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fuck yo momma nigga dat be some bad-ass shitz
on a more serious note now: fuck this thread
Originally posted by Raykoid666
fuck yo momma nigga dat be some bad-ass shitzon a more serious note now: fuck this thread
kids
4 set over set in one session, 5 top2 vs set/str8 and then this
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:
$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Known players:
[tg]BU$11.94:///////;SB$10.00:///////;BB$3.83:///////;UTG1 (Hero)$34.83:///////;UTG2$10.92:///////;MP1$9.87:///////;MP2$15.06:///////;MP3$20.18:///////;CO$9.05:///////;[/tg]
Preflop: Hero is UTG1 with 2:s, 2:c.
Hero raises to $0.30, UTG2 raises to $0.80, 7 folds, Hero calls $0.50.
Flop: ($1.75) 9:d, 6:h, 2:h (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG2 bets $0.80, Hero raises to $34.03(All-In), UTG2 calls $9.32.
Turn: ($45.9) 4:d (2 players)
River: ($45.9) 3:c (2 players)
Final Pot: $45.9.
Results follow:
Hero shows three of a kind, twos(2:s 2:c).
UTG2 shows a straight, six high(5:c 6:d).
UTG2 wins with a straight, six high(5:c 6:d).
SO YEAH, FUCK POKER and this FUCKHEAD here...
Full Tilt - $2+$0.25|80/160 NL - Holdem - 3 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3
Hero (SB): 1,611.00
BB: 4,599.00
BTN: 7,290.00
Hero posts SB 80.00, BB posts BB 160.00
Pre Flop: (240.00) Hero has K♠ A♦
BTN raises to 320.00, Hero raises to 1,611.00 and is all-in, fold, BTN calls 1,291.00
Flop: (3382.00, 2 players) 6♦ 9♥ J♣
Turn: (3382.00, 2 players) Q♦
River: (3382.00, 2 players) 3♣
Hero shows K♠ A♦ (High Card, Ace) (PreFlop 70%, Flop 14%, Turn 16%)
BTN shows J♠ A♠ (One Pair, Jacks) (PreFlop 30%, Flop 86%, Turn 84%)
BTN wins 3,382.00
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Full Tilt - $2+$0.25|60/120 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3
CO: 3,310.00
BTN: 3,315.00
SB: 860.00
BB: 995.00
UTG: 1,075.00
UTG+1: 1,685.00
MP: 990.00
Hero (MP+1): 1,270.00
SB posts SB 60.00, BB posts BB 120.00
Pre Flop: (180.00) Hero has A♦ J♥
UTG calls 120.00, fold, MP calls 120.00, Hero raises to 1,270.00 and is all-in, fold, fold, SB calls 800.00 and is all-in, fold, fold, fold
Flop: (2080.00, 2 players) Q♣ 5♥ 9♠
Turn: (2080.00, 2 players) 9♣
River: (2080.00, 2 players) 2♠
SB shows J♦ Q♠ (Two Pair, Queens and Nines) (PreFlop 27%, Flop 85%, Turn 93%)
Hero shows A♦ J♥ (One Pair, Nines) (PreFlop 73%, Flop 15%, Turn 7%)
SB wins 2,080.00
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FUCK TURBO SNGSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
When I got my first internet connection ever first thing I ended up installing was skype. I didn't have any contacts at a time and decided to make some new friends from all over the world...On my first conversation I talked with some muslim dude (or jew idk), the conversation ended with him saying some wise words that I'll never forget.
-Fuck you, fuck your family, fuck your dog, fuck your country and fuck everything you have.
Since that day, my life was never same again.
i had a similar experience... except it was live
Fuck poker and fuck villian(why did they take out the other word i used) hitting there 1 gutshot outter in omaha 
I perfectly understand that when multiple players are in the hand, your equity decreases. I also should be happy these people are at the tables, because that's where your money is coming from. But, 57s, wtf? Why are you still in the hand? And then to only lose the pot on the river. Fuck poker.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 3.4 Tournament, 25/50 Blinds (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
MP3 (t1720)
CO (t1685)
Button (t1650)
SB (t1420)
BB (t1410)
UTG (t1640)
UTG+1 (t1465)
Hero (MP1) (t1455)
MP2 (t1055)
Hero's M: 19.40
Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A
, A
UTG calls t50, 1 fold, Hero bets t250, MP2 calls t250, 2 folds, Button raises to t1650 (All-In), 3 folds, Hero calls t1205 (All-In), MP2 calls t805 (All-In)
Flop: (t4090) 3
, 7, 7 (3 players, 3 all-in)
Turn: (t4090) 8 (3 players, 3 all-in)
River: (t4090) J (3 players, 3 all-in)
Total pot: t4090
Results:
Button had J, J (full house, Jacks over sevens).
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and sevens).
MP2 had 5
, 7 (three of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: Button won t4090
moan moan moan.......thats poker get used to it.....improve your game and ul do better