OMG what a fun site, absolute site number 1 when you have nothing else to doo ♦
Here's my last and very weird conversation:
You: They are comming!
Stranger: random stranger?
Stranger: my mum tells me not tot alk to random strangers
You: Ohh
Stranger: or even pre-arranged strangers
You: But in that case i know you ♦
Stranger: cool
Stranger: wanna fuck?
You: 
Stranger: cept
Stranger: i'm only 4
You: 
Stranger: so
Stranger: don't tell anyone
You: i'm 112
Stranger: oh that's alright then
You:
Stranger: i want a pink bunny ears vibrator for my 5th birthday
You: lol
You: you can have mine when i'm done with it
Stranger: awesome
You: What do i get in return?
Stranger: sex
You: hmmm
Stranger: lots of dirty 4 year old sex
You: haha
Stranger: it's dirty cause i refused to have a bath
You: dammit
You: i dont like dirt
Stranger: and cause i picked my nose
You: Well you didn't do a really good job
You: remember i know you!
Stranger: i did too well a job, there's grey squidgy stuff in my hand
You: Your not the first person called stranger, i've been chatting with today
Stranger: neither are you
You: weird
You: You really should change your name
Stranger: shocking revelations, eg
Stranger: so should you
You: Well im 112 years old, i've been using it way before you were even born
Stranger: i'm four and i found out what m asturbation was yesterday
You: I haven't figured it out yet
Stranger: |_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|
You: I was young when that photo was taken!
You: i needed the money
Stranger: i always thought it was my daddy
Stranger: are you my daddy?
You: Yep
You: I told you i knew you
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: make sure you use duct tape on me daddy
You: I'm the one outside your window right now
Stranger: you're a polymorph, then?
You: yep
Stranger: how do you type with those paws?
You: I have a big keyboard
Stranger: *looks out the window*
Stranger: where?
You: In the bush
Stranger: a penis in the bush is worth two in the ear, my mother always said
You:
