Optimal living!

Originally posted by dylboi011
how am i the stalker as well

let's not get offtopic plz

Originally posted by dylboi011

Originally posted by Rifik
Where are the friggin updates

running god mode

Stats, graphs, thoughts etc plz

Originally posted by Rifik

Originally posted by dylboi011

Originally posted by Rifik
Where are the friggin updates

running god mode

Stats, graphs, thoughts etc plz

end of month

here are some hands though

biggest pot I've won, have lost a bigger one to beyne though

$5/$10 No Limit Holdem
PartyPoker
4 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO TheTerminator007 ($3,218.50)
BTN emekulate ($1,017)
SB callmebabe ($1,005.76)
BB dylboi1 ($6,976.69)

Pre-Flop: ($15, 4 players) dylboi1 is BB A♦ 9♥
TheTerminator007 raises to $30, 2 folds, dylboi1 calls $20

Flop: 9♦ A♥ Q♥ ($65, 2 players)
dylboi1 checks, TheTerminator007 bets $48.75, dylboi1 raises to $180, TheTerminator007 calls $131.25

Turn: 10:spade: ($425, 2 players)
dylboi1 bets $280, TheTerminator007 raises to $755, dylboi1 calls $475

River: 7♣ ($1,935, 2 players)
dylboi1 checks, TheTerminator007 bets $2,253.50, dylboi1 calls $2,253.50

Final Pot: $6,442
TheTerminator007 shows
K♥ K♣
dylboi1 shows
A♦ 9♥

dylboi1 wins $6,440 (net +$3,221.50)

TheTerminator007 lost $3,218.50

♦ ♦ ♦

$5/$10 No Limit Holdem
PartyPoker
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG callmebabe ($1,248.66)
CO dylboi1 ($11,713.19)
BTN chainsawfish ($150)
SB emekulate ($2,110.84)
BB Corkeur720 ($276.36)

Pre-Flop: ($15, 5 players) dylboi1 is CO A♦ 9♦
1 fold, dylboi1 raises to $20, 1 fold, emekulate calls $15, 1 fold

Flop: 10:diamond: Q♦ 4♣ ($50, 2 players)
emekulate checks, dylboi1 bets $30, emekulate calls $30

Turn: 6♥ ($110, 2 players)
emekulate checks, dylboi1 bets $82, emekulate calls $82

River: 3♦ ($274, 2 players)
emekulate bets $1,978.84, dylboi1 calls $1,978.84

Final Pot: $4,231.68
emekulate shows
K♦ J♦
dylboi1 shows
A♦ 9♦

dylboi1 wins $4,228.68 (net +$2,117.84)

emekulate lost $2,110.84

A9 FTW

who says you cant slowplay in plo =P

$2/$4 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
PartyPoker
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG dylboi1 ($1,048.18)
CO 36570 ($741.86)
BTN Agarp ($351.03)
SB justfoldaight ($196.94)
BB DolphLundgren1 ($400)

Pre-Flop: ($6, 5 players) dylboi1 is UTG K♥ A♥ K♠ J♦
dylboi1 raises to $12, 36570 calls $12, Agarp calls $12, 2 folds

Flop: K♦ 5♣ 8♣ ($42, 3 players)
dylboi1 bets $32, 36570 calls $32, Agarp folds

Turn: 10:diamond: ($106, 2 players)
dylboi1 checks, 36570 bets $79.50, dylboi1 calls $79.50

River: 5♦ ($265, 2 players)
dylboi1 checks, 36570 bets $198.75, dylboi1 raises to $861.25, 36570 calls $419.61

Final Pot: $1,501.72
dylboi1 shows
K♥ A♥ K♠ J♦
36570 shows
10:spade: 4♣ 7♥ 10:club:

dylboi1 wins $1,984.50 (net +$999.75)

36570 lost $741.86
Agarp lost $12

past few months havent really played or been in mood to play started cycling a lot more lately and weathers been pretty nice plus had quite a lot of lectures i found when i did play i kinda spazzed out a lot and wasnt really concentrating i always had the tv or some other distraction and it didnt really do me much good.

