different kind of downswing

excelgeo

Joined: 17.10.2008

14.09.2009, 12:41 0

it is my friend's birthday. i was thinking of just buying her a cake so i don't go empty handed AND i will get something out of if too.

but my mum insisted i buy her a piece of clothing as this is more grown up and i am 25 now. went to the shop taht my sister just bought some clothes from for an average price of 30 euros. the two really hot assistants tried some clothes on for me because they have similar bodies to my friend (not that i would have declined the offer if my friend was a 200lb beast).

i ended up liking something, went to register, it cost 60 euros. 100 DOLLARS!!!

STUPID WOMEN AND THEIR STUPID BOOBS
STUPID PENIS AND ITS NEED OF VALUABLE BLOOD SUPPLY
STUPID BIRTHDAY.

ps you play too much poker if after making a donkey purchase you rush back home to recoup the losses on full tilt.

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If you record profits, however, credit should be given where credit is due.

8 replies

_Anonymous_

14.09.2009, 15:25 0

lol!

female sales assistants know how to work it.

did she like the dress though? definite +EV if she did

jonnyjm

Joined: 24.03.2008

Posts: 449

14.09.2009, 15:34 0

Originally posted by lessthanthreee
lol!

female sales assistants know how to work it.

did she like the dress though? definite +EV if she did

In the short term it's +EV as he gets what he wants...But longer term if he's in it's going to cost alot more $$$ *DOH!!!*

excelgeo

Joined: 17.10.2008

Posts: 1,107

14.09.2009, 17:53 0

i am getting zero implied odds as she is my only girl-friend. been good friends since 97.

the only really hot girl that i do not see sexually.

i was just too embarassed to tell the hot assistants that i do not wish to pay that much for my friends birthday.

one of them had amazing tits.

oh and in my efforts to recoup i lost a buy in haha!

Excelgeo assumes no responsibility for losses incurred while following his advice as he has been known to dish out some real shitty ideas every now and then.
If you record profits, however, credit should be given where credit is due.

wasy8

Joined: 29.01.2009

Posts: 1,517

14.09.2009, 17:57 0

lol at using implied odds to determine the EV of buying your girlfriend a dress.

only on a poker forum

Cpwpoker

Joined: 04.06.2009

Posts: 749

14.09.2009, 18:04 0

Take this as an investment for when she marries a rich man and you will be in need of money you will always be able to count on her !

Lol jk

Her friendship has no price ^_^ so it was a good investment

NightFrostaSS

Joined: 25.10.2008

Posts: 5,255

14.09.2009, 18:47 0

Originally posted by excelgeo

the only really hot girl that i do not see sexually.

Pics?

_Anonymous_

14.09.2009, 19:08 0

Originally posted by excelgeo
but my mum insisted...

There's your whole problem

There's a moral to this story here... somewhere

sirilidion

Joined: 15.04.2008

Posts: 1,650

15.09.2009, 16:47 0

moral of the story is Mums doesn't know what +EV is :f_p:, you got donked by 2 beautiful saleswomen sharks. So hope you're friend at least liked it so you at least got some entertainment value out of it

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