Taking a stab at Supernova

Bitch-slapping regs like there was no tomorrow

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 225.84 BB (VPIP: 16.13, PFR: 10.56, 3Bet Preflop: 3.22, Hands: 5,798)
SB: 123.24 BB (VPIP: 14.18, PFR: 10.40, 3Bet Preflop: 3.60, Hands: 21,435)
Hero (BB): 100 BB
UTG: 46.5 BB (VPIP: 42.86, PFR: 28.57, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 7)
UTG+1: 118.16 BB (VPIP: 16.12, PFR: 14.16, 3Bet Preflop: 7.46, Hands: 463)
MP: 100.66 BB (VPIP: 17.57, PFR: 13.93, 3Bet Preflop: 5.71, Hands: 16,782)
MP+1: 110.14 BB (VPIP: 18.31, PFR: 13.70, 3Bet Preflop: 6.65, Hands: 35,134)
MP+2: 236.02 BB (VPIP: 20.51, PFR: 15.38, 3Bet Preflop: 6.01, Hands: 627)
CO: 130.64 BB (VPIP: 17.25, PFR: 13.04, 3Bet Preflop: 6.24, Hands: 41,045)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 6♥ 7♥

fold, fold, fold, MP+1 raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, BTN calls 2.5 BB, fold, Hero calls 1.5 BB

Flop: (8 BB, 3 players) 5♣ K♥ 8♦
Hero checks, MP+1 bets 4.96 BB, BTN calls 4.96 BB, Hero calls 4.96 BB

Turn: (22.88 BB, 3 players) 4♥
Hero checks, MP+1 bets 14 BB, BTN calls 14 BB, Hero raises to 32 BB, MP+1 calls 18 BB, BTN calls 18 BB

River: (118.88 BB, 3 players) 9♣
Hero bets 60.54 BB and is all-in, fold, BTN calls 60.54 BB

Hero shows 6♥ 7♥ (Straight, Nine High)
(Pre 49%, Flop 27%, Turn 77%)
BTN mucks 5♦ 5♥ (Three of a Kind, Fives)
(Pre 51%, Flop 73%, Turn 23%)
Hero wins 234.96 BB

Donations are always welcome! ♠_drink:

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 100.4 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 5)
Hero (SB): 100 BB
BB: 452.42 BB (VPIP: 17.25, PFR: 13.04, 3Bet Preflop: 6.25, Hands: 41,061)
UTG: 100 BB (VPIP: 13.59, PFR: 10.74, 3Bet Preflop: 3.75, Hands: 16,840)
UTG+1: 207.3 BB (VPIP: 16.60, PFR: 13.36, 3Bet Preflop: 6.94, Hands: 1,588)
MP: 100 BB (VPIP: 15.07, PFR: 12.89, 3Bet Preflop: 5.09, Hands: 15,122)
MP+1: 113.7 BB (VPIP: 21.65, PFR: 16.41, 3Bet Preflop: 4.60, Hands: 20,028)
MP+2: 361.68 BB (VPIP: 16.85, PFR: 11.77, 3Bet Preflop: 3.99, Hands: 6,721)
CO: 54.98 BB (VPIP: 22.86, PFR: 14.29, 3Bet Preflop: 4.35, Hands: 107)

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K♣ A♦

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 3 BB, Hero raises to 10.5 BB, BB raises to 20 BB, BTN calls 17 BB, Hero raises to 100 BB and is all-in, fold, fold

Hero wins 60 BB

Still can't win a motherfucking hand all-in pre-flop, no matter how ahead I am...:rage:

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 100 BB (VPIP: 18.31, PFR: 13.70, 3Bet Preflop: 6.66, Hands: 35,172)
SB: 109.1 BB (VPIP: 16.97, PFR: 11.63, 3Bet Preflop: 3.92, Hands: 37,984)
Hero (BB): 100 BB
UTG: 120.54 BB (VPIP: 18.59, PFR: 14.79, 3Bet Preflop: 6.46, Hands: 13,169)
UTG+1: 120.54 BB (VPIP: 21.63, PFR: 16.40, 3Bet Preflop: 4.59, Hands: 20,063)
MP: 84.92 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: _, Hands: 1)
MP+1: 100 BB (VPIP: 38.11, PFR: 11.89, 3Bet Preflop: 4.84, Hands: 291)
MP+2: 100 BB (VPIP: 15.72, PFR: 9.96, 3Bet Preflop: 3.75, Hands: 6,392)
CO: 262.36 BB (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 18.75, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 17)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q♣ Q♠

