Loldonkaments :d

sabo999

Joined: 11.06.2008

30.01.2010, 05:53 0

At time of writin, one may well be under the infulence of copuis amounts of alcohol, so therefore i decided a Nice £10 f/o would be a good shout

lol i forgot how serious people took these tourneys lol;
Heres some table talk....

payheedKU: sabo your a fish
Dealer: Zipper22 calls 220
Dealer: payheedKU folds
Dealer: The turn is [Ah]
Dealer: sabo999 checks
Dealer: Zipper22 checks
Dealer: The river is [5s]
payheedKU: your terrible
Dealer: sabo999 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: sabo999 bets 184
Dealer: Zipper22 folds
Dealer: Uncalled bet of 184 returned to sabo999
Dealer: sabo999 mucks
Dealer: sabo999 wins the pot (740)
Dealer: Hand #18026062936
Dealer: sabo999 posts the small blind of 30
Dealer: Lucky Lydia posts the big blind of 60
Dealer: You have been dealt [Js 4s]
Dealer: PokerKingDJ has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: PokerKingDJ folds
Dealer: Zipper22 folds
Dealer: payheedKU calls 60
Dealer: sabo999 calls 30
Dealer: Lucky Lydia checks
Dealer: The flop is [7c 3h Kc]
Dealer: sabo999 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: sabo999 checks
Dealer: Lucky Lydia checks
Dealer: payheedKU bets 180
Dealer: sabo999 has 15 seconds left to act
sabo999: i am the next Athene ♦ Stack yiu Nubbs!!
Dealer: sabo999 folds
Dealer: Lucky Lydia folds
Dealer: Uncalled bet of 180 returned to payheedKU
Dealer: payheedKU mucks
Dealer: payheedKU wins the pot (180)
Dealer: Hand #18026084651
Dealer: Lucky Lydia posts the small blind of 30
Dealer: PokerKingDJ posts the big blind of 60
Dealer: You have been dealt [9h 7d]
Dealer: Zipper22 folds
Dealer: payheedKU calls 60
Dealer: arturito222 calls 60
Dealer: sabo999 calls 60
Dealer: Lucky Lydia folds
Dealer: PokerKingDJ checks
Dealer: The flop is [8c 5d 6h]
Dealer: PokerKingDJ checks
Dealer: payheedKU bets 270
Dealer: arturito222 calls 270
Dealer: sabo999 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: sabo999 raises to 844
Dealer: PokerKingDJ folds
Dealer: payheedKU raises to 6,700, and is all in
Dealer: arturito222 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: arturito222 folds
Dealer: sabo999 calls 5,856
Dealer: payheedKU shows [Ts 8s]
Dealer: sabo999 shows [9h 7d]
Dealer: The turn is [Kc]
Dealer: The river is [4c]
Dealer: payheedKU shows a pair of Eights
Dealer: sabo999 shows a straight, Nine high

LMAO!!!!!! Play Small Pots, every 1/2 Hands then Shiiiiiiiiiiiip with the Nuts ♦ i Like it !!!

C'Mon Sabo FTW!!!

Sabo :club:
Dealer: sabo999 wins the pot (13,940) with a straight, Nine high

9 replies

_Anonymous_

16.02.2010, 04:33 0

posting here because the title is so fitting

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;BB$37,90:24/33/13/2,0/11/50/-/100;MP1$77,05:24/25/4/0,7/67/0/100/75;CO$25,55:31/26/13/-/60/50/100/0;[/tg]
0,1/0,25 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.74 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is BU with 6♠, 3♠
UTG2 folds, MP1 calls $0,25, 2 folds, CO calls $0,25, 2 folds, BB checks.

Flop: ($0,85) K♥, Q♥, K♦ (3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, CO checks.

Turn: ($0,85) J♥ (3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, CO bets $0,75, BB folds, MP1 calls $0,75.

River: ($2,35) 7♥ (2 players)
MP1 checks, CO bets $2,25, MP1 calls $2,25.

Final Pot: $6,85

Results follow:
CO shows a full-house, kings full of queens (Kc Qc)
MP1 shows a royal flush (Ah Th)

MP1 wins with a royal flush (Ah Th)

LOLDONK!

_Anonymous_

16.02.2010, 06:03 0

Sorry I fail to see what is so donkish about this?

Am I missing something?

_Anonymous_

16.02.2010, 06:23 0

Originally posted by lennonac
Sorry I fail to see what is so donkish about this?

Am I missing something?

MP1 just calling the bet on the river (and earlier streets) with the absolute NUTS!

Yeah great lol ♦

_Anonymous_

16.02.2010, 06:32 0

Ahhhh I see, I overlooked the stacks I just asumed everyone got all in

randomdonk

Joined: 02.08.2009

Posts: 1,435

16.02.2010, 08:12 0

he was waiting for 5th street to get it in obviously

swissmoumout

Joined: 24.02.2007

Posts: 2,976

16.02.2010, 23:47 0

Originally posted by randomdonk
he was waiting for 5th street to get it in obviously

clearly not

_Anonymous_

21.02.2010, 04:10 0

he was gonna call on the 5th street as well

F0erster

Joined: 02.06.2008

Posts: 2,240

27.02.2010, 22:25 0

whatteh deuce?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he will push an entire species to extinction.

_Anonymous_

27.03.2010, 00:10 0

this call was *legen - wait for it - dary* ♠_cool: :f_biggrin:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($57.85)
SB ($18.75)
BB ($59.45)
UTG ($50.75)
Hero (MP) ($64.70)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 9, 9
1 fold, Hero bets $1.75, 1 fold, SB calls $1.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($4) 10, 5, 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.80, SB calls $2.80

Turn: ($9.60) K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7, SB calls $7

River: ($23.60) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $8, SB calls $7.20 (All-In)

Total pot: $38 | Rake: $1.80

Results:
SB had J, 8 (one pair, nines).
Hero had 9, 9 (four of a kind, nines).
Outcome: Hero won $36.20

*high five*

[Closed] Loldonkaments :d