so this month didnt play online at all until the 21st because i was at home for easter holidays when i got back decided to put in hard weeks grind because i will be unable to play this month either due to exams..

was playing mix of plo/nl200-1k games have been pretty good the past week and i put in a couple of really long sessions, plus zoom on the side which i cannot get graph of since hem isnt working very well, went very well anyway and made some $$.

i forgot to say i also played a live event in nottingham it was 700£ with 1mil gtd, busted fairly early though, and played 5/5plo and 2/5 nl cash for most of it, games were sooo soft was ridic, will deff play more live events given the chance in future, good news is that swansea is hosting a ukipt event in november and i cant wait.

i shipped first in a mtt on partypoker as well for 12k$ plus a load live and on rush making it almost 40k month

in b4 busto

and what did ur mama say???

Respect Pengu!

Mr Lemur will try to make 40k next 2 days at live game. then we can play DoN in super animal showdown!

sooo thought id update,

didnt really play much in may because of exams but it was eventful to say the least,
after my first exam on the 14th i went out for a bike ride and my back tyre burst going over a manhole cover at about 40mph i ended up flying off the side of the road down a bank and got caught up in a load of bushes somehow ended hanging upside down by my angle that was caught in a v shaped tree, spent about 5 mins shouting for help a LOT of cars went by without stopping i think they would only have been able to see my foot from the road level though lol, anyway evntually another cyclist stopped who was coming the other way and managed to help me free and up the bank and called an ambulance when they came they had to stick a needle in my chest to decompress it which was pretty horrible.. ended up spending 6 days in high dependency ward anyway because i had a haemothorax in my lung, plus had surgery on my arm where a branch went in.

anyway i somehow managed to make it to all my exams after being let out dosed up on oxycotin for 2 weeks and i thought they went quite well which is an added bonus.

im much better though now, i taken cast of my hand(which i also broke) and starting to move it around a bit i still cant straighten my arm though, im having physio sessions this week though to sort that out hopefully.

given the crash though i now have a load of free time down in swansea between my hospital appointment and since i cant ride my bike yet ive been putting in some sick volume this month and will be until i go home mid to end of june, running pretty hot so far as well ♠_cool:

here is pic of helmet after crash hate to think what my head would look like if i wasnt wearing it! escaped only with a small bruise.

wow dude thats quite sad what happened to u, but poker players are strong and u will be in perfect health in no time
anyways, after seeing ur helmet, i think i will wear one from now on ♦

Originally posted by TilTmuch
wow dude thats quite sad what happened to u, but poker players are strong and u will be in perfect health in no time
anyways, after seeing ur helmet, i think i will wear one from now on ♦

I'm not.

okay i should've refrase it to "GOOD poker players"

unlucky, get well soon sir

I'd probably be in shock for a month after what you've been through which is one of the reasons I don't ride a bicycle at 40mph...

Get well!

Originally posted by TilTmuch
okay i should've refrase it to "GOOD poker players"

This may well be true.

Originally posted by TilTmuch
wow dude thats quite sad what happened to u, but poker players are strong and u will be in perfect health in no time
anyways, after seeing ur helmet, i think i will wear one from now on ♦

I would say internet poker players good and bad alike are on average alot weaker than the general population.

why u pickin up on bronze when he just tries to cheer up dylboi? ♠_cry:

PS. not like if ur strong(with big muscles) it will make u be better faster.. it's all about mindset and the will power that get u better fast

Wow, that's one hell of a crash by the sound of it..

Were you grinding while on oxy? How was that working out for you? ♦

Glad to hear you're getting well fast, but don't try to do too much too fast and hurt yourself or something like it.

I imagine you'll never say "I haven't gotten my value out of that expensive/overpriced/silly/ugly helmet.." or somesuch at least!

Good luck on your recovery and may you run godlike in poker for all the bad beats you take off the table.

Regards,
Richard

Get well soon Dyl, it seems you've already made a great recovery so far

great thing you had that helmet..get well soon