Originally posted by MyFloXyBabY
Originally posted by Primrose6789
Originally posted by deralte71
It’s Floxy, he’s not that choosy, except for choosing his trollwifeOnly the best und prettiest troll-grindette can be Floxys troll-wife! :f_p::f_p::f_p::f_ugly::f_ugly::f_ugly::f_ugly::f_ugly::f_ugly:
Right, but she declined, so I ended up marrying you instead
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Originally posted by MyFloXyBabY
Rotten tomatoes now worth 17 cents. The beauty of globalisation.
Thanks I guess ?
You´re very welcome, sweetheart! :heart::heart:
Getting out with minimal loss ....
Argh! That was not a great session today. Ran pretty unlucky, no matter in which BI. Could win three 5.50 $ 9max SnGs, make two second places and the rest all third or busto. The whole stuff gets horribly swingy as soon as fishes are at the table who call with hands they shouldn´t. So QQ < 33, AA < TT, JJ < QT and so on and so on......and of course hurray for random hands! Not much better in the 11 $ than in the others! Got called at the bubble (!) with QTo!! :facepalm::rage: And he was not a short stack or so, no! For 20 BB where there was another shortie. Of course his terrible call got rewarded by getting his lucky 3-outer, but anyway! Could only take two 3rd places in the 11$, could win a "gap-filler" (3 $ 9max SnG on Stars), get ITM in a 5 $ K.O. and the rest went very very card-dead. Well, I guess I could get out with the minimum loss: about 8 BIs down.
Didn´t tilt at the tables, I prefer to curse here! :coolface::coolface:
This time I didn´t get away so easily...
Unfortunately again not a good session with running terribly again. It started with jamming KK into AA, then about 8 times standard pushes (looked up in ICMizer, they were right), jammed into KK from BB. 
Jammed A7s into AK, A3o (from BTN with 9 BB) into AA and A9s (BTN, 10 BB) into AA. Found also some post-flop mistakes I made and some -EV-pushes. The rest went just very bad. Most hands not even playable, cause total junk, then standard pushes/calls just didn´t work out. Either looked into a higher pair or an ace or king with better kicker. My jams got called very often and unfortunately I had to look into a better or even premium hand. AA got cracked by QJo. Couldn´t win many SnG like this, just placed 2nd in a couple of them or 3rd. Mostly it went bad and I had to leave the tourney without money. So, again very unlucky and I was hoping that this was over for a while. *Sigh*
What I need now .....
is patience, patience, patience. Gotta stay calm, relaxed and focussed.
The only thing witch p..... me off is that BR building doesn´t proceed.... that´s all. That´s what sucks.
Fun shouldn't be tied to the BR size. BRM is just for those who lack non-poker income.
Originally posted by VorpalF2F
I don't have the patience to wait for patience
Makes sense, but then again, if you had patience, you wouldn't have to use it to wait for it either 
So in the end patience is kind of useless for you I guess ? 
Hey guys,
nothing is broken and everybody still alive and healthy! SnG-downswings don´t last as long as in MTTs. ♠_smile: Besides I have more than enough BR for my limits and moved down to the 5.50 $ and 5€ after a couple of very bad hands. Everything under control! ♠_thumbsup: I was just a bit p.... off, that BR building didn´t proceed. Fortunately in the 5€ DONs on TItan you could (almost) fold ITM. ♠_smile: The 10€ DONs are not much better. The SnGs and DONs on Titan are really super-mega-soft, the ones on Stars are even softer than on Party. ♠_o: I focussed on those after a couple of bad losses on Party. I was very surprised to see that Stars-SnGs are easier than Party-SNGs. ♠_o: I always thought that Partypoker is softer than Stars but i was wrong.
Anyway, everythings fine and looking forward to my grind today. Sunday is fun-day so I can relax a bit and play my just-for-fun-formats! ♠_smile::banana:
P.S. Vorpal, thank you, I´m happy to see NEW animals in my blog! ♠_thumbsup:♠_thumbsup:
Wet sleeve or bubble?!
It´s very cold here and got another urinary tract infection (ok, why did I have to bike in cold and rainy weather?). So, it´s not THAT easy to grind because I often have to go pee (surprised nobody invented the "poker-potty" for grinders and grindettes)! Was really happy to grind today and my game of choice is of course this one here. But first, I had to get 0,65 points on Partypoker in order to get my 10 $ cashback. So I just registered to some stupid 2.20 $ and 1.10 $ DONs and a 1.10 $ 9max. Placed 3rd in the 9max and won two of the DONs. While I was playing my last 1.10 $ DON (had the required points) of course I had to pee!! It was bubble play but I couldn´t hold it anymore!!! F****! 
I opened the zipper of my jumpsuit and got out of the upper part, pulled the whole stuff down in order to pull down my pants and sit on the toilet. After everything was done, I pulled back on the jumpsuit and ran back to the table............ until I realized that my left sleeve was wet! Eeew! I had the choice: Playing poker with pee on my sleeve or bubble! Well, I decided to bubble, wash myself and change clothes. I hate it when I urgently have to pee while playing poker!!! ♠_evil:
Originally posted by Primrose6789
I always thought that Partypoker is softer than Stars but i was wrong.
It was until Party increased rakeback for regs while Stars almost removed it, essentially reversing their roles.
Originally posted by deralte71
GL with the PLO, make the opponents have potty problems.
Fixed 
Originally posted by deralte71
GL with the PLO, make the opponents piss themselves
They did! When I bet the pot, everybody pees in his pants :f_tongue::f_ugly:
But no joke: I was really surprised to see how soft Pokerstars got. I intentionally didn´t play a 10 $ SnG there because I thought it would be reg-infested and was not sure if I´m good enough but NOW? ♠_o: Just too bad I´m not tracked on Pokerstars, but Titan is supersoft as well and the SnGs full of recreational players who have no clue. And traffic isn´t THAT much worse on Titan than on Party. The best traffic in SnGs and SnG-MTTs you still find on Stars. But when I compare the 1.10 $ DONs on Party with the 5€ DONs on Titan - my goodness! In the 5€ DONs you can (almost) just fold ITM, they are a really gold-mine.
Originally posted by Primrose6789
So, it´s not THAT easy to grind because I often have to go pee (surprised nobody invented the "poker-potty" for grinders and grindettes)!
Something like one of these might work:
https://www.backpacker.com/gear/the-complete-guide-to-female-urination-devices
LOL this is like a fake penis (guess I can say "penis" here, it´s a medical term)! 
But doesn´t save me the way to the toilet, guess I gotta pee in a potty.
I will NOT do that! 