Wow I have fans now! It feel so good.
Thanks all for replaying to this, and ty luckylooser for your encouragements.
I'm goona work hard to pass the exam this time (it's the actual driving test that I fail, not the theory part), and if I fail I'm gonna buy it next time... I've heard it's in the range of 200-300$.
I'm goona post updats for this week tomaraw, so keep an eye on it.
RIght, I jsut read intro and I was hooked up instantly ♦ Gonna read this blog regulary now ♦
about options, rich friends usually suck (but theyhave nice houses for parties)
women are bitches that will jsut suck money and time out of u
if u dont need relationship crap then go for a whore IMO ♦ it save su a lot actually 
Well, can't decide between 1) get a girlfriend and 2) make some richer friends
Sure the first one sounds good in theory, but lately I've had some preaty unpleasant experiences with girls that left me traumatized... I've had fat girls taking adavantace of me when I was drunk at a bday party like 1 week ago, I meet this crazy teen that used to wait in front of my door for 3-4 hours to see when I go out... oh and the one that I almost f***ed, but instead ended up with a boner and a condom on, and nothing more.
Basically, for those reasons I'm not that excited bout the first option.
Sure I had pleasent experiences with girls to, but it's a high variance game and it looks like I'm on a downswing.
HAHAHAHAHA, best post ever ♦ I'd still go for one personally (if i was single that is, i got a girlfriend recently).
Anyway, it's nice to see that's your still grinding these hu sng's ♦ It's funny how i was the bankroll nit before and now you are. I was playing NL25 SH earlier today while i hadn't played poker in like half a year and only 7 BI's lmao.
Although i see variance has hit your hard this time huh? 
I still remember you busting your br because you played a $100 and then two $50 hu sng's and having lent you $50 to build bankroll ♦ And now you've played up to $50 sng's which is pretty sick imo. Seems i was right about you being a good player afterall ♦
Goodluck on your driving test mate and read my new blog sometime in the future 
@THESHade: Gfs are very time and money consumind indeed.
Let's analyse this sutuation a little bit more... Imo girls are good for 3 things: cooking, cleaning, and fing.
Hmmm... a whore won't take care of the first 2 parts... BUT WAIT! I already have a mother for that! So for me, girls are only good for fing it seems.
This makes it clear that while both a gf and a whore is a +EV situation, the whore is the optimal line.
Problem solved.
@Hahaownedlolz:
Good to hear from you again mate. 6 months... had it been that long? it seemed like a lot less then that to me...
Glad to hear u've started playing against too. Last time I checked u wore crushing that MTT fishes
Nice blog, will follow you.
2 questions:
1-Do you select a lot of your oponents? Or you just plays vs anyone?
2-Will you play against me so I can become a better HU player?
@Alverine: 1)Okey... listen carefully.. cause what I'm gonna tell you if valuable information... On Pokerstars, all you have to do in order to table select is to sit first at the table. Do that, and you'll be playing 95% fish and 5% tilted regs. If you sit second, then you'll play like 50% fish - 50% regs.
I used to table select but from 34.5 up games are not that active, so I usually have to wait bout 30 seconds for a hu to fill, then register and wait 30 more seconds until a fish regs me, so I waist 1 minute for every hu I play. That means bout 20-30 mins/day, so about 15 hours/month.
That's 15 hours being wasted = bout 100 hus playes less then if I didn't table select/month.
So the answer is no, I don't table select. While it's true that my ROI drops, I play more and learn more by faceing more regs and I think this makes up for the drop in ROI.
2) It would be my pleasure. Add me on skype wut_teh_hell and we'll have a talk.
Okey now.. sup guyz? I hope ur'll all doing well, and even if you're not, I'm sure you're handling it well ♠_cool: Now comes the part that I hate most...
I had yet another losing week, I finished bout 250$ down.
I would have loved to post a graph, but sadely the hhs wore not saved to my computer. I fixed the problem, so graphs are goona come from now on.
I ended up playing a little bit of 11s, at which I ran horrible, and finished bout 100$ under EV in 30 games.
I took a shot at the 57s again... and lost 5 in 5, for another 287.5$, but mostly I've played 34s, at which I ran -not too bad- and manager to show a little bit of profit.
That's all bout my poker career for now... I don't wanna bother you to much.
So how's it been away form the computer?
Well, I definetelly had an intereteing weekend. Unfortunately, can't give details cause I still feel paranoid bout it 
But I can tell you one thing... I'm pretty sure I hadn't been raped by ugly fat chicks (again), so it's all good.
There is just one more little thing that I wanna tell you guys about:
As winter is closing in, I'm gonna be faceing with a big, very big problem: I can't stay outside anymore, because my hand freezes on the cigarete.
Seriously, I'm sure you understand if you are a smoker yourself.
Fortunately, I came up with a solution last year: I'm gonna rent a place for 3 months so I can go there every day with my friends and party, and not care bout the f***ing weather and snow and s**t ♦.
Problem is, that would cost me about 200$/month, and as I give 30% of my winnings to my coach and spend part of it too, I need to win over 1k$, so I'm gonna have to grind alot.
Well, I'll have to set this as a goal: rent a nice, worm place somewhere in the next 30 dayz. If I can do it, then you'r all invited to my place to celebrate guys, drinks are on the house (yea.. Big Booty Bitches included too) . 
Wish u luck!
Originally posted by wuttehhell
you'r all invited to my place to celebrate guys, drinks are on the house (yea.. Big Booty Bitches included too) .
mmm 
city?
It's been a while but I'm back with updates.
I've managed to pass the drving test (the 4th time I attended it.. yea) so I can oficially drive a car now => I'm expecting a bunch of beautifull ladies to wanna date me now ♠_cool:
Poker related:
The 1k$ in 1k games challange! It's on.
Plan is to play 1000 11.5$ heads-ups and try to win at least 1000$ in the process. I need to obtain about 8.8% ROI and that's not as easy as it sounds as I'm playing 2 tables at once.
I'll post here updates every 250 games.
Round 1 went like this:
205$ won, 7.1ROI, 11.6 Luck Adjusted ROI.
Oh and yea... I'm making a collection of the most retarded plays that I've seen during this challange. Will post it after I play game Nr. 1k.
the fat ugly ones could be the best cos there gonna shag like they might never get it again
