Make a story...

that wasn't red

There once was ...a boy who didn't know how to play poker so he decided...to get better at university. But ...his evil sister...stole his monies. Broke and devestated...he turned to ...Aliens for help... who taught him how to party with the sss. The aliens were, equiped with tafflyers that don't work at a pub ... in a red light district.. that wasn't red

but green actually

all of a sudden

he saw this girl who

...had three boobs...

...and a long beard...

she smelt like..

melted red beans...

and blue cheese sauce

her name was

Gertrude and she had

...with her some...

magic beans and

blue magic mushrooms

...she used these...

almost everyday to

...scrub her arm pits...

and polish her Harley

enchanted by her...

Sisters magical moustache