Haha cmon guys who's your favorite!
Steven Seagal: 1
Chuck Norris: 0
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I'd rather chew my own legs off than watch a movie with either of these two knumb knuts 'starring' in it ♠_biggrin:
Originally posted by andyb43
I'd rather chew my own legs off than watch a movie with either of these two knumb knuts 'starring' in it ♠_biggrin:
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Jean Claude van Damme...
in the same crap you've seen over... and over... and over again.
(All of those action giants go in the same bowl for me. Seen it all before.)
Originally posted by Tampaloeres81
Haha cmon guys who's your favorite!Steven Seagal: 1
Chuck Norris: 0
Definitely Steven Seagal 
Originally posted by JohnnyChrist
Jean Claude van Damme...in the same crap you've seen over... and over... and over again.
(All of those action giants go in the same bowl for me. Seen it all before.)
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Seagal was playing vs Norris poker, HU4BELTZ (Seagal's Aikido belt vs Norris' karate belt (or whatever belts they have)):
Norris gets dealt T :diamond:7 
on the button. He raises it up. Our pocket cam shows that Seagal has J :diamond:6 :diamond:. He calls with dominating hand and both players see the flop (I love beef jerkey).
Flop comes A :diamond:T :heart:2 :diamond:. Steve checks, Chucky leads out, betting one third of his belt. Seagal goes belt-in. Chuck goes berserk and roundhouse kicks the sorry ass of a bastard that is Steven and sends him flying. Seagal responds with a balet-like move, resulting in injured Norris' beard and accidently killed dealer. Chuck calls. Turn is Q :spade:. Chuck quickly heals his secret famous third fist, hidden in his beard, and uses it on Seagal's face. No changes can be noticed after the ferocious blow - Seagal's face cannot transform into anything uglier than it already is. Steven pulls off his famous aikido trick - "revenge of the fat waist". Chucky blocks the attack, and they see the river card. The river is get out of jail free card, meaning that it's a tie game! "You were a worthy opponent, Steve" - says Chuck and roundhouse kicks goodbye to Seagal. "It was my pleasure, Chucky" - Steven replies, chops off the fat out of his waist and blocks the kick with it. "Until we meet again!" Countless bodies, all dead, surround the field.
Directed by Uwe Boll.
chuck norris could roundhouse seagal in the face even if they were playing HU online.
OMG. There is now question about it , Chuck Norris is light years ahead of Segael.
Definetly Chuck Norris because.. When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out
Originally posted by PokerAddict36
Chuck Norris obv --> Royal flush every hand
Chuck Norris has 2 hands that beat a royal flush....chuck norris' right hand, and chuck norris' left hand
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.