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1 - what cigarettes / cigars do you smoke and how much do they cost ?
I have never in my life smoked or tasted a cigarette or smoke of any kind.

2 - when is the perfect time to light one and enjoy it to the max ?

WHEN YOU FEEL THE NEED TO DESTROY YOUR BODY, PAINT YOUR LUNGS BLACK AND LIVE A SHORT LIFE!

3 - if you can, share with us an awkward or embarrassing moment you had and which included smoking

This one time, I asked a guy for a cigarette, I got one. Then I broke it in half and laughed at him.

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, QUIT SMOKING TODAY! _cool:


1 - what cigarettes / cigars do you smoke and how much do they cost ?

Du Maurier $10pk or Accords $8pk depends on how much money I have at the time.

2 - when is the perfect time to light one and enjoy it to the max ?

When I wake up with a tea or coffee, After Eating, When I am losing at Poker. lol

3 - if you can, share with us an awkward or embarrassing moment you had and which included smoking

Sitting with a bunch of friends on my friends balcony in the early morning with about 8 people, and the man (who wasn't my man than) went to go flick his ciggarette and it landed on top of my hair and started smoking.

After I was extinguished it was very funny, and I still bring it up to him until this day. (I hope you read this when you get on hun! lol) :tongue:


Originally posted by TheBrood

Originally posted by Berzerger

3. Once me and a friend of mine were walking to my place after a night out, both drunk and baked. So we're just walking, joking and laughing, when suddenly we see a stack of traffic cones on the side of the road, which we find hilarious of course. But then a sparkling idea is godsend straight into my brain. What if we take the cones and redirect the traffic of the nearest lane into a U-turn? Without all too much hesitation, I take the cones and place them in a conveniently concave ark without noticing the approaching police car. My friend shouts "cops!", grabs me by the hand and drags me behind a bush on the side of the road. I'm thinking damn, we sure are screwed now. The cop car stops, an officer steps out. My friend whispers "dude, if anything happens, tell them we're gay and we were making out. They won't ask questions." The cop looks around, looks at the cones, scratches his head, steps back to the car and... makes a U-turn along the cone ark and drives away.

PRICELESS!

ahhaha this :)