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conall88
Joined: 02.01.2009
PokerStrategist

JB, legendary FYP. skillz dude. kudos _cool:


martinstids
Joined: 02.01.2010
PokerStrategist

are you serious? Just use BRM with 30BI at cash games and 100BI at SnG to avoid bankrupt. 5 BI is nothink, man


Laggsy Topic starter
Laggsy
Joined: 04.09.2010
Poker Player
gadget51
Joined: 23.06.2008
Oldschool Grinder

Listen Laggsy I just had a weird day.Started with $107 at nl4 6max and finished session $28.29down after 55 minutes and it was CRUEL! 3 FH down 3 nut fl ...down blah blah blah.

Played tonight with my $79 and finished $90.93 up and I play 6 tables max or I lose focus.

The last bit is important. Actually the first bit is more important because I knew I was on my A game.

I don't tilt. But by fu*ck I can moan and swear and curse! Lol.


nathanrenard
Joined: 10.02.2009
PokerStrategist

Want to see cruelty? Ok!

Spoiler

PokerStars - $0.10 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 7 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

SB: $3.90
BB: $5.85
Hero (UTG): $10.55
UTG+1: $7.70
MP: $5.20
CO: $3.85
BTN: $8.20

SB posts SB $0.5, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero has A♥ A♣

Hero raises to $0.40, UTG+1 raises to $7.70 and is all-in, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $7.30

Flop: ($15.65, 2 players) 3♦ 3♣ 4♦

Turn: ($15.65, 2 players) K♠

River: ($15.65, 2 players) K♦

Hero shows A♥ A♣ (Two Pair, Aces and Kings) (PreFlop 83%, Flop 99%, Turn 95%)
UTG+1 shows T♥ K♥ (Full House, Kings full of Threes) (PreFlop 17%, Flop 1%, Turn 5%)
UTG+1 wins $14.87

Get used to it (;


Laggsy Topic starter
Laggsy
Joined: 04.09.2010
Poker Player

Originally posted by gadget51
Listen Laggsy I just had a weird day.Started with $107 at nl4 6max and finished session $28.29down after 55 minutes and it was CRUEL! 3 FH down 3 nut fl ...down blah blah blah.

Played tonight with my $79 and finished $90.93 up and I play 6 tables max or I lose focus.

The last bit is important. Actually the first bit is more important because I knew I was on my A game.

I don't tilt. But by fu*ck I can moan and swear and curse! Lol.

NL4? cool story brahhhhhh.

U lost some real big money there. my heart goes out to you.

So many terrible busto donks on pokerstrategy its fraking ridiculous.

Massive fish pool and everyone rreckons they are pro cos they know what BI stands for. Or maybe they even know that its more profitable to play in position. I mean cmon guys you are the biggest fish ever.

Just terrible poker players.

I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE THAT PLAYS ON A LIMIT BELOW ME!

Ur all shit.


gadget51
Joined: 23.06.2008
Oldschool Grinder

I've been playing nl4 for 3 years now and picked up a measley 15K or so so far FYI.
So what level are you losing at? Lol.


Targetme
Joined: 04.05.2009
Elite Grinder

NO shit I just won 5 buyins


Laggsy Topic starter
Laggsy
Joined: 04.09.2010
Poker Player

Originally posted by gadget51
I've been playing nl4 for 3 years now and picked up a measley 15K or so so far FYI.
So what level are you losing at? Lol.

please prove this u rubbish donk.


Targetme
Joined: 04.05.2009
Elite Grinder

if someone admits to winning 15k at nl4 you should probly believe them who would want to admit that?


Laggsy Topic starter
Laggsy
Joined: 04.09.2010
Poker Player

There is no way that is true. how gullible are you.

at least give me some fake graph or something.


Laggsy Topic starter
Laggsy
Joined: 04.09.2010
Poker Player

and i was losing at nl200 u busto donk fish. u probably have never even seev 200 dollars before AMIRITE? You probably only have 100 bucks in ur bankroll cos thats wat pokerstrategy.com tells you to do u uncreative and unoriginal terrible donk.


tcs35
Joined: 31.01.2009
PokerStrategist

Originally posted by Laggsy
I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE THAT PLAYS ON A LIMIT BELOW ME!

Ur all shit.

you're a fucking moron, and by your logic it means that anyone that anyone better than you also has no respect for you


Originally posted by Laggsy
this is the response i get. lol. i swear everyone on here hates me or something.

now you know why.


Laggsy Topic starter
Laggsy
Joined: 04.09.2010
Poker Player

Originally posted by TobyCS

Originally posted by Laggsy
I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE THAT PLAYS ON A LIMIT BELOW ME!

Ur all shit.

you're a fucking moron, and by your logic it means that anyone that anyone better than you also has no respect for you

no ur a fucking moron. not to mention a terrible troll. if there were donks in teh trolling world, you would be the biggest donk ever. and done even get me started on ur terrible poker playing skillz. seriously, i read ur blog al lol'd. I LOL'D SOOOOOOO HARD. OMG JUST SO BAD. LIKE ME AND YOU ARENT EVEN PLAYING THE SAME GAME.


Laggsy Topic starter
Laggsy
Joined: 04.09.2010
Poker Player

Originally posted by furculision

Originally posted by Laggsy
this is the response i get. lol. i swear everyone on here hates me or something.

now you know why.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP. NICE ONE BRUDDA. HOW LONG DID IT TAKE U TO COME UP WITH THAT ONE AY, AY AYU AY AY.


Targetme
Joined: 04.05.2009
Elite Grinder

ill give you 200 bucks to leave this website


jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009
Oldschool Grinder

Originally posted by Laggsy

Originally posted by TobyCS

Originally posted by Laggsy
I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE THAT PLAYS ON A LIMIT BELOW ME!

Ur all shit.

you're a fucking moron, and by your logic it means that anyone that anyone better than you also has no respect for you

no ur a fucking moron. not to mention a terrible troll. if there were donks in teh trolling world, you would be the biggest donk ever. and done even get me started on ur terrible poker playing skillz. seriously, i read ur blog al lol'd. I LOL'D SOOOOOOO HARD. OMG JUST SO BAD. LIKE ME AND YOU ARENT EVEN PLAYING THE SAME GAME.

He is crap at trolling. Don't feel qualified to comment on his poker. Hard to believe he's CAPITAL LETTER bad though.

I don't like this thread. But I can't stop reading it. Is it all an elaborate joke??


Targetme
Joined: 04.05.2009
Elite Grinder

No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero(fugly op) (Button) ($100)
SB ($102)
BB ($118.44)
UTG ($104.55)

Preflop: Hero(fugly op) is Button with 10, J
1 fold, Hero(fugly op) bets $2.25, SB calls $1.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($5.50) 6, 3, 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero(fugly op) bets $4, SB calls $4

Turn: ($13.50) A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero(fugly op) bets $9, SB raises $26.50, Hero calls $17.50

River: ($66.50) Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero(fugly op) bets $66.50, 1 fold

Total pot: $66.50

found this in his blog ~~

solid play imo sorry for the bash


Laggsy Topic starter
Laggsy
Joined: 04.09.2010
Poker Player

Originally posted by jbpatzer
Is it all an elaborate joke??


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