FCUK ME FCUK POKER FCUK FCUK FCUK. I WAS FKIN CRUSHING THE NL25 GAMES, THEN I MOVED UP TO THE GODDAMN LAND OF DONKS @ NL50 AND CAN'T WIN A FKIN HAND WTF IS WRONG WITH ME. ALL MY FKIN BLUFFS GET CALLED, ALL MY FKIN AAs WIN THE BLINDS, ALL MY FKIN SETS STEAL THE POTS. I TRIED CHANGING MY GAME I TRIED EVERYTHING, SEEMS THE ONLY WAY I CAN WIN IS TO 4BET WITH FKIN T HIGH LIKE MY OPPONENTS. FUCKFUCKFUCKIDYFUKFUKFUK. ♠_evil: ♠_evil: ♠_evil: 
IM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW, JUST DROPPED $170 IN LIKE 15MINUTES WHILE BLUFFING WHILE I PROMISSED MYSELF I WOULD NEVER AGAIN BLUFF THE FKIN DONKS THERE CUZ THEY ALWAYS BEAT ME WHEN I DO IT.
PLAYIN WITH 19.3/17.3/4.4/26.5 STATS. IS THIS WRONG? I SAW SOME ROCK WITH 8/5 STATS 15TABLING ON FULLTILT, IS THAT HOW I SHOULD PLAY? JUST AA,KK & STUFF?? OR SHOULD I PLAY LIKE THIS DEUCHEBAG:
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($51.64)
BB ($39.53) HIS STATS ARE FKIN 34/8/6/20 AND 3BET MONKEYFUCKING 20.1
UTG ($74.83)
CO ($98.22)
Hero ($58.06)
Dealt to Hero T♣Q♣
fold, Hero raises to $2, fold, BB raises to $8.50, Hero calls $6.50,
FLOP ($17.25) 5♣K♣9♥
BB bets $4.50, Hero raises to $15.50, BB calls $11,
TURN ($48.25) 5♣K♣9♥3♠
check, Hero bets $34.06 (AI), BB calls $34.06,
RIVER ($116) 5♣K♣9♥3♠3♣
BB shows 9♦3♦
(Flop 38.6%, Turn 77.3%)
Hero shows T♣Q♣
(Flop 61.4%, Turn 22.7%)
BB wins $113
HAND 2
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NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($38.01) 30/25/2/30
BB ($42.01)
UTG ($75.91)
CO ($59.05)
Hero ($55.62)
Dealt to Hero A♣6♦
fold, fold, Hero raises to $2, SB calls $1.75, BB calls $1.50,
FLOP ($6) 6♣7♣6♥
check, check, Hero bets $4, SB calls $4, BB folds,
TURN ($14) 6♣7♣6♥2♦
check, Hero bets $8, SB raises to $31.76, Hero calls $23.76,
RIVER ($77.52) 6♣7♣6♥2♦J♥
Hero shows A♣6♦
(Flop 4.6%, Turn 2.3%)
SB shows 7♠7♦
(Flop 95.4%, Turn 97.7%)
SB wins $74.52
ANOTHER BLUFF
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NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($15.75)
Hero ($52.27)
UTG ($51.60) THE BITCHE'S STATS IS 53/3/2.5/25
UTG+1 ($44.90)
CO ($238)
BTN ($52.95)
Dealt to Hero J♠Q♣
UTG calls $0.50, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $3, UTG calls $2.50,
FLOP ($6.25) 3♦6♣3♣
Hero bets $4, UTG calls $4,
TURN ($14.25) 3♦6♣3♣A♦
Hero bets $8, UTG calls $8,
RIVER ($30.25) 3♦6♣3♣A♦8♣
Hero bets $22, UTG calls $22,
Hero shows J♠Q♣
(Flop 23.0%, Turn 0.0%)
UTG shows A♣T♦
(Flop 77.0%, Turn 100.0%)
UTG wins $71.25
I'M GETTTING LESS pissed right now, too tired to post anything more but wrote too much to just delete it all right now.
downswing report #1 finished.
this was suvalgysiu 'the 5bet machine' 5betmachine
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thanks for your time, ur a great psychologist.
P.S. i won't bluff anymore, cuz that's where i loose most (ALL) money on.........
