You guys want more pics of the girls we think!
There are so many pretty ladies sitting at the table we are forgetting our own players... I'll go round every table and photograph the girl. The excuse is that I need it for an interesting coverage. Smart plan ey?
A conversation I had with Nazgul below.
"Nazgul why did you bust? It's the easiest tournament I can put you in"
"Well Robbie he got quads. Players don't have quads. Especially French players don't have quads. They have 73o and hit a pair of threes. Board was 84467 so I should have doubled up against 95o with my full house eights over fours."
"But you are supposed to have him covered so you don't bust when you got a worse set-up than Harvey Lee Oswald"
"Well I did have him covered!"
"Then why are you busted?!"
"Well next hand they flopped quads against me again.... Marrakech is nice though. fml tilt etc."
"LoL"
BTW: The internet here is also super tilting. It isn't working half or most of the time. On top of that there's insufficient space in the press room for two laptops and we're forced to steal power from the fans around us that keep the place cool. So now everyone is overheated and on tilt cuz internet went out when they hit post message ♦ ♦