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 2 BB, fold, Hero raises to 8.5 BB, BTN raises to 21 BB, Hero raises to 100 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 79 BB and is all-in

Flop: (200.5 BB, 2 players) 9♦ J♣ 9♠

Turn: (200.5 BB, 2 players) 4♦

River: (200.5 BB, 2 players) A♠

Hero shows Q♣ Q♠ (Two Pair, Queens and Nines)

BTN shows Q♦ A♦ (Two Pair, Aces and Nines)

BTN wins 195.5 BB

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 157.76 BB (VPIP: 15.33, PFR: 10.93, 3Bet Preflop: 4.40, Hands: 18,150)
SB: 192.66 BB (VPIP: 18.32, PFR: 13.71, 3Bet Preflop: 6.66, Hands: 35,183)
BB: 284.46 BB (VPIP: 17.25, PFR: 13.04, 3Bet Preflop: 6.24, Hands: 41,102)
UTG: 100 BB (VPIP: 16.82, PFR: 11.61, 3Bet Preflop: 5.96, Hands: 22,050)
UTG+1: 120.68 BB (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 25.00, 3Bet Preflop: 25.00, Hands: 8)
Hero (MP): 105.42 BB
MP+1: 87.3 BB (VPIP: 49.91, PFR: 27.53, 3Bet Preflop: 8.16, Hands: 569)
MP+2: 248.42 BB (VPIP: 14.67, PFR: 12.44, 3Bet Preflop: 6.80, Hands: 226)
CO: 100 BB (VPIP: 15.60, PFR: 12.25, 3Bet Preflop: 6.85, Hands: 2,837)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K♣ K♦

fold, UTG+1 raises to 2 BB, Hero raises to 10 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG+1 raises to 120.68 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 95.42 BB and is all-in

Flop: (212.34 BB, 2 players) T♥ 7♥ 9♠

Turn: (212.34 BB, 2 players) 3♠

River: (212.34 BB, 2 players) K♠

UTG+1 shows 4♠ A♠ (Flush, Ace High)
(Pre 33%, Flop 19%, Turn 27%)
Hero mucks K♣ K♦ (Three of a Kind, Kings)
(Pre 67%, Flop 81%, Turn 73%)
UTG+1 wins 207.34 BB

It's been going this way ever since I got to NL50...:rage:

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 92.7 BB (VPIP: 14.27, PFR: 9.71, 3Bet Preflop: 4.18, Hands: 6,054)
SB: 226.44 BB (VPIP: 17.57, PFR: 13.88, 3Bet Preflop: 4.91, Hands: 29,281)
BB: 389.3 BB (VPIP: 41.32, PFR: 39.66, 3Bet Preflop: 27.48, Hands: 1,380)
UTG: 83.28 BB (VPIP: 19.05, PFR: 13.49, 3Bet Preflop: 1.96, Hands: 128)
UTG+1: 177.94 BB
MP: 106.54 BB (VPIP: 27.83, PFR: 19.06, 3Bet Preflop: 6.23, Hands: 1,791)
MP+1: 70 BB (VPIP: 13.46, PFR: 11.54, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 52)
MP+2: 143.1 BB (VPIP: 14.66, PFR: 11.44, 3Bet Preflop: 3.46, Hands: 21,513)
Hero (CO): 100 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A♠ A♥

UTG raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, MP+1 raises to 9 BB, fold, Hero calls 9 BB, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls 6 BB

Flop: (28.5 BB, 3 players) Q♦ 4♠ T♦
UTG checks, MP+1 checks, Hero bets 18.14 BB, UTG calls 18.14 BB, MP+1 calls 18.14 BB

