I got back last night after 30 hours of travelling, and my welcome home present was for number two son to trip over the cable to my laptop, which went splat on the floor, killing the screen. I will get it fixed, but I was not a happy bunny, and couldn't blog last night. Speaking of bunnies, number one cat left a headless bunny outside our back door this morning. Welcome home me.
So. Mauritius. Much the same as last time. Here's the view from my room by the beach.

What this doesn't show you is all the stray dogs that kept wandering up and down the beach, and round the rest of the island. I'm sure it wasn't so bad this time last year. Although the view looks nice, because it's the middle of winter there, I'd get back from the University on the bus just after 5pm, and it would be dark by 6pm, which was annoying.
The bus every morning was a genuine third world vehicle. Here it is, full of grey haired English professors, which made me feel young.

All the mathsy stuff went pretty well, and I finished on Thursday, so on Friday I hired a car and went to some of the bits of the island that I missed last time. Unfortunately, every time I tried to visit somewhere interesting I'd follow a sign, end up at a T-junction with no sign, and get lost. It was still fun to drive around fairly aimlessly, and by strange coincidence I ended up at the island's largest casino. Contrary to how it looks on the web, it's in a shopping mall, by a large car park and a KFC, and it's a bit of a dump. I'm still not convinced it's the same place as they show in that video. Anyway, I sat down to play a 500/1000 cash game. In real money, thats £1/£2, which I'm not really bankrolled for, but whatever. The table was super soft and, as I had total junk for the first couple of orbits, everyone convinced themselves that I was a huge nit, which was very nice. I ended up winning £150. The only downside was that everyone was speaking French, so when the inevitable post-river discussion of the hand took place, which always tells you exactly how they think about poker, which is more than a little useful, I couldn't understand it, which was definitely -EV. There were two French guys there who had come for a $600 BI MTT the next day, who obviously thought they knew what was what, but didn't seem very competent to me.
For example, French MTT guy limps UTG, there's one caller, I have K
Q
on the button, raise, and only he calls. The flop is A35 with one heart. I cbet, he calls. The turn is a blank :heart:, so I decide that I have enough equity to bet and try to fold out small to mid pairs and straight draws he might have, he check/raises, I fold, he shows 2
4
.
I'm not sure that that's a hand I would have in my UTG limp/calling range, were I to decide to construct one.
The main leak that everyone seemed to have was the classic 'betting because I think I'm ahead' syndrome. There was a very amusing hand where the fish on my right overbet jammed a connected flop with bottom two pair, thereby isolating himself against the nuts, and got called by top two. Everyone was friendly and nice to me, and I had a great time. I will be back next year.
On Saturday, I had a couple of hours before I went to the airport, so I decided that I would finally get round to going in the sea. I slipped on my trunks and headed out....and headed out....and still the water only reached just above my knees. I peered out to where the waves were breaking at the reef that surrounds the beach, and noticed someone else in up to their knees. It was basically too shallow to swim in for 200m in every direction. I had to wade back again, like a huge, beached white whale, while a cool, beautiful Italian family watched me from the comfort of their beach recliners. Bastards!
I spent a considerable amount of time reading books and watching movies over the past week. I watched:
1) Django Unchained: Rather better than I'd been led to believe. Leonardo DiCaprio was particularly good, I thought, but generally a bit too violent for my taste.
2) The Avengers: Remind me never to watch another superhero movie. Interminable.
3) The Exorcist: I hadn't watched this for thirty years. Still genuinely terrifying.
4) Zero Dark Thirty: Good, but not as good as I'd hoped. Two and a half hours is a long time with no laughs, for me at least. Not that there were many laughs in The Exorcist.
5) Sinister: Scared me shitless. I went 'Aaaargh!' a couple of times on the plane, and was so scared that I had to cover my eyes during a lot of it. Reduced me to a big jelly.
6) The Girl: I had to watch this to recover from Sinister. Hitchcock really was a pervy old bastard. I felt a bit sorry for him in the end.
7) Bernie: I think that's what it was called. Jack Black plays a funeral director. I fell asleep.
8) Stoker: Very silly, but possibly the most stylishly made film I've ever seen. I liked the bit where the spider crawled up her skirt. Profound. Recommended.
9) Lincoln: The best film I saw all week. I thought it would be a bit heavy and slow, but it was a real masterpiece. Daniel Day Lewis dressing up and doing a funny voice. Who's have thought.
10) Mama: Well made and quite scary, but after seeing The Exorcist and Sinister, I thought I coped quite well.
I had planned to do some work while I was there, but I wasted/expended (take your pick) all of my effort in trying to work out how the AKQ game becomes the [0,1] as you go through the limit AKO game -> AKOJ game -> AKOJT game ->......->[0,1]. I wrote something about this when I first started my blog (Three years ago! Happy birthday blog!), some of which was even correct. It's much harder than it looks to analyse, but I will stick with it. I want to generate some maths content to go on the website for the book, so I have an incentive. It'll probably be one short paragraph with a thirty page appendix.
Here's my desk and office while I was in Mauritius.

So, now I'm back, I'm not sure how much poker I'm going to be playing, what game I want to play and whether I want to keep playing live. Tbh, I'm rather enjoying the fact that I'm not under any real pressure to play at all. I'm feeling refreshingly lost at the moment. We shall see.
Also, Hamish has started a blog, which you should read. It's very entertaining, and apparently he's bald and scabby. How can you resist reading about that?