...keen sense of style.
Accordion music ALWAYS gets me up and dancing because...
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...a shrink who said it was ok to love midgets and be myself.
being myself in public is dangerous because....
... those sort of activities are illegal in 93% of countries, and seriously frowned upon in the other 7%.
In these times of financial uncertainty, I like to...
Light my cigarettes with a rolled up $20 bill just to upset the poor people who live....
... MLB, short for Midget Life Blows.
but sometimes its good to have a little person aroun like when..
michael jackson wants to rob you, you can distract him by throwing a boy near him....
...which also works on ozzy osbourne, but only if he is hungry. Speaking of which...
...clap my hands and put my underwear on my head.
I think that everyone should do that if...
