Cash is QUEEN! Prim´s little CG corner (and BR-challenge)

Any two can win?

Urm....not exactly, but was experimenting a bit. Urm...guess GTO does NOT mean raw violence, right? But sometimes T5s and such stuff CAN win. If they don´t wanna fold, WE MAKE THEM!

Well, we try ... And many of our moves succeeded! It´s really cool to do some "story telling".


(Source: Chat GPT 5 2026, Open AI)

We played 2 tables of NL5, one table PLO2 and one NL2 (not enough NL5 tables). In PLO there´s not the slightest chance to make them fold, so you gotta wait patiently for a solid hand and hope that THIS here does not happen:

Not really spectacular session, but interesting, we´re learning, getting experience and just won back what we had lost on Monday: +7 €.

Originally posted by Primrose6789

(Source: Chat GPT 5 2026, Open AI)

Will ChatGPT ever get poker cards right?

Never mind, I guess you're playing standard multi-deck Blackjack. Go split those A♠:A♠:, it's a good spot.

Yeah, two ace of spades! But those AI pics are cute. Just gotta tell AI that my eyes are hazel, not blue!

Still two aces of spades, but eye color is correct!

(Source: Chat GPT 5, 2026, Open AI)

And THAT pretty much summarizes our today´s NL Holdem session. Replace those aces of spades just with pretty much any two - IN POSITION!! of course (BTN or CO)!

Originally posted by Primrose6789
Still two aces of spades, but eye color is correct!

Yeah, and that facial expression!

Originally posted by Primrose6789
And THAT pretty much summarizes our today´s NL Holdem session. Replace those aces of spades just with pretty much any two - IN POSITION!! of course (BTN or CO)!

I heard Phil Ivey said once "play everything like aces" :f_thumbsup:.

Let me tell you a story

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful and brave Cash Princess. She was not only beautiful, but also a solid warrior. Again and again, regularly, she had to fight an evil black knight, who sat with her at the same CG tables.

(Source: Chat GPT 5 2026, Open AI)

After they both fought bravely, the evil knight had to leave, because the evil Queen called him. The Cash Princess, on the other hand, had enough time and decided to tell the nice people at her table some lovely stories. Sometimes she lied. BIG TIME! But sometimes she told the truth! But nobody knew what was a lie and what was the truth.

(Source: Chat GPT 5 2026, Open AI)

Actually, she was lying a lot - but she made her stories very believable. And everbody was afraid of loosing their money at any point in time! So the Princess kept on telling stories. So it came, that suddenly a 79o became an AK! A T5o became an AQ and a 45s became a mighty brave King! The Princess was telling big stories about kings and queens, brave knights (called "Jacks") and even about aces! And the citizens who sat with her at the table became frightened! VERY frightened! So, they decided to throw away all the cards they had and to work on the fields instead.

After the Princess had told all her fairytales, she decided that it was time to rest. She took the 12 €, she had won and put them into her treasure chest, called bankroll. She will be back at the tables again ....... tomorrow. May the poker god give her REAL kings, queens and aces!

Imagine ........

...you´re a wanna-be GTO-hero and crack the Queens

...you think you´re smart enough to outplay Villain and crack AA

....you do it right for once!

Current reading (really)!

(Source: Chat GPT 5, 2026, Open AI)

The facepalming Harrier in the background was a "bonus" from AI, didn´t prompt THAT ONE! :mdr::mdr::mdr: But fair enough! :mdr::mdr:

I´m currently really reading "GTO Poker simplified" (Dara O´Kearney & Barry Carter), and attempting some "nice tries" at the tables. :f_ugly::sifflote:

Originally posted by Primrose6789
The facepalming Harrier in the background was a "bonus" from AI, didn´t prompt THAT ONE! :mdr::mdr::mdr: But fair enough! :mdr::mdr:

Looks like the AI got to know me, who knows in what kinds of situations it will put me now, if I become a common background element.

I actually wanted to see a picture of Prim playing poker against me, so she gave ChapGPT another go and stuck to the fairy tale theme from yesterday, which is why you see Princess Primrose and Sir Harrier at the tables here. Not what I had in mind, but cute nonetheless.

And the reason why I'm wearing an apron in today's pic must be that Prim also generated another picture last night, with the two of us in the setting of what's currently our favorite game on Steam, where we are running a busy food truck together.

Not sure why our customers are donkeys... did you prompt those?

Yes I did prompt those donkeys! Originally, I had prompted the Koopalings from the Mario games for the poker tables and then AI informed me that there are some copy-right issues and that this cannot be done. So, as I currently play NL5 and Villains are mostly just-for-fun-players, I prompted donkeys instead. And I stuck with them because I find them adorable!

Blooper of the day

(Source: Chat GPT 5, 2026, Open AI)

WTF? WTF did I prompt? Harrier, I guess we´re not only selling sandwiches in that game, but also poker chips and cards? Who ordered the sandwich with poker cards? :mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr:

Do we also sell edible poker books?

(Source: Chat GPT 5 2026, Open AI)
:mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr:

Okay, now this is just a mess by this point.

Not to go too crazy with the AI pics (and don't worry, we're done for today), but when I asked Prim to let it generate a picture of the two of us swimming, it led to this:

I'm starting to see a pattern - and a problem with AI. It can surely learn, but what it does learn doesn't always make sense.

Originally posted by Primrose6789
Current reading (really)!

(Source: Chat GPT 5, 2026, Open AI)

The facepalming Harrier in the background was a "bonus" from AI, didn´t prompt THAT ONE! :mdr::mdr::mdr: But fair enough! :mdr::mdr:

I´m currently really reading "GTO Poker simplified" (Dara O´Kearney & Barry Carter), and attempting some "nice tries" at the tables. :f_ugly::sifflote:

I simply can't recommend POKER Wdcliaep and Moden Stex Ilensy enough!

Note also that the "cover" of the book is actually on the back

Originally posted by VorpalF2F
Note also that the "cover" of the book is actually on the back

I noticed that, I guess it's a Hebrew book.

But I was much more fascinated by ChatGPT's ideas about swimming in a food truck... and later playing tennis in the water with a sandwich (with donkey Harrier looking on in shock), as it can be seen in our shared blog here.

Originally posted by Harrier88
But I was much more fascinated by ChatGPT's ideas about swimming in a food truck... and later playing tennis in the water with a sandwich (with donkey Harrier looking on in shock),

Apparently, like "water polo" "water tennis"[1] will be a new olympic sport. The racquets will be sandwiches, and the balls will be pickles, borrowing heavily from tennis, squash and pickle ball.

[1] https://www.amazon.com/water-tennis/s?k=water+tennis

A very normal (Mon)day in my life (parody) :f_biggrin::f_ugly:

Ugh! Monday!

A freelancer´s life

Household chores: Sonny and me

Tennis with my team mates

..represented by chicken .... :sifflote::sifflote::sifflote::sifflote:

Finally! Relaxing with "Dr. Morton"

...even though AI doesn´t get Morton Koopa jr. right.

(Source of the pics: Chat GPT 5, 2026, Open AI)

BR challenge report week 26

(Source: Chat GPT 5, 2026, Open AI)

Original start BR: 0 €
Starting the BR challenge with: 99,05 €
BR last week: 196,46 €
CG-hands: 2588
BR this week: 212,42 € (250,95 $)
Result: + 15,96 €