Okay, i just played a NL2 table. Even though i ilost 2 BI, 4$ (one before he came, i lost QQ to AK) ,
It was one of the most fun tables i have played in a while. and that is all due to one talking donk called MisterMidas.
it all started in this hand:
$0.01/$0.02 No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com
Stacks:
UTG MisterMidas ($2.69)
UTG+1 IRONM4TE ($0.54)
MP1 Hero ($1.24)
MP2 GoaStrike ($1.85)
MP3 carphunter03 ($0.92)
CO der_pommes ($0.43)
BTN robinpoker8 ($1.97)
SB ganjag1337 ($1.41)
BB omg83 ($2.13)
[der_pommes posted $0.02]
Pre-flop: ($0.05, 9 players) Hero is MP1 Q♦ J♦
MisterMidas calls $0.02, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.02, 2 folds, der_pommes checks, 1 fold, ganjag1337 calls $0.01, omg83 checks
Flop: Q♥ 2♠ J♠ ($0.10, 5 players)
MisterMidas says "ssssssismon", ganjag1337 checks, omg83 checks, MisterMidas checks, MisterMidas says "the mong", Hero bets $0.05, der_pommes raises to $0.12, ganjag1337 folds, omg83 folds, MisterMidas calls $0.12, Hero raises to $0.57, der_pommes goes all-in $0.29, MisterMidas calls $0.45
Turn: 7♦ ($1.65, 3 players)
MisterMidas bets $0.78, Hero goes all-in $0.65
River: 9♣ ($3.08, 3 players)
MisterMidas says "thanks mong"
Final Pot: $3.08
MisterMidas shows: K♠ T♥
Hero shows: Q♦ J♦
der_pommes shows: A♣ J♣
MisterMidas wins $2.94 ( won +$1.57 )
Hero lost -$1.24
der_pommes lost -$0.43
ganjag1337 lost -$0.02
omg83 lost -$0.02
Then this awesome chatlog
MisterMidas: MONGS
MisterMidas: 8
MisterMidas: u mong
MisterMidas: smon u mong
MisterMidas: flush draw bs
MisterMidas: ssssssismon
MisterMidas: the mong
MisterMidas: thanks, mong
MisterMidas: THAT WILL TEACH YOU !!
MisterMidas: queen jac.k.. wot a joke
MisterMidas: l3rn to pl y
MisterMidas: RELOAD S1M3N55
MisterMidas: u c..............................t
MisterMidas: that's it
MisterMidas: MORE OF UR MON3Y
MisterMidas: SAM3 WAY
S1M3N555: OMFG
S1M3N555: u outdraw me
S1M3N555: i was ahead
MisterMidas: OH, DO PIPE DOWN
S1M3N555: you did bad call
MisterMidas: SHHHHHH
MisterMidas: SHUT UP
S1M3N555: lol
MisterMidas: UR BLOWING UP
MisterMidas: M3LT DOWN !!
MisterMidas: NO STEAMING !!!!!!!!!
MisterMidas: I WILL XXXXXXXXLY HAVE NO STEAMING "!!!!!!!!!
MisterMidas: C..UNTS
MisterMidas: OOPS
MisterMidas: DIDU R3ALLY THINK UR 2 PAIR WAS THE BEST HAND?
S1M3N555: YES
S1M3N555: and it was
MisterMidas: WRONG
MisterMidas: I HAD A STR8
MisterMidas: str8 > 2 pair
MisterMidas: HAND RANKING, SON
MisterMidas: Y IS IT THAT U PLAY BAD
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MisterMidas: DO NOT TARGET ME
S1M3N555: you didnt have stright on turn
MisterMidas: U PR@T !!
MisterMidas: NO I MADE IT ON RIVER
S1M3N555: yes
MisterMidas: 5??
S1M3N555: but called on turn
MisterMidas: SIMON - U DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT POKER
MisterMidas: NO POINT IN YOU SPEAKING
S1M3N555: lol
S1M3N555: u know more than you
MisterMidas: I DO NOT KNOW MORE THAN MYSELF
MisterMidas: BUT THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT !!
