hot girl next door – Page 2

_Anonymous_ · 2009-01-28T00:25:45Z

Hey everybody You don't know me that well but its ok. For the last few years, i've lived in a peaceful neighbourhood. Everybody respected each other. However, my life has changed since the last 2 weeks and I've decided to share it with everyone. You wonder what has changed? Well, a hot girl has moved next door. She is smoking! She's got the most biggest breasts i've ever seen with beautiful eyes. Cute and sexy at the same time, an amazing combination. I see her everyday and I just want to take her out to a date but I can't. I don't know whats wrong. I try making small casual conversations but everything doesn't turn out right! So I hope the members of PS can help me out with this! I know u are all very good at poker and maybe some of you have experience on this. Today, I met her outside the street and I made small talk. Me - Hi, I'm ur new neighbour Hottie - Hi, I'm Stacy. Who're u again? Me - Hey Stacy. I'm Dickbreakr, but you can call me the next Phil Ivey. I'm ready to take on WSOPME in the year 2011 Hottie - No way! Are u kidding? Me - Nope, I'm always serious. Hottie(giggling) - Next Phil Ivey? OMG you're full of shit! I've played you on Full tilt NL10 before and I have all ur records on my PokerTracker3. According to my PT3, i have won the most money from you and you make less than 1BB/100, you are the biggest bankroll booster and FISh.... At this point, I couldn't bear to hear anymore so I just turned away and powerwalked home as fast as I could. I turned on my computer with determination and grinded 6 tables NL10. Of course, this bastard called blondgirl111 sent me on tilt and I ended up losing 3 BIs to her. What a horrible day!! But I will try to win her back with my poker skills and Phil Ivey charm!

gabrielct87

Joined: 22.01.2007

Posts: 3,319

11.02.2009, 05:23 0

Man... what a great story.

Will send this to our fellows back in Portuguese community.

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_Anonymous_

11.02.2009, 07:23 0

lmfao i bet he dreams about it and just posts it on here rofl, what a wierdo

Waiboy

Joined: 18.09.2008

Posts: 4,877

11.02.2009, 08:27 0

Originally posted by Pirokunn
next time you play with her and she appears weak, stick it all in

This man understands women! ♦

Dickbreakr, I really hope this all works out for you... if only you played FL, you'd already be playing in the big show.

"...and then I was like "?", and they were like "..." and then it all came down to the cheese making method. Needless to say

SoyCD

Joined: 20.02.2008

Posts: 6,265

11.02.2009, 14:37 0

I'm actually really looking forward to seeing how this develops. Dealing cards for her family. That must have been hard for you. I can't really imagine Phil Ivey having to be the dealer.

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Michailewic

Joined: 28.04.2008

Posts: 1,418

11.02.2009, 16:19 0

Originally posted by Pirokunn
next time you play with her and she appears weak, stick it all in

Maybe, he sticked it all-in during the session with her family ♦

_Anonymous_

11.02.2009, 20:31 0

Originally posted by Michailewic

Originally posted by Pirokunn
next time you play with her and she appears weak, stick it all in

Maybe, he sticked it all-in during the session with her family ♦

Pervert

DE4DLY

Joined: 27.01.2007

Posts: 109

11.02.2009, 20:55 0

Damn!
I just timed out on three tables reading this....
♦
Let's just hope those parents know whats good for their girl!
Sounds like you are a match made in heaven..
Damn, just timed out another two tables writing this....
A worthy thread...

Arrrrgh!
I just accidently raised AQo in early
Gotta go....
Good luck man!
D_

_Anonymous_

11.02.2009, 21:10 0

This story just costed my K :club:A :diamond: but who cares!

It was a great story, laughed when I read the last part.

Accident fold btw.

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