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: What did the dealer say to the deck of cards? : "I can't deal with you anymore."

: How's a casino like a good woman? : Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

: What does a BlackJack player eat for dinner? : Whatever his comp card allows him to

: Whats the difference between online poker and live poker? : You can cry after a bad beat online and no one will laugh at you.

: What did a blonde from England bring a bag of french fries to a poker game? : Someone told her to bring her own chips

: What do vampires play poker for? : High Stakes!

: What card game do lesbians play? : Poke-her

: What kind of shark is always gambling? : A CardShark

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/gamblingjokes.html

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards :f_thumbsup::f_tongue::f_thumbsup::f_thumbsup::f_thumbsup::f_zZz::f_wink::f_wink::f_wink::f_wink::f_wink:

Hey domeex,

I have moved this thread to our 'Small Talk' board where it's better suited. You should also check out our Bad Jokes thread.

Regards

Laz