Here is one good part
S1M3N555: you had 16% chance to hit when u called all in
MisterMidas: NO - 87%
S1M3N555: NO
S1M3N555: lol
MisterMidas: I HAD OVERPAIR, STRAIGHT AND FLUSH DRAW
MisterMidas: PAY ATTENTION FFS
MisterMidas: GO TO TWODIMES IF U DOPNT BELIEVE IT
S1M3N555: LOOL
S1M3N555: u hadnt
MisterMidas: PLS TURN CAPS OFF
MisterMidas: I KNOW THE MATH
S1M3N555: u had no flush draw
MisterMidas: YES DID
MisterMidas: BACKDOOR
MisterMidas: JEEZ IM GETTING A LECTURE FROM A N00B
S1M3N555: welll, backdoor wont work on turn
S1M3N555: lool
MisterMidas: ON TURN BACKDOOR NO WAS COMMITTED
MisterMidas: UR FAULT
S1M3N555: no
MisterMidas: YES
S1M3N555: not really
S1M3N555: donkey
MisterMidas: TRUELY
MisterMidas: NO I HAVE THE MONEY
MisterMidas: THUS
S1M3N555: and opverpair would win either
MisterMidas: STOP BREYING !!!
S1M3N555: i just laugh as hell now
MisterMidas: YOU ARE GOING TO HELL?
S1M3N555: nope
MisterMidas: LOOK QK = QQKK
MisterMidas: QJ = QQJJ
MisterMidas: QQKK VS QQJJ
MisterMidas: EHHHHHH??
MisterMidas: FKN DONKS..............................
S1M3N555: lol
MisterMidas:
MisterMidas: JEALOUSY IS NOT PREETY
MisterMidas: COME IN SIMON
MisterMidas: I KNOW U WANT TO PUT BAD BOT ON ME
S1M3N555: lol
MisterMidas: WOT DO U DO ANYWAY... TRAWLERMAN??
MisterMidas: FISHERMAN??
S1M3N555: hitman
MisterMidas: U MISSED OF 'S'
S1M3N555: so bad luck
MisterMidas: SO AFTER U FISH IN TUNA
MisterMidas: U HIT MEN?
S1M3N555: i kill men yes
MisterMidas: OR U HIT 'ON' MEN.. AKA PICK UP MEN FOR X.XX
MisterMidas: PICK UP MEN FOR CASUAL SE.X
MisterMidas: NH
S1M3N555: nh oleg
MisterMidas: LIKE MINE WAS
S1M3N555: nope
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MisterMidas: I HAD THE NUTS !!!!
MisterMidas: ACE HIGH STRAIGHT !!
MisterMidas: VNH !!
S1M3N555: guess what
MisterMidas: NO
S1M3N555: i fold my draw
MisterMidas: TY
MisterMidas: I HAD FINGER OVER FOLD BUTTON BUT NO NEED
S1M3N555: u was better than me
S1M3N555: had better hand
MisterMidas: XXXXXXXXLY YES
S1M3N555: so i folded
S1M3N555: THIS time
S1M3N555: as you coldnt do
MisterMidas: U LT IMATE LY
MisterMidas: HMMMM EW8
MisterMidas: BOO !
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MisterMidas: THE 52 SPESH
S1M3N555: lol
MisterMidas:
MisterMidas: FISHERMAN C-BETS
MisterMidas: U GOT ENUF F COD??
MisterMidas: BOOM !!
MisterMidas: MIN RAYSE EP
MisterMidas: AYCES
MisterMidas: GO ON I WOULD CALL ALL IN THERE
S1M3N555: well, sucky flop so why should i
MisterMidas: S.UCKY??
MisterMidas: LIKE.. LOLLIPOP??
MisterMidas: UGH
MisterMidas: BOOM !!!!!!
S1M3N555: OOh
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S1M3N555: you CAN flod worst hand sometime
MisterMidas: I PAIRED UP
Dealer: Keep playing to maximize your chances of being our next big Genius Jackpot winner!
