Her: Hey what do you do for a living?
Me: Nothing much, I'm in the shipping business
Her: Cool what company?
Me: Pokerstars baby.
Her: ???????
Me: ♠_biggrin: LIKE A BAWS BABY free cash money from fishes on teh tables
Her: bye
Me: I SEE WUT I DID THURRR 
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Originally posted by Heave112
Her: Hey what do you do for a living?
Me: Nothing much, I'm in the shipping business
Her: Cool what company?
Me: Pokerstars baby.
Her: ???????
Me: ♠_biggrin: LIKE A BAWS BABY free cash money from fishes on teh tables
Her: bye
Me: I SEE WUT I DID THURRR
+1 like a baws, made me laugh out loud ♦
SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?
Great cunnilingus and a guarantee in multiple orgasms 
If she laughs you're in ... if she doesn't, you're probably going to get a drink thrown in your face. Keep your mouth open for the free booze. It's a win/win situation.
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They never laugh ...
Originally posted by mancikaa
I think you should never hide what you do and tell her everything about it.3 thing can happen:
1, she thinks its gambling and she dont wants to get involved with a gambler --> its useless to try to proof her, she will never understand, she will hate it and you would just always argue about it. she would hate poker even more because she would think its more important for you. if this happens, forget the girl, wohrt nothing to try about it, another will come
2, she dont knows too much about it, but she is open minden and wants to learn it, or at least understand it --> this is a good sign, but it can still happen she will missinterpret it. you should let her know its your "job", she should respect it. She can only respect it, if you give the same attention to her, and she dont has to feel that a dumb online game is more important in your life
3, she knows what it is, maybe she even plays it, so you can have fun buy learning together --> BINGO
if you go for not telling her at all, i think thats the worst. she will feel for sure dissapointed when she finds out, and if she sees you want to hide it, it will give her the impression that you have things to hide and it must be wrong if you cant tell it straight awayI think no girl worth to argue about poker, beause most of them is just too dumb to unerstand what poker means, but if you find one who is open minded, than you should try to make her understand it even more, and than you have a good chance.
I also dont like to be with a guy, when i can see he is hiding something before me, or i dont know nothing about it. if he would come up with that lets say he is a professional chess player, than for sure i would give him a chance to let me know what this means in real life. But this only of course, if the guy is hot enough
4. she's better at it than you and will crush you. have fun explaining this one to your mates
Originally posted by Heave112
Her: Hey what do you do for a living?
Me: Nothing much, I'm in the shipping business
Her: Cool what company?
Me: Pokerstars baby.
Her: ???????
Me: ♠_biggrin: LIKE A BAWS BABY free cash money from fishes on teh tables
Her: bye
Me: I SEE WUT I DID THURRRI just watched the videos in the news feed and read this in Scotty Nguyen's voice hahahaha
as long as you are not mtg world champion, things cannot go that bad..
http://gizmodo.com/5833787/my-brief-okcupid-affair-with-a-world-champion-magic-the-gathering-player
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/alyssa-bereznaks-gizmodo-article
Originally posted by Heave112
Her: Hey what do you do for a living?
Me: Nothing much, I'm in the shipping business
Her: Cool what company?
Me: Pokerstars baby.
♦
we discussed some of these points in this thread as well: +++ keep your other half happy next to poker+++
I would just tell them I play poker tbh. If it bothers them that much, then they probably weren't that keen in the first place. If they were they would be able to see past it.
Plus why should you try to hide something you love doing?
+1 to the shipping business shout btw
I would obv tell them, I think its pretty cool tbh.
The only problem is when they ask borderline retarded questions that make you second guess their ability to dress them selves in the morning.
"yeh so I won $400 last night"
But how much did you loooooose
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Originally posted by Alficor1
Saying "i cant tell you, its a secret" is best imo.
if u want her runaway than for sure ♦ i think all girls would freak out on this line
Originally posted by TurnitAce
Some people when they hear "Poker" they think about casino-roulette-gambling-lose house-sell you kidney-sleep on streets.
Hahaha, thats what my mother thinks...:coolface:
Originally posted by mancikaa
Originally posted by Alficor1
Saying "i cant tell you, its a secret" is best imo.if u want her runaway than for sure ♦ i think all girls would freak out on this line
I highly doubt that. It makes you look more cool and important than you actually are. You obviously have to say it with the right voice and intonation (kinda like James Bond or something). Plus you avoid the awkward convo about poker which is pretty much inevitable. It's also better than lying like anyone else suggests.
4. You look her str8 in the eyes and say "Me? Im just looking at you kid" in your best voice.
Seriously, you have to tell her sooner or later. You should be proud if you're a poker pro. Whether or not you'll get along together doesnt depend on poker. If you've earned enough, Id go for a coffee, dinner and a trip. All thanks to your poker. GL!