This.
Also, the 9238742 talent shows out there.
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Originally posted by magicadil
When you ask someone "What's up?" and they reply "nm u?"
when people ask you "what's up" on skype. If you've got something interesting to say then say it. Cba with small talk.
(I'll just respond nm u and maybe they will go away)
Originally posted by TinoLaan
This.
Also, the 9238742 talent shows out there.
arrrrrrrrrrrrgh this makes me cringe so bad this for me is like someone scratching their nails on a blackboard or scraping a knife and fork on a plate. It's disgusting i can barely even look at the picture. My wife does it on purpose and then chases me with it lol freaks me out
Also when you buy a new house then 2 weeks later get made redundant, your boiler gets condemned in the middle of winter damp starts filling the walls and your cooker breaks all in the space of 3 days 
When people leave their crap all over the table in Mcdonalds instead of putting it in the bin thats right next to them
People that walk really slowly
Fat people that walk really slowly AND take up the whole pavement
Groups of people that walk slowly and take up the whole pavement, groups of people that walk towards you, taking up the whole pavement and are too lazy to move even slightly so you have to barge through them
People that don't say please or thank you.
People who moan all the time
People who explain stuff to you like you're stupid
Getting charged a fuck load for car insurance when I've never had a crash cos other men my age drive like imbeciles
Materialistic people.
Rude People.
Drunk, stupid people.
Loud people, in quiet environments!
Text chat, there are a few acronyms I use, but when it takes me 2 minutes to decipher what they are trying to say... I usually just reply "Type properly, then talk to me again"
American-English... Just because you change a couple of letters in a few words does not mean you have your own language! And the spellcheckers that tell me MY spelling is wrong because they're set to US - English as default, and you can't change it!!!
+1 For ANY reality TV show. Especially Only way is Essex type of program where "Some scenes are created for entertainment" SO it's fake reality TV? I mean really, FAKE REALITY TV!
Stupid people that think they are clever, and never listen to you, even though you are clearly right and they are wrong.
Trying to train new staff that have no common sense!
People who hint at things instead of just asking... That really pisses me off! And usually makes the answer no. Where if they just ask in the first place I'd probably do whatever they want anyway.
I have loads more, but think this is the main ones!
People who take to the facebook news feed to bad mouth people they're fighting with so everyone else has to hear about it!
If you have issues with some one, talk to them about it! No one else gives a fuck about your shit problems! Aarrrgghh I'm pissed off talking about it!
Also nikki minaj can GTFO
People who explain stuff to you like you're stupid
That's called being condescending, do you understand what I'm talking about?
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sorry mate had to do it ♦
Originally posted by MrMardyBum
Trying to train new staff that have no common sense!
AMEN!
Originally posted by ExternalUseOnly
Mayonaise and the people who eat it
Only in America
hahaha there was a guy i worked with who used to bring a tin of tuna and some mayo for lunch every single day hed eat the tuna with a bit of mayo then finish the jar of mayo straight then wash it all down with 4 packs of pork scratchings and tell everyone else his diet was perfectly healthy
To be fair, im pretty sure I could eat a jar of this stuff
There is no Nandos in Gibraltar 
My Christmas present this year is going home and having a huge Nandos binge!
Originally posted by ExternalUseOnly
never been to nandos
omg and you live in England!
For the love of God go to nandos now and just cover everything in Perinaise sauce. You will thank me later