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Chuck Norris won the world series of poker. He managed to win a showdown even though his cards were a green 4 from uno and a get out of jail free card.
Chuck Norris is the best bluffer. The threat of a roundhouse kick is enough to make any player fold the nuts.
"There are 2 hands that beat a Royal flush. Chuck Norris' right hand and Chuck Norris' left hand"
Chuck Norris played a MTT with 4000 players registered and won the tournament after 2 hours. 3999 of the registered players were reported dead next day.
Chuck Norris went back in time, roundhouse kicked Swissmoumout in the head and knocked him 3 years into the future.
Originally posted by delete461
Chuck Norris went back in time, roundhouse kicked Swissmoumout in the head and knocked him 3 years into the future.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PWNED
when chuck norris does a push up, he's not pushing himself up, but pushing the world down
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Originally posted by SheepMoose
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
I missed this 3 years ago. Gold.
In winter time kids write their names with pee in the snow. Chuck Norris can do it in concrete
Chuck Norris' dick has a dick bigger than yours
Chuck Norris was born in a hut that was built by himself
In the 1st day, God said "Let there be light!"
and Chuck Norris said "you didn't say please"...
Chuck Norris managed to count from 1 to infinite. twice
Once Chuck Norris and superman made a bet which of them was the strongest in the universe. The loser had to walk around with his underwear over his pants.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Originally posted by WorldEdit
Originally posted by swissmoumout
welcome to 2006.
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