Guide to SnGs for Fish – Page 2

_Anonymous_ · 2010-06-20T01:07:57Z

Ged's Guide to Playing Like a SnG Fish: 1. - Open raise from MP2 - Get reshoved by tight reg - Snap call - Show K5o - Flop quads - fist pump 2. - On BU, flatcall raise from tight reg - Flop T82r - snap shove over his cbet- reg calls with KK - show Q6s - runner runner straight - fist pump 3. - Get dealt AA against reg's KK on bubble. Always. - fist pump 4. - Minraise with 10bb behind on bubble - Shortstack shoves - Fold with 6:1 pot odds. - shortstack mucks - he clearly had AA. pat self on back. what a soul read. you're such a good poker player. - fist pump :f_cool: 5. - Open raise early position - tight reg 3-bets - snap call - flop 7J2r - bet potsize - snap call regs shove - show Q8s - reg shows JJ - hit runner runner flush - fist pump 6. On CO, flatcall raise from tight reg - flop KT:heart:2:heart: - raise reg's c-bet - snap call reg's shove - show 8:heart:3:heart:, reg shows KK - turn flush - river Td, lose to reg's full house - spam chat box saying "lol nice suckout donk" - fist pump for playing +EV anyway, right? :f_biggrin: Lose like a fish: 7. Open shove 95% of hands from 1st hand of SnG - Suck out 5 times against better hands to take massive chip lead - Rage when you lose HU to tight reg after KQ beats AT, JJ beats AK "I can never hit a f*cking board!!!!!" - Tilt - Blow bankroll on HU SnG - Full Tilt is rigged - Uninstall 8. Call All-In with from BB with 58s - Reg in SB shows 44 - lose flip - "I NEVER WIN FLIPS" - Tilt - Lose BR - Uninstall ("f*ck poker i'm going back to betting on horses") 9. Call reg's shove with 22 - Reg goes runner-runner for full-house with AKs - Full tilt is rigged - tilt - blow BR - uninstall This was inspired by a similar thread on the forum for a pc game.. heroes of newerth... if you have similar situations with fish like this where you just wonder "WTF IS HE THINKING?!?!??!" post a reply below :P General formula for playing like a fish: - PLAY BAD - RUN GOOD - "JEEZ I PLAY SO GOOD!" - PLAY BAD - RUN BAD - "FUCKING DONKS" or "THIS SITE IS RIGGED"

_Anonymous_

29.06.2010, 07:21 0

double

_Anonymous_

29.06.2010, 07:21 0

Originally posted by EmanuelC16

2.Wow, I finally got AA in UTG. Better not raise to scare people off. I limp. Hehe, so many limpers I'm gonna win this SNG in one hand. Board comes 7c8c9c. I check, great board for them to bluff. CO bets, BU raises, BB shoves all in. YEAH!!! I got them. I shove. CO folds, BU calls. BB shows JcTc, UTG shows AhAd BU shows 9d9s. Turn x River x. BB wins with a straight flush Jack high.FUCKING DONKS!!! They always suckout on me.

First is a real situation, as you can see. The next just happens all too often but with different "suckouts" against limped AA.

wow you are bad at playing AA lol

_Anonymous_

30.06.2010, 07:23 0

Time to add some more to the original post...

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01.07.2010, 07:27 0

lol the hon thread is fkn epic ♦

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_Anonymous_

01.07.2010, 20:20 0

Hi,

We've been checked all these. One thing which mostly people dont like pathetic tourneys are the hypertubos for sure.

_Anonymous_

11.07.2010, 14:36 0

Having played at a casino for the very first time, I can say that some live-tards are worse than SnG fish. I didn't even realise that was possible.

Woman (degen) sitting to my left: "This game sucks. I'm going to go win a few hundred on blackjack."
Me: *facepalm* :f_mad: :f_mad: :f_mad: :f_mad: :f_mad:

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