Turn: (82.92 BB, 3 players) 7♦
UTG checks, MP+1 checks, Hero bets 72.86 BB and is all-in, UTG calls 56.14 BB and is all-in, fold

River: (195.2 BB, 2 players) 5♦

UTG shows A♦ K♦ (Flush, Ace High)
(Pre 12%, Flop 46%, Turn 100%)
Hero mucks A♠ A♥ (One Pair, Aces)
(Pre 88%, Flop 54%, Turn 0%)
UTG wins 190.2 BB

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 114 BB (VPIP: 14.58, PFR: 11.18, 3Bet Preflop: 4.17, Hands: 19,991)
Hero (SB): 105.84 BB
BB: 108.9 BB (VPIP: 18.98, PFR: 11.33, 3Bet Preflop: 4.60, Hands: 14,873)
UTG: 100 BB (VPIP: 12.77, PFR: 10.64, 3Bet Preflop: 8.70, Hands: 48)
UTG+1: 102.78 BB (VPIP: 14.03, PFR: 10.57, 3Bet Preflop: 4.13, Hands: 16,916)
MP: 100 BB (VPIP: 15.49, PFR: 12.27, 3Bet Preflop: 4.49, Hands: 14,583)
MP+1: 124.06 BB (VPIP: 23.99, PFR: 18.18, 3Bet Preflop: 5.47, Hands: 30,744)
MP+2: 100 BB (VPIP: 17.67, PFR: 10.66, 3Bet Preflop: 2.15, Hands: 15,127)
CO: 102.2 BB (VPIP: 13.86, PFR: 10.11, 3Bet Preflop: 2.75, Hands: 269)

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A♥ A♣

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 2.4 BB, Hero raises to 8.7 BB, fold, BTN raises to 20 BB, Hero raises to 105.84 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 85.84 BB

Flop: (212.68 BB, 2 players) 6♦ 3♥ J♦

Turn: (212.68 BB, 2 players) T♥

River: (212.68 BB, 2 players) K♥

Hero shows A♥ A♣ (One Pair, Aces)
(Pre 81%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
BTN shows J♣ J♠ (Three of a Kind, Jacks)
(Pre 19%, Flop 91%, Turn 95%)
BTN wins 207.68 BB

And so god damned on...

Opened a can of whoop ass on this reg!

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 107.54 BB (VPIP: 15.30, PFR: 12.23, 3Bet Preflop: 5.39, Hands: 10,958)
SB: 100 BB (VPIP: 13.36, PFR: 11.00, 3Bet Preflop: 4.46, Hands: 15,730)
Hero (BB): 100 BB
UTG: 107.3 BB (VPIP: 11.51, PFR: 8.20, 3Bet Preflop: 3.02, Hands: 14,577)
UTG+1: 109.26 BB
MP: 103.38 BB (VPIP: 17.47, PFR: 13.51, 3Bet Preflop: 4.85, Hands: 16,204)
MP+1: 112.22 BB (VPIP: 17.36, PFR: 12.22, 3Bet Preflop: 4.12, Hands: 10,012)
MP+2: 100 BB (VPIP: 12.33, PFR: 9.12, 3Bet Preflop: 3.47, Hands: 20,835)
CO: 100 BB (VPIP: 12.95, PFR: 10.42, 3Bet Preflop: 3.61, Hands: 2,510)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q♠ Q♣

fold, fold, fold, fold, MP+2 raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 10.5 BB, MP+2 calls 7.5 BB

Flop: (21.5 BB, 2 players) J♠ 3♠ T♥
Hero bets 14.5 BB, MP+2 calls 14.5 BB

Turn: (50.5 BB, 2 players) 2♥
Hero bets 32.14 BB, MP+2 calls 32.14 BB

River: (114.78 BB, 2 players) 3♦
Hero checks, MP+2 bets 42.86 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 42.86 BB and is all-in

MP+2 shows 9♥ 7♥ (One Pair, Threes)

Hero shows Q♠ Q♣ (Two Pair, Queens and Threes)

Hero wins 195.5 BB

So I was casually playing a hand when a regular from the Netherlands called me "aidshoer" before folding to my bluff. According to google translate, it means "AIDS whore" in his language ♠_biggrin: I guess he thought I slowplayed a monster.

