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Originally posted by gadget51
I would blame her and refuse to pay the bill.
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I would rather have her think i farted tbh, if your breath is bad she will never ever kiss you 
Originally posted by Suijj
I would rather have her think i farted tbh, if your breath is bad she will never ever kiss youWell, if you prefer a**licking, the choice would be different.
Originally posted by pepsico
Originally posted by Suijj
I would rather have her think i farted tbh, if your breath is bad she will never ever kiss youWell, if you prefer a**licking, the choice would be different.
who in their right mind prefers ass licking to kissing?
Originally posted by pepsico
Originally posted by Suijj
I would rather have her think i farted tbh, if your breath is bad she will never ever kiss youWell, if you prefer a**licking, the choice would be different.
lol awesome
This discussion reminds me of when you're at a party or something and you go stand by yourself and pretend to look at something or whatever in order to sneak out a fart. Just after you do it someone sees you and comes over and so you start walking toward them to escape it, which is a weird move anyway cos you could just stand there and wait, but it just driftnets it over anyway. So you're standing there in a bath of smell and you're like "should I tell them I farted? cos I don't want them to think this is just what I smell like"
It's happened to me and I just played it cool and pretended not to notice, probably best to just admit it but they probably realise anyway from your weird walk towards them move.
Originally posted by pepsico
Originally posted by Suijj
I would rather have her think i farted tbh, if your breath is bad she will never ever kiss youWell, if you prefer a**licking, the choice would be different.
really loled
Originally posted by bradomurder
Originally posted by pepsico
Originally posted by Suijj
I would rather have her think i farted tbh, if your breath is bad she will never ever kiss youWell, if you prefer a**licking, the choice would be different.
lol awesome
This discussion reminds me of when you're at a party or something and you go stand by yourself and pretend to look at something or whatever in order to sneak out a fart. Just after you do it someone sees you and comes over and so you start walking toward them to escape it, which is a weird move anyway cos you could just stand there and wait, but it just driftnets it over anyway. So you're standing there in a bath of smell and you're like "should I tell them I farted? cos I don't want them to think this is just what I smell like"
It's happened to me and I just played it cool and pretended not to notice, probably best to just admit it but they probably realise anyway from your weird walk towards them move.
Ahh this made me laugh.
Those awkward moments you don't know what to do. Do you hold it and stand still for a minute to make sure you don't do any movements that let it out, or walk away and leave it for someone else. Dilemma!
Originally posted by Saruniks
ofcourse bad breath.Fart is really bad thing, we can avoid this, it's disrespecting thing.
But sometimes bad breath comes from illness not from lack of good hygiene, so I think it is excusable sometimes as you can't evade it.
Are you that smart? 
How did you get gold status? 
I'd say it's just my natural scent. Anyone can fart of forget to brush their teeth for a few days, but your natural scent might be gross because if illness, which is excusable and might turn her on
but what if your bad breath smells like fart or...
Spoiler
your fart smells like bad breath?
ain't that something
Originally posted by furculision
but what if your bad breath smells like fart or...Spoiler
your fart smells like bad breath?
ain't that something
Well I'm no girl but I think they have 2 distinct smells, I prefer fart.
Originally posted by ihufa
but your natural scent might be gross because if illness, which is excusable and might turn her on
litreally lol'ed
Originally posted by gadget51
I would blame her and refuse to pay the bill.
Farting is definitely preferred over bad breath. You can always blame the fart smell on something/someone else - as long as the fart was not a loud one, and even in that case, you're safe. See the guide below:
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Originally posted by Hamlet77
Originally posted by Saruniks
ofcourse bad breath.Fart is really bad thing, we can avoid this, it's disrespecting thing.
But sometimes bad breath comes from illness not from lack of good hygiene, so I think it is excusable sometimes as you can't evade it.
Are you that smart?
How did you get gold status?maybe she/he ate something or they have short problems with their teeths or organs, so they are trying to overcome. And farting is like hell, what is that? why fart when you can not to? Duhh.
Plus if you want we can play HU. And becoming gold is easy as getting good breath
