Hotkeys. So interesting. 
Mrsjb booked a day out at Alton Towers for us yesterday. I'm ambivalent about these theme parks because, during the 29 seconds that you're whizzing around upside down, back to front and arse sideways, it's good fun, but I've usually forgotten about the ride two minutes later. I suspect there's just not enough intellectual content to keep me interested. I'm such a wanker.
I went on Oblivion, which is basically 10 seconds of plunging vertically into a big black pit, in which you're cooled down after your long journey by having a fine mist of cold water sprayed on you (why?). As I entered the hole and the mist, the only thought in my head was 'Shit. Legionnaire's disease. I'm going to die,' which, although I could be wrong, is probably not the response they were looking for. And this morning I have a cough, so hah! 
My six year old daughter absolutely loved everything she was allowed to go on, and was very upset that she couldn't go on the rides for which she was 12cm too short. She's going to be trouble when she's older. 
I find myself more interested in poker maths than poker at the moment. I clearly view actually playing poker in the same way that I view visiting theme parks.