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 13.7 BB (VPIP: 22.07, PFR: 6.85, 3Bet Preflop: 0.50, Hands: 2,294)
SB: 163.66 BB (VPIP: 16.45, PFR: 12.69, 3Bet Preflop: 5.58, Hands: 12,397)
BB: 101.82 BB (VPIP: 12.64, PFR: 10.12, 3Bet Preflop: 4.63, Hands: 5,776)
UTG: 100 BB (VPIP: 15.41, PFR: 12.23, 3Bet Preflop: 3.43, Hands: 14,726)
UTG+1: 103.7 BB (VPIP: 30.48, PFR: 20.95, 3Bet Preflop: 5.59, Hands: 317)
MP: 120.2 BB (VPIP: 13.01, PFR: 10.46, 3Bet Preflop: 3.68, Hands: 2,530)
MP+1: 112.9 BB (VPIP: 12.76, PFR: 9.77, 3Bet Preflop: 4.39, Hands: 3,112)
MP+2: 100 BB (VPIP: 14.53, PFR: 11.13, 3Bet Preflop: 4.12, Hands: 20,536)
Hero (CO): 130.96 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 4♠ 5♠

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, BTN calls 3 BB, SB raises to 12 BB, fold, Hero calls 9 BB, BTN calls 9 BB

Flop: (37 BB, 3 players) 2♠ Q♣ K♠
SB bets 18 BB, Hero calls 18 BB, fold

Turn: (73 BB, 2 players) A♥
SB checks, Hero bets 40 BB, fold

Hero wins 69.72 BB

You gotta love the LAG style! ♠_love:

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 104.34 BB (VPIP: 17.63, PFR: 13.21, 3Bet Preflop: 5.17, Hands: 11,722)
SB: 105 BB (VPIP: 17.47, PFR: 13.50, 3Bet Preflop: 4.87, Hands: 16,256)
BB: 100 BB (VPIP: 21.47, PFR: 12.78, 3Bet Preflop: 2.25, Hands: 731)
UTG: 304.22 BB (VPIP: 20.42, PFR: 14.87, 3Bet Preflop: 3.36, Hands: 26,784)
UTG+1: 129.98 BB (VPIP: 16.49, PFR: 12.75, 3Bet Preflop: 5.60, Hands: 12,481)
MP: 106.4 BB (VPIP: 14.84, PFR: 11.52, 3Bet Preflop: 3.89, Hands: 23,396)
MP+1: 120.82 BB (VPIP: 12.97, PFR: 9.52, 3Bet Preflop: 4.41, Hands: 1,100)
MP+2: 106.02 BB (VPIP: 15.06, PFR: 12.55, 3Bet Preflop: 6.31, Hands: 240)
Hero (CO): 113.36 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 8♠ 7♠

UTG raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 10.5 BB, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls 7.5 BB

Flop: (22.5 BB, 2 players) 5♦ 6♥ 5♠
UTG checks, Hero bets 12.5 BB, UTG calls 12.5 BB

Turn: (47.5 BB, 2 players) 2♦
UTG checks, Hero bets 25 BB, fold

Hero wins 45.36 BB

My ice-cold run continues... ♠_ugly:

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 149.68 BB (VPIP: 18.61, PFR: 14.91, 3Bet Preflop: 8.63, Hands: 3,504)
Hero (SB): 119.8 BB
BB: 100 BB (VPIP: 13.24, PFR: 9.92, 3Bet Preflop: 4.58, Hands: 1,327)
UTG: 106.98 BB (VPIP: 17.55, PFR: 13.78, 3Bet Preflop: 4.77, Hands: 4,554)
UTG+1: 198.32 BB (VPIP: 16.45, PFR: 11.94, 3Bet Preflop: 3.61, Hands: 12,313)
MP: 126.14 BB (VPIP: 21.37, PFR: 12.82, 3Bet Preflop: 5.77, Hands: 118)
MP+1: 116.38 BB (VPIP: 13.05, PFR: 9.96, 3Bet Preflop: 4.89, Hands: 7,220)
MP+2: 152.06 BB (VPIP: 18.71, PFR: 13.67, 3Bet Preflop: 8.65, Hands: 2,855)
CO: 77.96 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 9♣ 9♠

fold, UTG+1 raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, CO raises to 7 BB, fold, Hero calls 6.5 BB, fold, UTG+1 calls 4 BB

