I made it to the hotel which I consider quite an achievement already.
The taxi driver had no idea where my hotel was and even when I gave him the exact address he had no idea where to go.
The hotel phone number didn't get us far either as the number was disconnected.
So we asked for directions.
Now this is one thing for all of you to remember.
If you would ever have the pleasure to be in Italy, find yourself inside a car, and have the misfortune of not getting where you're supposed to be.
Do not, and I can't stress this enough, do not ask for directions.
I won't go into details but the instructions we got could have gotten us about all around the galaxy except to my hotel.
It seems when people have no clue where you want to go they just like to say something like: Yes yes that way.
Taxi driver: But how far, like 1 kilometre, 2?
Italian person: hmmmm... 4
Right...
Did someone finally gave him the right instructions or did he just drove around until he finally found the place, I can't say.
But I arrived at the reception and after making some hand gestures and talking a german, french, english and arrivederci mix I got internet acces.
Here's my view from the hotel:

It actually looks really nice here and from what I've heard San Remo is one of the coolest EPT stops.
Going to the Pokerstars Welcome Party now.
See you tomorrow!