Poke Her Jokes!!!

vuksan

Joined: 29.09.2010

04.02.2011, 19:02 0

hello everybody!
after having seen the thread of the month promotion I decided to give it a shot... and maybe get a thread nominated.. after all I could use a bankroll boost ♦
Anyway.. I thought about what good threads I can make, something original yet funny and popular... and then it came to me..JOKES!! better yet, POKER JOKES!!
So basically ill be posting funny (hopefully funny) poker jokes or funny poker pics and if you know any then please share so we can all have a laugh

ENJOY

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vuksan

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04.02.2011, 19:04 0

God and Chuck Norris are playing HU no limit:

God: I go all in !
Chuck Norris: I re-raise !

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Mako2d2f

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04.02.2011, 19:05 0

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vuksan

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04.02.2011, 19:07 0

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vuksan

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04.02.2011, 19:25 0

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vuksan

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04.02.2011, 19:35 0

A guy is playing poker with a few friends at his house and suddenly he shouts in relief:
'Wife! make me some coffee! I just won you back!!'

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Mako2d2f

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04.02.2011, 19:39 0

AK: Anna Kournikova. Looks great. Never wins.

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gavinonymous

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04.02.2011, 19:50 0

Poker? Not for me. My hand is always JKo.

'The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.'

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vuksan

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05.02.2011, 03:33 0

Whats the difference between Phil Hellmuth and a dog?
A dog will eventually stop whining!

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pcotter

Joined: 11.11.2009

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05.02.2011, 08:44 0

I was playing poker…with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

LOLLLLLL !!!!

" Dum Spiro, Spero"

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vuksan

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05.02.2011, 13:42 0

A man comes home…from his weekly poker game late. His annoying wife is waiting for him. “Where the heck have you been?”

“Sorry, but I lost you in a poker game. You’ll have to leave.”

“How did you manage that, you fool?”

“It wasn’t easy. I had to fold a royal flush.”

HEHEHE

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Meemawuk

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05.02.2011, 13:50 0

Originally posted by gavinonymous
Poker? Not for me. My hand is always JKo.

Best!

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vuksan

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05.02.2011, 15:43 0

What is the…difference between a professional poker player and God?
God doesn’t think He’s a professional poker player.

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Hajler

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05.02.2011, 16:03 0

Haha, the Batman one made me laugh. :f_biggrin:

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vuksan

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05.02.2011, 16:10 0

ya the batman is one of my favorite too... glad to see people with a sens of humor

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qsiex

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05.02.2011, 16:35 0

Originally posted by vuksan
What is the…difference between a professional poker player and God?

God doesn’t exist ♦

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vuksan

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05.02.2011, 18:02 0

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_Anonymous_

05.02.2011, 18:13 0

lol vuksan ♦

here is mine

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Mako2d2f

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05.02.2011, 20:45 0

♦

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gigelpintea

Joined: 29.08.2009

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05.02.2011, 22:43 0

What's the difference between a person praying at the poker table and a person praying in church? The person praying at the poker table is really praying.

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