If I get bankrupt again, Ill quit poker. If I dont f**** get it after wasting 2 50$ bankroll then maybe I should go play something easier to understand like some pokemon game on nintendo...
I decided to post a couple of hands, to show what an idiot I am.
Hand #1
0.02/0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (10 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with T♥, J♠
UTG calls $0.04, 6 folds, BU calls $0.04, SB calls $0.02, BB checks.
Flop: ($0.16) 6♥, Q♦, K♦ (4 players)
SB bets $0.12, BB calls $0.12, 2 folds.
Turn: ($0.40) A♠ (2 players)
SB checks, BB checks.
River: ($0.40) 8♥ (2 players)
SB bets $0.24, BB calls $0.24.
Final Pot: $0.88
Results follow (highlight to see):
BB shows [ 3h, Ks ] a pair of Kings
SB shows [ 2d, Kh ] a pair of Kings
SB wins $0.42 USD with a pair of Kings.
BB wins $0.42 USD with a pair of Kings.
Hand #2
0.02/0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A♦, A♣
UTG+1 raises to $0.08, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls $0.08, MP2 calls $0.08, Hero raises to $0.30, 4 folds, UTG+1 calls $0.22, MP1 calls $0.22, MP2 folds.
Flop: ($1.04) 6♥, 9♠, 4♦ (3 players)
UTG+1 bets $0.20, MP1 calls $0.20, Hero raises to $0.40, UTG+1 calls $0.20, MP1 raises to $3.05 (All-In), Hero folds, UTG+1 raises to $2.94 (All-In).
Turn: ($7.43) 8♠
River: ($7.43) A♠
Final Pot: $7.43
Results follow (highlight to see):
MP1 shows [ Th, Ts ] a pair of Tens
UTG+1 shows [ Qh, Qd ] a pair of Queens
MP1 wins $0.11 USD with a pair of Tens.
UTG+1 wins $6.96 USD with a pair of Queens.
Hand #3
0.02/0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (10 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A♦, J♣
UTG calls $0.04, Hero calls $0.04, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.04, 2 folds, BU calls $0.04, SB calls $0.02, BB raises to $0.11 (All-In), UTG calls $0.07, Hero folds, MP2 calls $0.07, BU calls $0.07, SB calls $0.07.
Flop: ($0.59) 4♣, 2♠, K♠ (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, BU checks.
Turn: ($0.59) 7♥ (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, BU checks.
River: ($0.59) K♣ (4 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $1.68 (All-In), 3 folds.
Final Pot: $2.27
Results follow (highlight to see):
BB shows [ Jd, 6h ] a pair of Kings
UTG shows [ Qc, 6c ] a pair of Kings
UTG wins $1.68 USD with a pair of Kings with Queen kicker.
UTG wins $0.57 USD with a pair of Kings with Queen kicker.
Hand #4
0.02/0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is SB with A♠, K♠
4 folds, MP3 calls $0.04, CO folds, BU calls $0.04, Hero raises to $0.08, BB folds, MP3 calls $0.04, BU calls $0.04.
Flop: ($0.28) 9♣, T♠, 3♥ (3 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks, BU checks.
Turn: ($0.28) 4♦ (3 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks, BU checks.
River: ($0.28) K♥ (3 players)
Hero bets $0.08, MP3 calls $0.08, BU folds.
Final Pot: $0.44
Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows [ As, Ks ] a pair of Kings
MP3 shows [ 2c, 2d ] a pair of Twos
Hero wins $0.42 USD with a pair of Kings.
Hand #5
0.02/0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is CO with J♥, A♠
UTG+1 calls $0.04, UTG+2 calls $0.04, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.04, 2 folds, BB checks.
Flop: ($0.18) Q♠, 9♣, 7♥ (4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 bets $0.12, Hero folds, BB calls $0.12, UTG+1 folds.
Turn: ($0.42) 6♥ (2 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 checks.
River: ($0.42) 2♣ (2 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 bets $0.20, BB calls $0.20.
Final Pot: $0.82
Results follow (highlight to see):
UTG+2 shows [ Qd, Ah ] a pair of Queens
BB shows [ Ac, 9s ] a pair of Nines
UTG+2 wins $0.78 USD with a pair of Queens.
Hand #6
0.02/0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (10 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is BU with 7♣, 7♠
2 folds, UTG+2 calls $0.04, MP1 calls $0.04, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $0.04, CO calls $0.04, Hero calls $0.04, SB calls $0.02, BB checks.
Flop: ($0.28) 9♥, J♥, 9♠ (7 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+2 bets $0.04, MP1 folds, MP3 calls $0.04, CO calls $0.04, Hero calls $0.04, SB folds, BB calls $0.04.
Turn: ($0.48) 2♣ (5 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 bets $0.04, MP3 calls $0.04, CO calls $0.04, Hero raises to $0.20, BB calls $0.20, UTG+2 calls $0.16, MP3 folds, CO calls $0.16.
River: ($1.32) K♥ (4 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 checks, CO checks, Hero checks.
Final Pot: $1.32
Results follow (highlight to see):
BB shows [ Jd, 8d ] two pairs, Jacks and Nines
UTG+2 shows [ Js, Qc ] two pairs, Jacks and Nines
CO shows [ Ad, As ] two pairs, Aces and Nines
Hero shows [ 7c, 7s ] two pairs, Nines and Sevens
CO wins $1.26 USD with two pairs, Aces and Nines
Hand #7
0.02/0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with K♥, K♦
Hero raises to $0.20, 2 folds, MP3 calls $0.20, CO folds, BU calls $0.20, 2 folds.
