[Closed] Complete the phrase

......the keys to his moped. I tried to tell him he was too drunk to drive but.....

...midgets are immune to alcohol.
His legs were to short to reach the pedals and crashed anyway into...

... a midget book, by midgets, for midgets, all about midget life in microcosim - subtitled "my life as a competitive throwing item".

Midget, midget, midget, midget, midget because...

... if you repeat it five times you'll enter the magical world of B'har'dumr'la.
That's the same place that...

...pokerstrategy proudly...

...presented the hillarious...

...JOE DIRT into...

chinese chess. He then became...

...Chinese himself

He then moved to England and met a...

... dolphin called doris.
Doris liked to....

Eat small fish cos they're part of a low calorie diet.
He wanted to............

...swim naked in a sea full of...

fishes where he could achieve a high win rate, so he could....

...buy his mermaid girlfriend a brand new...

...watch - this time one that was waterproof.

It is difficult, but possible, to balance a ball point pen on the tip of....

the empire state building.

Im pissed because my pet orangutan just ate...

...my legs therefore I won't be able to get to the top of the building.

Instead I will have to...

... I will have to... ARRRGGGHH!!! I HAVE NO LEGS!!! I AM IN QUITE A BIT OF PAIN!!!

Daisy, Daisy give me....

this day, our daily bread and...

My weekly playboy becuase.......