Flop: (22 BB, 3 players) 9♥ 7♣ 3♠
Hero bets 10.5 BB, fold, CO raises to 21 BB, Hero calls 10.5 BB

Turn: (64 BB, 2 players) 6♥
Hero checks, CO bets 49.96 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 49.96 BB

River: (163.92 BB, 2 players) A♦

Hero shows 9♣ 9♠ (Three of a Kind, Nines)
(Pre 19%, Flop 91%, Turn 95%)
CO shows A♠ A♥ (Three of a Kind, Aces)
(Pre 81%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
CO wins 158.92 BB

Is my credibility really that low to the other regulars?:thinking:

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 112.12 BB (VPIP: 8.57, PFR: 7.01, 3Bet Preflop: 3.36, Hands: 22,305)
SB: 185.14 BB (VPIP: 16.39, PFR: 8.61, 3Bet Preflop: 3.19, Hands: 247)
BB: 100 BB (VPIP: 17.69, PFR: 12.73, 3Bet Preflop: 4.07, Hands: 26,136)
UTG: 102 BB (VPIP: 15.49, PFR: 12.63, 3Bet Preflop: 5.10, Hands: 28,060)
UTG+1: 116.42 BB (VPIP: 13.55, PFR: 10.11, 3Bet Preflop: 4.43, Hands: 1,481)
MP: 107.18 BB (VPIP: 14.81, PFR: 12.00, 3Bet Preflop: 4.52, Hands: 15,437)
MP+1: 107.86 BB (VPIP: 14.70, PFR: 11.47, 3Bet Preflop: 4.12, Hands: 16,768)
MP+2: 110.06 BB (VPIP: 17.26, PFR: 13.05, 3Bet Preflop: 6.23, Hands: 41,351)
Hero (CO): 103.3 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 4♣ 4♥

fold, fold, MP raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 3 BB, fold, fold, fold

Flop: (7.5 BB, 2 players) T♠ 2♣ 4♠
MP bets 3.58 BB, Hero raises to 11 BB, MP raises to 29.94 BB, Hero raises to 100.3 BB and is all-in, MP calls 70.36 BB

Turn: (208.1 BB, 2 players) K♦

River: (208.1 BB, 2 players) 9♥
Players agreed to run it twice.

Turn #2: (208.1 BB, 2 players) 7♣

River #2: (208.1 BB, 2 players) 6♣

MP shows 8♣ 8♠ (One Pair, Eights)
Board #1 (Pre 81%, Flop 13%, Turn 5%)
(One Pair, Eights)
Board #2 (Pre 81%, Flop 13%, Turn 5%)

Hero shows 4♣ 4♥ (Three of a Kind, Fours)
Board #1 (Pre 19%, Flop 87%, Turn 95%)
(Three of a Kind, Fours)
Board #2 (Pre 19%, Flop 87%, Turn 95%)

Hero wins 101.56 BB
Hero wins 101.54 BB

When will it end? I chose this line because, as you can see, I had a read on his shitty 3bet range.

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 472.02 BB (VPIP: 10.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 10)
SB: 225.46 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 12.86, 3Bet Preflop: 3.33, Hands: 71)
BB: 100 BB (VPIP: 16.79, PFR: 13.00, 3Bet Preflop: 4.14, Hands: 3,179)
UTG: 321.84 BB (VPIP: 17.68, PFR: 12.73, 3Bet Preflop: 4.08, Hands: 26,231)
UTG+1: 39.08 BB (VPIP: 14.13, PFR: 12.50, 3Bet Preflop: 6.25, Hands: 12,864)
Hero (MP): 103.68 BB
MP+1: 136.28 BB (VPIP: 37.50, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 8)
MP+2: 188.1 BB (VPIP: 22.22, PFR: 22.22, 3Bet Preflop: 27.27, Hands: 18)
CO: 100 BB (VPIP: 13.51, PFR: 10.40, 3Bet Preflop: 2.94, Hands: 6,793)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q♠ Q♣

fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, fold, MP+2 raises to 7 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 103.68 BB and is all-in, MP+2 calls 96.68 BB

Flop: (208.86 BB, 2 players) A♥ J♠ 9♠

Turn: (208.86 BB, 2 players) 7♥

River: (208.86 BB, 2 players) 8♦

Hero shows Q♠ Q♣ (One Pair, Queens)
(Pre 81%, Flop 16%, Turn 5%)
MP+2 shows J♦ J♥ (Three of a Kind, Jacks)
(Pre 19%, Flop 84%, Turn 95%)
MP+2 wins 203.86 BB

I even talked the idiot into making the call...:facepalm:

chat shenanigans are my favorites

It's just incredible how I keep running into top range... Before you say these plays are spewy, please observe that the opponent these 2 hands are played against has VPIP/PFR/3B 38/25/17.

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 91.66 BB (VPIP: 22.09, PFR: 12.45, 3Bet Preflop: 1.90, Hands: 253)
SB: 135.36 BB (VPIP: 21.86, PFR: 14.48, 3Bet Preflop: 3.21, Hands: 10,515)
BB: 123.3 BB (VPIP: 37.82, PFR: 25.01, 3Bet Preflop: 17.48, Hands: 2,204)
Hero (UTG): 100.4 BB
UTG+1: 181.52 BB (VPIP: 14.84, PFR: 11.52, 3Bet Preflop: 3.89, Hands: 23,656)
MP: 108.94 BB (VPIP: 17.69, PFR: 12.74, 3Bet Preflop: 4.09, Hands: 26,193)
MP+1: 126.6 BB (VPIP: 14.23, PFR: 9.67, 3Bet Preflop: 2.79, Hands: 11,358)
MP+2: 208.18 BB (VPIP: 16.80, PFR: 13.15, 3Bet Preflop: 4.13, Hands: 5,089)
CO: 189.04 BB (VPIP: 18.50, PFR: 14.66, 3Bet Preflop: 6.05, Hands: 14,553)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A♠ Q♣

Hero raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, MP+2 calls 3 BB, fold, BTN calls 3 BB, fold, BB raises to 15 BB, Hero raises to 100.4 BB and is all-in, fold, fold, BB calls 85.4 BB

Flop: (207.3 BB, 2 players) 6♦ 7♠ T♠

Turn: (207.3 BB, 2 players) T♣

River: (207.3 BB, 2 players) 7♥

BB shows Q♥ Q♦ (Two Pair, Queens and Tens)
(Pre 70%, Flop 81%, Turn 93%)
Hero mucks A♠ Q♣ (Two Pair, Tens and Sevens)
(Pre 30%, Flop 19%, Turn 7%)
BB wins 202.3 BB

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 115.9 BB
SB: 95.1 BB (VPIP: 37.70, PFR: 24.97, 3Bet Preflop: 17.25, Hands: 2,250)
BB: 101.5 BB (VPIP: 14.84, PFR: 11.51, 3Bet Preflop: 3.87, Hands: 23,756)
UTG: 64.3 BB (VPIP: 17.18, PFR: 10.64, 3Bet Preflop: 2.47, Hands: 2,932)
UTG+1: 101.5 BB (VPIP: 17.24, PFR: 12.91, 3Bet Preflop: 4.61, Hands: 12,631)
MP: 100 BB (VPIP: 19.08, PFR: 13.64, 3Bet Preflop: 4.46, Hands: 2,362)
MP+1: 122.24 BB (VPIP: 15.26, PFR: 11.36, 3Bet Preflop: 5.74, Hands: 9,242)
MP+2: 246.68 BB (VPIP: 16.83, PFR: 11.65, 3Bet Preflop: 5.95, Hands: 22,321)
CO: 194.08 BB (VPIP: 17.69, PFR: 12.74, 3Bet Preflop: 4.09, Hands: 26,291)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 9♣ 9♥

fold, fold, fold, fold, MP+2 raises to 3 BB, fold, Hero calls 3 BB, SB raises to 12 BB, fold, fold, Hero raises to 115.9 BB and is all-in, SB calls 83.1 BB and is all-in