MisterMidas: YEAH I KNOW WORTH SEEING ANOTHER CYARDS
MisterMidas: ANOTHER 7 UVE 'AD IT
MisterMidas: OR 9 OR 8
MisterMidas: OR 3 OR 4 OR 5
MisterMidas: OK NOT 5
S1M3N555: ffs
MisterMidas: GOOD SHOW
S1M3N555: wish you was there to show gutshot, and i would won back $$
MisterMidas: I WOULDNT MAKE A PLAY LIKE THAT
MisterMidas: I AINT DAFT
S1M3N555: nh
MisterMidas: TY - DIDNT GET THERE THO DID IT
MisterMidas: WELL.. AT LEAST IT WASN'T MY MONEY !!
MisterMidas: I WOULD HATE TO LOSE MY OWN MONEY
MisterMidas:
Dealer: The next Genius hand will hit in only
5000 hands.
S1M3N555: ;O
MisterMidas: DAMN.... Q4
MisterMidas: COME ON IN FISHIES
S1M3N555: i put note on you Mistermidas
S1M3N555: Funny donk, speak XXXX forever
MisterMidas: "WORLD CLA.SS PLAYER" IS WHAT U SHOULD WRITE
MisterMidas: SEE
MisterMidas: WORLD CLASS
S1M3N555: rofl
MisterMidas: WHAT?/
S1M3N555: luck class?
MisterMidas: HE HAD A MERE SET
S1M3N555: you hit all day long
S1M3N555: playy now
S1M3N555:
MisterMidas: ONLY WHEN I HAVE FAVORRITE HAND SON
MisterMidas: OUCH
MisterMidas: OUCH
S1M3N555: OMFG
MisterMidas: WOT A DONK.. CALLIG WITH QQ
MisterMidas: HE COUYLD HAVE HAD ACES
S1M3N555: donk?
S1M3N555: i was ahead
MisterMidas: IF U LOOK IN MIRROR - YES
S1M3N555: lol
MisterMidas: POKER - ITS NOT ABOUT THE CARDS
S1M3N555: you dont know any poker math do you?
MisterMidas: OH SURE I DO
MisterMidas: 1+1=2
MisterMidas: $1.06 =
MisterMidas: -0.02
S1M3N555: well, im jhust unlucky you know
S1M3N555: poker is swingy
MisterMidas: I AM RIDING UR BAD PLAY
MisterMidas: THANKS
S1M3N555: and i had bl this table
S1M3N555: lol, i had nothing too
MisterMidas: THEE IS NO SUCH THING AS BAD LUCK
S1M3N555: why should i risk money on that in 3+ way pot=
Dealer: The Genius has just paid out another $250 USD. Keep playing for your chance to win.
........
some got lost here unfortunantely, but best part under........
MisterMidas: U GOTT A SPEKULATE TO AQ.CUMULATES
MisterMidas: EG KT
MisterMidas: ALL IN
MisterMidas: I WILL BE BATHED IN AS.SES MILK WITH MY WIUNNINGS FROM THIS TAB.LE
MisterMidas: LITERALLY
S1M3N555: lol
S1M3N555: u are lucky
MisterMidas: MY WIFE IS LACTATING TOO - BONUS !!
S1M3N555: you are really lucky
MisterMidas: THEY SAY THAT
MisterMidas:
S1M3N555: your all in EV is at only + 20c
S1M3N555: not +3.31
S1M3N555: so,
S1M3N555: STFU ! haha
MisterMidas: MY RATE IS 18.7 BB/HR
S1M3N555: so
S1M3N555: yuou are lucky
MisterMidas: 20% LUCK, 90% SKILL
MisterMidas: THNX FOR COMPLIMENT THO
DerHetzer25: so you are a 110 % man !!
MisterMidas: ITS NICE TO KNOW GOD LOVES ME
MisterMidas: I'M ALL MAN !!
MisterMidas: LUCK
