Where will poker be in 2013?

Originally posted by MJPerry
Nice poem, Johnny, but your lack of rhymes let you down.

Poker regulation is an interesting thing,
The government can use it to buy more bling.
With taxes and licenses and laws, oh my!
The potential for profit is really sky high.

That's why I believe it is inevitable,
No legislation in the US would be terrible.
Though 2013 seems too much to hope,
I think 2014 US laws would be dope.

However it will likely be intrastate first,
No global player pool - that's just the worst.
But the bonus for poker overall is too great
To keep US online poker just intrastate.

So maybe one day we'll have '05 once more
When fishes weren't 3-betting you out of the door
We'll have to wait and see what takes place
But we'll still be pokering with a smile on our face.

Nice one sir

Jesus I spend a few hours in meetings and I've turned a potentially interesting industry debate into a rap battle.

My work here is done.

Originally posted by MJPerry
Jesus I spend a few hours in meetings and I've turned a potentially interesting industry debate into a rap battle.

My work here is done.

Yo can't leave a player hanging like that brah

So now poetry contest is called a "rap battle"? Young people these days...

Originally posted by fuzzyfish
So now poetry contest is called a "rap battle"? Young people these days...

In the written form, poems are indistinguishable from rap.

3,6,9 damn your fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [x6]
To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)

I beg to differ.

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Originally posted by MJPerry
In the written form, poems are indistinguishable from rap.

Originally posted by CallumN
3,6,9 damn your fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [x6]
To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)

I beg to differ.

Three, six, nine - damn, you're fine
Move it to you, sing it to me - one more time
Get low, get low, get low
Get low, get low, get low
To the window - the window! To the wall - the wall!
To the sweat, drop' down my balls - my balls!
To all these bitches - crawl, crawl!
To all skeet skeet motherfucker - motherfucker!
All skeet skeet, Gods! Gods!
To all skeet skeet motherfucker - motherfucker!
All skeet skeet, Gods! Gods!

I beg to re-differ.

where is paddy??! he is the poem monster!

This does confirm Matts arguement

Originally posted by JBCD71

Guess what? Its over cause me and you aint no more.Boy!!!

Success! JBCD is getting there.

Anyone see it?

Hint_?

Epic thread!

So much win in this thread!

I sit next to Matt and never suspected his poetical talent... ♦

Wait till you see his magic tricks ♠_o:

Originally posted by ArkhamAsylum
Wait till you see his magic tricks ♠_o:

Originally posted by CallumN
This does confirm Matts arguement

Had to bump this because I saw this the other day: