I have history with this idiot. Mainly because HE thinks I am a idiot. I know this, because he's told me this, in the chat, many times. He does not like folding to me. Like ever. Just me thou, I'm very special to him (or her, I don't fucking know).
The flop is kinda dry but I know villain and he is a massive floater, so he will call at least one street with over cards and give up the turn if he doesn't pair or pick up some kinda draw. He only gets aggro with the nuts or what he thinks is the nuts, so 44, 4x or 22 are not in his range when he calls the flop, as he always raises me when he has it. So 33, 55, 66, 77, 88, 99, TT, JJ, QQ, KK. There are some small str8 draws as well as some back door flushes that he might call one street with. I'm not to worried on the turn when the 9 falls, yes one part of his nut range gets there, but he might have overs with 2 clubs or small str8 draw that now picked up a FD as well. On the river I was kinda stuck between shoving, or check calling. I don't want him to check back weaker hands that he will pay me with. OR MAYBE HE I AM THE IDIOT AND HE HAS ME BEAT ALL THE WAY. Watchoo guys fink
NL 20 5 handed
UTG $24.30
CO $21.12
BTN $30.18
Hero SB $23.09
Villain BB $20.12
Hero is in the SB with some WMD A♥: A♦: 
UTG calls, CO calls, BTN folds, Hero makes a big boy raise to $1, Villain makes stupid call, the other idiots call. 
Main Pot $4.40
Flop
4♣: 4♦: 2♠:
Hero considers everyones range :thinking:, and then looks at his WMD and thinks "fuck ranges" Hero fires a small warning shot of $2.80 on this dry ass flop. Like all villains, this one thinks that the Hero is a idiot and decides to call, the other idiot realises what's about to happen rightly folds. 
Main Pot $10
Turn
9♣:
Hero once again considers the stoopid villains range 
and then looks back at his WMD (and smiles) and fires another warning shot of $7, Villain instantly calls the $7(mother fucker must have better internet than mine to call that quickly). 
Main Pot $24
River
T♥:
OMG, Hero considers Villains range once again and then looks at his WMD and realises that Villain might have WMD to...:ayfkm:
Does Hero launch his WMD here?
