So, I had a little too much gin&tonic and cognac last night.. Couldn't even remember most of the evening/night.
Logged into my stars acc, fearing the worst.. To my astonishment - my eyes sprung open, my mouth watered and it just might be that the ground started to shudder.. IDK! - my BR had skyrocketed!! I dno, I was BE_FUDDLED!(Norman Chad *tm).
BR: $528.05.......................
"Today's performance"
Win/Loss: $246,90
BB/100: 52,05
Hands: 753
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!? No doubt it called for an investigation!
So I jump into my rocking Inspector Gadget cosplay suit modified to the style of a NINJA!(Inspector Ninja Gadget; picture it..) And I eagerly double-clicked on the ELEPHANT icon; by now my hands are shaking and my heart pounding like that of a hamster in a lions cage.
Okay okay enough with the storyline(admit it, it was a LITTLE amusing at least)..
Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;Hero$119,70:///////;BB$179,30:31/26 /23 /7,0/33 /25 /100 /50 ;CO$362,00:50/80 /30 /1,8/28 /43 /0 /0 ;[/tg]
0,5/1 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.67 by www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is SB with 7♥, 7♣
2 folds, CO raises to $4,00, BU folds, Hero calls $3,50, BB raises to $16,50, CO calls $12,50, Hero calls $12,50.
Flop: ($49,50) 7♦, 9♥, 7♠ (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, CO bets $21,00, Hero calls $21,00, BB folds.
Turn: ($91,50) 6♠ (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks.
River: ($91,50) K♦ (2 players)
Hero bets $34,00, CO raises to $318,00, Hero calls $48,20 (All-In), CO gets uncalled bet back.
Final Pot: $255,90
Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows four of a kind, sevens (7h 7c)
CO shows two pairs, nines and sevens (Jc 9s)
Hero wins with four of a kind, sevens (7h 7c)
Apparently I flop quads when I'm drunk beyond recognition..
Sickening BRM, and I'm seriously doubting that it's even the slightest +EV to play when you're unconscious.. Is there something like a digital lock I can put on this damn software? Like if I leave home at midnight, I can just click "Lock for X hrs". Would be neat, because the next time this happens, my BR will probably be something like $0,77.
Okay enough ranting, PEACE OUT!
