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I lost at another site with the nut flush.... flopped the nut flush with A 2 suited... flop was 864 of diamonds... someones all in- i go all-in too, third person goes all in too with the worst hand, he had flopped straight but holds the 7 of diamonds, so on turn he fucking hit his 1 outter for the straight flush!!!
its poker, it doesnt matter what site, its about the people who play, if i had had the 75 i wouldve folded if 2 people were already all in before me... ofc i woulda been pissed but it woulda been the right play!!! the guy had 4,5% CHANCE AGAINST ME and he hit it!
Originally posted by Classified181
Originally posted by Guthans
So this looks like something close to "rigged whine" alas my post!Taken from Highstakesdb.com and posted here because it makes me laugh and may make people, whom believe rigg is a possibility, think twice.
(THIS IS NOT MY POST)
"*ATTENTION ALL HSDB READERS *
This site has been temporarily HIJACKED by the protest group F*L*U*S*H*
(Fools, Losers, and Unbelievably Stupid Hypocrites)
to bring you the following crucial newscast.....Please read the following, and let the truth finally roll over your mind......like the butter and ketchup rolling over Jimmy Fricke’s 5-course McBreakfast.....
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CNN:'Today’s HOT news TODAY !!'
The online-poker world was stunned when CNN today revealed that internet poker IS, in fact, ALL RIGGED....!!!!
CNN news reporter (and gorgeous part-time blonde Playboy model) Christy Hotbody, spoke directly to Full Tilt Director/Manager (and chubby part-time Satan-worshipper) Howard Lederer.....who answered questions via a live video link, direct from Full Tilt 'Headquarters': a secret underground lair built deep into the rocky depths of a volcano in Costa Rica or somewhere....
Surrounded by really serious-looking, evil armed henchmen (some with scars on their faces), Lederer could barely manage to stroke his white cat as Hotbody harshly subjected him to a series of high-pressure, intensively serious and extremely probing questions:
Hotbody: "So,..... is internet poker all rigged then, or what ..??"
Lederer: "Yes,.... yes of course...."At this point in the interview, CNN claim that some eagle-eyed viewers can clearly see Lederer’s No.2, Allotta Kalleavage (a.k.a: massively-mammed Oscar nominee Jennifer Tilly) b*tch-slap him in the side of the head, before Lederer stuttered:
Lederer: "Er…no....sorry....(laughs nervously).... I thought you said, "Is twoface a delusional and rude self-obsessed idiot who keeps PM’ing me...?"..... No, of course it’s not rigged..... internet poker is completely honest..... and it’s definitely, DEFINITELY run on that random card thingy you all think exists...."
Not to be put off by Lederer’s slight change of tune, Hotbody intelligently undid another button on her top, revealing a little more of her large firm breasts in an attempt to bring younger male viewers to CNN, and asked:
Hotbody: "So what about the secretly taped video-footage of you....in your OWN HOME Howard.....that ‘Paranoia Monthly’ revealed last week....?"
Lederer: "My army of lawyers tell me you can’t prove that’s me at all ...So, boo-sucks to you,....... Apparently that could have been any overweight, smug-looking billionaire shouting, “Watch this, you bast*rd”, while sat in front of a PC excitedly selecting the 'hit-gutshot-straight-on-river-to-suck out-the-hero’s-flopped-set' button...... whilst laughing my a ss off and furiously masturbating with my Spice Girls boxer shorts round my ankles,.....and I’m reliably told that you can’t prove ANY DIFFERENTLY, ……so, f*ck you...."
Not to be put off by Lederer’s combative and indignant response, Hotbody professionally ran her fingers through her long, flowing, blonde hair provocatively, and thought-provokingly adjusted her tight mini-skirt, before asking him directly:
Hotbody: "Then, what about the serious claims made on delusionaldonkey.com, that Phil Ivey actually knows nothing about poker, and is just a money making drone for you and the other Full Tilt owners, like Chris 'Judas' Ferguson, Phil Galfongordonmuth Jnr, and Gus 'The Great Donator' Handsome....?"
