybg> 
(-22:10:32-) <ForAcesAAAA> AQo
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(-22:10:38-) <Hlynkinn> LOOOL
(-22:10:39-) <Hlynkinn> ACES
(-22:10:45-) <awishformore> NIIIIIIICE
(-22:10:46-) <awishformore> 
(-22:10:47-) <finchybg> ♦
(-22:10:49-) <awishformore> zomg
(-22:10:50-) <Cannell555> nh sir
(-22:10:53-) <Velak> LOL.. NICE TIMING
(-22:10:55-) <ForAcesAAAA> phew
(-22:10:58-) <SuperSoyCD> hold
(-22:10:58-) <SuperSoyCD> ^^
(-22:11:03-) <awishformore> YES
(-22:11:04-) <awishformore> :
(-22:11:04-) <Velak> dodge a nice!
(-22:11:04-) <SuperSoyCD> nh
(-22:11:08-) <Cannell555> nh sir
(-22:11:10-) <Velak> now you gotta do it again
(-22:11:11-) <Hlynkinn> II called my aces whats up with that?
lmao It's one of my best moments I've had in the botd
this comeback made me laugh, it might be a "you had to be there" thing, but.. I thought it was good:m
[15:15] <Hlynkinn> my rakeback will be more then my profit for this week
[15:15] <Hlynkinn> lol
[15:21] <Alexd10> u get rakeback on stars?
[15:22] <Hlynkinn> I play full tilt
[15:22] <Hlynkinn> and mtt's on stars
[15:22] <Alexd10> oh right
[15:22] <Hlynkinn> I got moneys
[15:22] <Hlynkinn> erywhere
[15:22] <Alexd10> lol
[15:22] <Hlynkinn> even your gf has some of my monniesss
[15:22] <Velak> lol
[15:22] <Velak> that's cause she's better at poker than you are.
Holland vs France in the Titan Freeroll:
(18:27:09) (GekkeGek) Je parle Francais un petit peu
(18:27:11) (GekkeGek) comme
(18:27:17) (GekkeGek) "Le papillon sur la table"
(18:27:19) (GekkeGek) rotes Gesicht
(18:27:29) (FF`) You speak french like a french speak english
(18:27:32) (FF`) Terrible.
Tournament Start: 18:00 CET
(18:05:04) (FF`) out du silver
(18:05:08) (FF`) all-in sur le bronze
(18:05:09) (FF`) gogogogo[.... 1 minute later ....]
(18:06:02) (FF`) out du bronze
(18:06:03) (FF`) gg
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(19:24:16) (nrg|dust^) He's really a Tiltbunny 0_o
(18:38:38) (@Kheops) out QJ vs AA ^^
(18:40:23) (Gerv) Why do you shove with QJ then
(18:40:24) (Gerv) ^.^
(18:40:35) (onlyplayragz)grow up
18:09:11) (Gerv) (18:08:02) Do you keep track when your French members are donks out of those freerolls?
(FF`) nop Gerv
(montanatoni) C'etait pas mauvais avant la catastrophe
(Gerv) At least I know it from you
(18:08:17) (FF`) 90% of the frenchis are Retard
(18:08:23) (Gerv) delayed?
(18:08:27) (FF`) we don't care about those morrons
(-20:51:02-) <Grimzor> well my sng graph has penis on it now
(-20:51:24-) <Velak> is that a good thing, or a bad thing?
(-20:51:44-) <Grimzor> bad
(-20:52:35-) <Grimzor> half penis is good
(-20:53:08-) <Grimzor> you see to draw penis your graph must go up very quick
(-20:53:21-) <Grimzor> and then come down
(-20:53:31-) <Grimzor> half is good cause then it only go up
(-20:53:34-) <Velak> It's ok Grimzor.. I don't need lessons in drawing a penis.
(-17:27:23-) <Hlynkinn> players are drunk and loose
(-17:27:24-) <Hlynkinn> gotta love it
(-17:27:34-) <cardbender> drunk already ?
(-17:27:55-) <Hlynkinn> It's five AM somewhere
(-17:27:56-) <Hlynkinn> you knooo
(-17:29:38-) <cardbender> y i bone blew my BR at 5am after a late night of drinking.... it was St Paddy's Day 
(-17:29:47-) <Velak> it's 5:35AM in Anadyr
(-17:30:23-) <cardbender> i think went and took a 100$ and sat down at a table
(-17:30:26-) <Velak> and kamchatka!
(-17:30:44-) <cardbender> they dont have computers in kamachka
(-17:30:54-) <cardbender> lol
(-17:31:27-) <Velak> I'm sure somewhere in Kamchatka, there's a computer, and a drunk guy
when I asked who the hell is J(you know the card):
[16:41] <Vargan> jack isnt the prince
[16:41] <Vargan> <.<
[16:42] <Jyri^> soldier?
[16:42] <Vargan> hes the funny man
[16:42] <Vargan> jack of all trades
[16:42] <Jyri^> ok
[16:42] <Jyri^> 
[16:42] <Vargan> ATLEAST IN MY HEAD HE IS AHAHAHA
[16:42] <Jyri^> LOL
Originally posted by Backcushion
when I asked who the hell is J(you know the card):[16:41] <Vargan> jack isnt the prince
[16:41] <Vargan> <.<
[16:42] <Jyri^> soldier?
[16:42] <Vargan> hes the funny man
[16:42] <Vargan> jack of all trades
[16:42] <Jyri^> ok
[16:42] <Jyri^>
[16:42] <Vargan> ATLEAST IN MY HEAD HE IS AHAHAHA
[16:42] <Jyri^> LOL
Ahahaha. This made my day. 
Originally posted by csc0sa
cough bash cough . cough org
lol. hahahahahah... You're so funny..
