[Closed] Chatbanned/Letter to Villain

Originally posted by Dickbreakr
They suck out on u and u should start flaming in the chatbox.

No you should not. You should say NH ,make them feel comfortable, and be happy about it!
This is not the attitude of a serious poker player.
These guys are paying my bills(and bank loans :P), I can forgive them the occasional suckouts as I am looking at the BIG picture.

Unfortunately, my chat is officialy suspended and there is nothing much I can do to save the world from being donkey-free.

Why would you do that? Do you prefer to play only against nitty regulars? If there was no donkeys on the tables, all our careers would be one constant downswing, due to rake.

Originally posted by Dickbreakr
Anyone too decent to flame in chatbox but still want to take the piss out on those assholes who suck out on u like a donkey. Feel free to write ur own letter.

Damn this thread is soooo taking the piss out of these guys!!

These rants/stories are fricken annoying, an just make you sound pretty damn fishy.

BTW, please don't post such threads in the poker chat section.

regards,
Stiev

And the sad thing is he isnt even on a downswing :).

never teach a donkey

think of donkeys as banks, where youve just made a deposit but will be making a withdrawal later :b

I can't imagine what made them ban you from chat.

This thread should be moved to the Funny section

It really gave me a good laugh, combined with that Hot girl next door thread.

Are you a comedian or something ♦

Originally posted by Dippy19
This thread should be moved to the Funny section

It really gave me a good laugh, combined with that Hot girl next door thread.

Are you a comedian or something ♦

SRSLY???

Well, I'm not gonna lie. It made me laugh too! Especially that 1st letter. Well, actually, both of em!!

EDIT: I lol'd again. I had go back back and re-read it. It's so funny to me, I dunno why. I feel your pain breakr, lmao!!

I love this stuff!!!

Originally posted by cannell555

Originally posted by Dippy19
This thread should be moved to the Funny section

It really gave me a good laugh, combined with that Hot girl next door thread.

Are you a comedian or something ♦

SRSLY???

I find a lot of the chat when ppl bitch at the tables funny too...

[X] twisted sense of humor

PS: I think he's joking

Originally posted by gredal
think of donkeys as banks, where youve just made a deposit but will be making a withdrawal later :b

Me likes that quote ♦

Just look at some of the stories of people who move up limits then complain that the only time they ever get action is when they're beat. You need donks man! They're the only ones who are willing to risk their house, wife, and kids with a gutshot! Just a simple "nh sir" when they suck out on you will encourage them to play exactly the same way, which is exactly what you want!

Just wanted to throw a big LOL at this thread. Thanks man. Your posts are hilarious.

I love table chat when one player keeps complaining about other's play. I especially love when I win against them with a perfectly played hand and they go: "Kimber you fu ck ing SUUUUUUUUUUUCK... I take all your money". This is a good sign, it means he is willing to play any hand against me. So I wait for the right spot and I kick his ass again

Table chat is usefull.

Originally posted by Dippy19

Originally posted by cannell555

Originally posted by Dippy19
This thread should be moved to the Funny section

It really gave me a good laugh, combined with that Hot girl next door thread.

Are you a comedian or something ♦

SRSLY???

I find a lot of the chat when ppl bitch at the tables funny too...

[X] twisted sense of humor

PS: I think he's joking

+1 , I had a big laugh with this one.

A reply to your letter oh so humble hero!!

Dear Mr. Hero,

Who the fuck do you think you are getting JJ and attacking my pretty A4 of hearts? You may
not have noticed but your JJ looks so ugly. It is different colors and doesnt go well with my
shirt. Besides, Jack is a terrible name, so plain and boring and they even call it Jacking off!!
so you are the idiot for trying to win with a hand that means masturbate twice.

However I am wearing a red shirt and this A4 of hearts matches perfectly. And I just might
hit that 4 on the flop and when I do I just know its the right thing to do to call you down
all the way to the river because a red 4 and a red ace + any 4 = win.

It serves you right to lose to me. How dare you underestimate the power of matching colored cards!!

so funny keep going

Not sure if the link to where this quote came from is allowed so here's a little snippet...

You're going to lose pots to ridiculous hands; deal with it.

Do Not Tap the Glass

This is a very simple concept. Tapping the glass upsets the fish. The majority of the money you are going to make in the game will come from the fish. A happy fish will be much more inclined to stay a fish than an unhappy one. If you make the fish feel inferior, they will want to evolve. If you make someone uncomfortable, they're not going to be having fun in the game. If it's not fun for them, they're not going to play. There are lots of fish out there who don't care about the money, and are happy to give it away in the name of a good time."

I sure as fuck didn't follow this advice today! I got bluffed off a decent hand by a calling station today, twice!, by two different players. The one player actually showed me the bluff with pure trash after my fold, the other I saw after the showdown with another player, who had fuck all too! I was in a downswing already, and after that happened twice I just went nuts. Nothing could be more tilting than a calling station bluffing you then showing their trash. Like the suckout's were not bad enough...

*I don't have the exact stats, but stats like > 40vpip, < 6pfr, < 1 AF and at least 40 hands is a calling station for me. Why the fuck did they decide to do that! I'm still steaming thinking about it!

Originally posted by SalamiandCheese
I got bluffed off a decent hand by a calling station today, twice!

LOL