At this point in the interview Lederer threw his head back, bellowed out the deepest most evil laugh ever and....... as his eyes glowed crimson-red...... answered:
Lederer: "You can’t prove that either b*tch.... Yes, ok, he mucked the winning flush against a checked river pair at a crucial stage in the biggest tournament of the year, and yes, ok.....the A4-pad he’s looking at on Poker After Dark every hand actually says:
1) A pair is two cards the same, try to get a high one, they’re the best….
2) Three of any card the same is, like, super-good.... Seriously, bet loads of those chip things if you have this Phil...
3) A flush is five cards the same suit, and this BEATS two of a kind, don’t f*ck this up again........but, hey, you can’t prove a thing!!", said Lederer, whilst cutting the heads off live chickens and drawing a pentagram on his chest in their still warm blood....
Stunned by this response in the CNN studio, Hotbody slumped to her chair and incisively crossed her long silky legs, 'accidentally’ revealing that she had no panties on, as Lederer continued, smirking....
"But let’s face it....The people who are dumb enough to think it’s all rigged and still play, deserve what they get....And I like you gullible fools who think it’s all honest....so I give you all their money...and make YOU the winners....just for a cheap laugh.....whilst pointlessly risking my multi-millionaire, set-up-forever, perfect lifestyle....and risking going to prison just to get another 20 cents worth of rake..."
As Hotbody intellectually bent over the CNN news desk, critically pulled her mini-skirt up around her soft milky hips, and intensively placed her middle finger in her mouth, Lederer then added, "Remember, I’m clearly a successful, intelligent man.... so THAT would be the smart thing to do, WOULDN'T IT you idiots....????"
As Hotbody gave a Pulitzer Prize-winning performance offscreen, Lederer defiantly added, "And, yes, now that you are rubbing whipped cream into your breasts Christy, I will watch CNN every day.....every single day....for the rest of my life...."
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F*L*U*S*H* CONCLUSION: So there you go readers, no facts, no stats, no evidence, no hand histories.... But none the less: CLEAR, HARD, UNDENIABLE, COLD STEEL PROOF that it is all rigged....It’s confirmed....Have a good Christmas all.....
And to all of you 'it’s rigged' guys: remember
a) It really isn’t....
b) Even if you watch CNN for 20 hours a day, Christy Hotbody will not come to your home and blow you....
c) Sorry, but Santa doesn’t actually exist either.... It’s your Mum who puts them at the end of your bed....Later, Bradders...."
I'll bet you your life vs my life that RNG deals are run with manipulation or extras written in to their programming, come on big mouth, run your life on it Mr a) b) c) and if im correct i get to slay you, if your correct vice versa
PS. If you think your BS post is funny and this is meant to be a 25 IQ attempt at humour, ill double the bet and make it me and my mother vs you and yours, because this aint no laughing matter!
I bet 5 bucks for your mum, did you have a good look at her ?
I dont know about you but i had different problem with them,instead of bad beats i couldnt even play normal poker there.
I was gonna play some poker and when i joined their RNG generated me 4 cards instead of 2 and wouldnt allow me to bluff all in preflop,it was stupid i bluffed for some small amount and lost hand(hands or whatever with so many cards).
After that i decided that i wont play on site with RNG that generates 4 cards instead of 2.
Originally posted by StusMagic
I dont know about you but i had different problem with them,instead of bad beats i couldnt even play normal poker there.I was gonna play some poker and when i joined their RNG generated me 4 cards instead of 2 and wouldnt allow me to bluff all in preflop,it was stupid i bluffed for some small amount and lost hand(hands or whatever with so many cards).
After that i decided that i wont play on site with RNG that generates 4 cards instead of 2.
I hope you were trolling...
if not then it was Pot Limit Omaha not No limit holdem...
