You know you play too much poker when....

you said everything I gues

When ur in your maths lesson and topic of the day is matrixequations and teacher writes on board that AA=75 and then u want to say that aces are not the same as 75s(pencil is black and both numbers are black, so it must me suited).

you know you play too much poker when you are able to have a conversation about equity with accountants

When you make some "you know you play too much poker when..." post on the forum.

When you reply to a post named "you know you play too much poker when..."

when you make some "when you make some "you know you play too much poker when..."

you know some poker when you some too much when..

when you are above bronze

when your response to a question about a decision to change jobs is that it's "+ev"

you know you too much poker when you play

when u go to shopping and calculate, how much does all your stuff going to cost in percentages of your bankroll and is it $+EV or not according to the stuff your buying.

when a couple of moths ago you walk down the street thinking "he could be isldur, nah its more likely to be him"

....when you wake up at 1PM asking your wife is it friday, she confirms what you already know, and you run to your PC to check how much rakeback did you get...

.. when you are sending out a job application and thinking "one time"...

When you think the song by Pink is called "Raise your blinds".

when you win money

when you think if day to day situations are +ev or not (I do that!)

when you can't get to sleep for 2 hours because your head is buzzing about poker hands, then you finally get to sleep and all you dream about is poker. dammit.

.. when you're watching stand-up and think about cutting the clip out of the show, uploading it to youtube and posting it @ pokerstrategy.com just because there was a joke about poker...

you play to much poker when you put everything in two categories: "+EV" and "-EV"

you play to much poker when you wake up at 8pm and start your day

you play to much poker when you use "fold" and "call" instead of "no" and "yes" or you use "allin" instead of "yes, of course"

you play to much poker when you enter a restaurant and you want to sit at multipletables

when a hot girl asks you "what is your favorite position?" , you look at her and answer "what a stupid question. the button, of course"

when the chef asks you "how you like the fish?", you answer "in my right"

when you get up from the toilet and say "yeaaah! I hit the flush you piece of shit!"