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[Closed] what is the funniest description of the poker profession?

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hi guys, myself just started grinding regulary and many people asking me what i am doing fulltime but i would like to hide the real thing, do you got some funny smart ideas for the description we do?


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EmanuelC16
Joined: 02.01.2010
supeyrio
Joined: 11.11.2009

gamer ,equity analyst, behavioral analyst, internet entrepreneur


swissmoumout
Joined: 24.02.2007

hehe, there's an awesome thread on 2p2 about this. I can't find it, but here are a few gems I remember: "I work in the shipping industry" or, "I work with retards"

If I want to be serious, like when I applied for an apartment, I just say "short-term investment" (possibly the closest description). or something like "I work in finance", but that's so vague you'll just get weird looks and more questions


NightFrostaSS
Joined: 25.10.2008

short-term investment sounds good. :)

Too bad there's always some douchebag that informs ppl what I do instead of me.


as swiss said from 2p2 the most fnny explanation was

"i work with mentally handicapped people"


Berzerger
Joined: 24.03.2008

Deception expert. Or psychoanalyst. Or maybe fish&chips.

EDIT: just don't say you're in exploitation business, especially when you're in a bank. The police had some questions that made me uncomfortable...


I usually say "not a lot" or that I am a fulltime bum


swissmoumout
Joined: 24.02.2007

Originally posted by Berzerger
EDIT: just don't say you're in exploitation business, especially when you're in a bank. The police had some questions that made me uncomfortable...

details pls


thanks dudes! hehe, funny :)


Berzerger
Joined: 24.03.2008

Originally posted by swissmoumout

Originally posted by Berzerger
EDIT: just don't say you're in exploitation business, especially when you're in a bank. The police had some questions that made me uncomfortable...

details pls

How do I know you're not an undercover cop? :f_biggrin: