"Whatever you give to woman, she will make it greater. If you give
her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give
you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you
give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges
what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive
a ton of shit."
Made me ROFL ♦
But actually is quite true(depends on woman you "have" ♦).