Flop: (194.2 BB, 2 players) 4♣ T♦ A♣

Turn: (194.2 BB, 2 players) Q♠

River: (194.2 BB, 2 players) 5♣

SB shows Q♦ Q♣ (Three of a Kind, Queens)
(Pre 81%, Flop 92%, Turn 100%)
Hero mucks 9♣ 9♥ (One Pair, Nines)
(Pre 19%, Flop 8%, Turn 0%)
SB wins 189.2 BB

Hi, Tomaloc! Wow's it going?

not bad i guess i'll reply to your message from about 14 years ago or something

Dat bluffcatch by a regular Keep donating, bitches!

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 209.66 BB (VPIP: 14.96, PFR: 12.16, 3Bet Preflop: 5.33, Hands: 7,935)
SB: 318.28 BB (VPIP: 14.84, PFR: 11.52, 3Bet Preflop: 3.88, Hands: 23,840)
Hero (BB): 100 BB
UTG: 110.26 BB (VPIP: 16.72, PFR: 12.87, 3Bet Preflop: 4.98, Hands: 6,995)
UTG+1: 106.32 BB (VPIP: 13.51, PFR: 9.97, 3Bet Preflop: 4.21, Hands: 1,726)
MP: 103.78 BB (VPIP: 15.27, PFR: 11.37, 3Bet Preflop: 5.75, Hands: 9,281)
MP+1: 106 BB (VPIP: 18.16, PFR: 13.00, 3Bet Preflop: 5.37, Hands: 19,899)
MP+2: 110.06 BB (VPIP: 17.46, PFR: 13.51, 3Bet Preflop: 4.90, Hands: 16,487)
CO: 142.86 BB (VPIP: 17.42, PFR: 13.65, 3Bet Preflop: 4.67, Hands: 4,824)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A♠ A♥

fold, fold, MP raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 10.5 BB, MP calls 7.5 BB

Flop: (21.5 BB, 2 players) J♦ 6♠ 8♦
Hero bets 13.68 BB, MP calls 13.68 BB

Turn: (48.86 BB, 2 players) 6♥
Hero bets 22 BB, MP calls 22 BB

River: (92.86 BB, 2 players) 4♥
Hero bets 53.82 BB and is all-in, MP calls 53.82 BB

Hero shows A♠ A♥ (Two Pair, Aces and Sixes)
(Pre 80%, Flop 84%, Turn 95%)
MP mucks T♦ T♣ (Two Pair, Tens and Sixes)
(Pre 20%, Flop 16%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins 195.5 BB

By far the funniest hand played today versus a total fish. I was convinced he didn't even know the hand rankings and had a pocket pair

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 129.9 BB (VPIP: 24.19, PFR: 6.45, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 125)
SB: 198.12 BB (VPIP: 16.00, PFR: 12.99, 3Bet Preflop: 5.40, Hands: 15,116)
BB: 130.48 BB (VPIP: 16.67, PFR: 11.40, 3Bet Preflop: 1.45, Hands: 349)
UTG: 97 BB (VPIP: 15.19, PFR: 9.63, 3Bet Preflop: 4.35, Hands: 4,713)
UTG+1: 52.28 BB (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: _, Hands: 1)
MP: 355.32 BB (VPIP: 15.02, PFR: 12.21, 3Bet Preflop: 5.36, Hands: 8,076)
MP+1: 114.46 BB (VPIP: 17.66, PFR: 14.78, 3Bet Preflop: 7.58, Hands: 26,077)
MP+2: 100 BB (VPIP: 17.23, PFR: 13.73, 3Bet Preflop: 3.74, Hands: 7,202)
Hero (CO): 100.5 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q♠ Q♥

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, BTN calls 3 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (7.5 BB, 2 players) 9♣ 9♥ 9♠
Hero bets 4.76 BB, BTN calls 4.76 BB

Turn: (17.02 BB, 2 players) 7♥
Hero bets 13 BB, BTN calls 13 BB

River: (43.02 BB, 2 players) 9♦
Hero bets 79.74 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 79.74 BB

Hero shows Q♠ Q♥ (Four of a Kind, Nines)
(Pre 83%, Flop 91%, Turn 95%)
BTN mucks J♠ J♥ (Four of a Kind, Nines)
(Pre 17%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins 197.5 BB

Fucking incredible...Again!!!