Flop: ($0.66) A♥, 8♥, 5♣ (3 players)
Hero bets $0.20, MP3 raises to $0.40, BU raises to $1.04, Hero folds, MP3 calls $0.64.
Turn: ($2.94) Q♣ (2 players)
MP3 checks, BU bets $3.85, MP3 raises to $2.85 (All-In).
River: ($9.64) 7♦
Final Pot: $9.64
Results follow (highlight to see):
BU shows [ Ad, Qs ] two pairs, Aces and Queens
MP3 shows [ Ac, Qd ] two pairs, Aces and Queens
BU wins $1 USD with two pairs, Aces and Queens.
MP3 wins $4.11 USD with two pairs, Aces and Queens.
BU wins $4.10 USD with two pairs, Aces and Queens.
Hand #8
0.02/0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is BB with Q♦, K♥
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.04, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $0.04, CO calls $0.04, BU folds, SB raises to $0.08, Hero calls $0.04, MP1 calls $0.04, MP3 calls $0.04, CO calls $0.04.
Flop: ($0.40) 7♠, 4♣, 5♣ (5 players)
SB bets $0.04, Hero folds, MP1 calls $0.04, MP3 raises to $0.16, CO folds, SB raises to $0.28, MP1 calls $0.24, MP3 calls $0.12.
Turn: ($1.24) 7♣ (3 players)
SB checks, MP1 bets $0.04, MP3 calls $0.04, SB calls $0.04.
River: ($1.36) 3♦ (3 players)
SB checks, MP1 bets $0.20, MP3 folds, SB calls $0.20.
Final Pot: $1.76
Results follow (highlight to see):
SB shows [ Ad, Ac ] two pairs, Aces and Sevens
MP1 shows [ Tc, Qc ] a flush, Queen high
MP1 wins $1.68 USD with a flush, Queen high.
Hand #9
0.02/0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is SB with Q♦, Q♥
UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls $0.04, MP1 calls $0.04, MP2 calls $0.04, 3 folds, Hero raises to $1.76, BB folds, UTG+2 calls $1.72, 2 folds.
Flop: ($3.64) 5♣, 6♥, 7♣ (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $0.16, Hero raises to $0.01 (All-In).
Turn: ($3.81) T♣
River: ($3.81) 6♠
Final Pot: $3.81
Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows [ Qd, Qh ] two pairs, Queens and Sixes
UTG+2 shows [ 9h, 8h ] a straight Six to Ten
UTG+2 wins $0.15 USD with a straight, Six to Ten.
UTG+2 wins $3.48 USD with a straight, Six to Ten.
Hand #10
0.02/0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q♣, K♠
UTG+1 calls $0.04, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls $0.04, MP2 calls $0.04, Hero calls $0.04, 2 folds, SB calls $0.02, BB checks.
Flop: ($0.24) 2♥, J♥, 8♦ (6 players)
SB bets $0.04, 2 folds, MP1 calls $0.04, MP2 calls $0.04, Hero folds.
Turn: ($0.36) K♥ (3 players)
SB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks.
River: ($0.36) 2♠ (3 players)
SB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 bets $1.82, 2 folds.
Final Pot: $2.18
Hand #11
0.02/0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (10 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q♦, Q♠
UTG calls $0.04, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.60, 7 folds.
Final Pot: $1.70
Hand #12
0.02/0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is BB with A♦, T♠
UTG+1 raises to $0.16, 3 folds, MP3 calls $0.16, CO calls $0.16, 3 folds.
Flop: ($0.54) 5♦, A♥, 6♣ (3 players)
UTG+1 bets $0.40, MP3 folds, CO raises to $0.80, UTG+1 calls $0.40.
Turn: ($2.14) Q♠ (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $1.50, CO raises to $2.77 (All-In), UTG+1 calls $1.27.
River: ($7.68) Q♥
Final Pot: $7.68
Results follow (highlight to see):
CO shows [ 6d, Ac ] two pairs, Aces and Queens
UTG+1 shows [ Kh, As ] two pairs, Aces and Queens
UTG+1 wins $7.30 USD with two pairs, Aces and Queens with King kicker.
Hand #13
0.02/0.04 No-Limit Hold'em (7 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q♦, A♦
MP1 raises to $0.08, MP2 folds, Hero calls $0.08, 3 folds, BB calls $0.04.
Flop: ($0.26) Q♠, 4♥, 9♥ (3 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets $0.04, Hero raises to $0.08, BB calls $0.08, MP1 calls $0.04.
Turn: ($0.50) 8♥ (3 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets $0.04, Hero calls $0.04, BB folds.
River: ($0.58) A♠ (2 players)
MP1 bets $3.70 (All-In), Hero raises to $2.31 (All-In).
Final Pot: $6.59
Results follow (highlight to see):
MP1 shows [ Kh, Ah ] a flush, Ace high
Hero shows [ Qd, Ad ] two pairs, Aces and Queens
MP1 wins $1.39 USD with a flush, Ace high.
MP1 wins $4.94 USD with a flush, Ace high.
Results:
--- Inability to win large pots
--- Can't fold when Im beaten
The above was my last hand of the night, I threw my computer chair in the wall and Im going to take a walk.