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 100 BB
SB: 103.44 BB (VPIP: 39.24, PFR: 24.19, 3Bet Preflop: 4.88, Hands: 535)
BB: 204.68 BB (VPIP: 15.06, PFR: 12.88, 3Bet Preflop: 5.07, Hands: 15,480)
UTG: 181.54 BB (VPIP: 23.11, PFR: 11.22, 3Bet Preflop: 1.66, Hands: 1,323)
UTG+1: 108.54 BB (VPIP: 17.21, PFR: 13.72, 3Bet Preflop: 3.73, Hands: 7,217)
MP: 145.84 BB (VPIP: 12.55, PFR: 9.27, 3Bet Preflop: 3.58, Hands: 47,009)
MP+1: 45.94 BB (VPIP: 18.75, PFR: 12.50, 3Bet Preflop: 5.56, Hands: 48)
MP+2: 98.5 BB (VPIP: 12.15, PFR: 4.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 108)
CO: 37.74 BB (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 25.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 4)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 4♦ 4♠

UTG raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, CO calls 3 BB, Hero calls 3 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (10.5 BB, 3 players) 8♦ 2♠ 4♣
UTG bets 7 BB, CO raises to 34.74 BB and is all-in, Hero raises to 97 BB and is all-in, UTG calls 90 BB

Turn: (239.24 BB, 3 players) 9♥

River: (239.24 BB, 3 players) A♠

UTG shows A♦ A♥ (Three of a Kind, Aces)

Main Pot [114.72 BB]: (Pre 65%, Flop 11%, Turn 5%)
Side Pot#1 [124.52 BB]: (Pre 81%, Flop 11%, Turn 5%)

Hero mucks 4♦ 4♠ (Three of a Kind, Fours)

Main Pot [114.72 BB]: (Pre 15%, Flop 80%, Turn 2%)
Side Pot#1 [124.52 BB]: (Pre 19%, Flop 89%, Turn 95%)

CO mucks 9♠ 9♣ (Three of a Kind, Nines)

Main Pot [114.72 BB]: (Pre 20%, Flop 9%, Turn 93%)

UTG wins 234.24 BB

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 117.72 BB (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 8.33, Hands: 36)
Hero (SB): 101.5 BB
BB: 96.9 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 1)
UTG: 202.88 BB (VPIP: 20.96, PFR: 14.86, 3Bet Preflop: 6.66, Hands: 7,474)
UTG+1: 83.22 BB (VPIP: 17.60, PFR: 13.94, 3Bet Preflop: 5.74, Hands: 16,880)
MP: 158.54 BB (VPIP: 17.25, PFR: 13.05, 3Bet Preflop: 6.21, Hands: 41,510)
MP+1: 137.36 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 13.33, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 15)
MP+2: 72 BB (VPIP: 37.74, PFR: 25.07, 3Bet Preflop: 17.32, Hands: 2,261)
CO: 219.46 BB (VPIP: 20.00, PFR: 20.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 10)

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A♠ A♥

UTG raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 10.5 BB, Hero raises to 25 BB, fold, fold, BTN calls 14.5 BB

Flop: (54 BB, 2 players) 5♠ K♦ K♥
Hero bets 25.78 BB, BTN raises to 77.34 BB, Hero calls 50.72 BB and is all-in

Turn: (207 BB, 2 players) 7♠

River: (207 BB, 2 players) 5♦

Hero shows A♠ A♥ (Two Pair, Aces and Kings)
(Pre 93%, Flop 4%, Turn 2%)
BTN shows K♣ A♦ (Full House, Kings full of Fives)
(Pre 7%, Flop 96%, Turn 98%)
BTN wins 202 BB

Bump for the GIFs