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A busty blonde sat down at a table in a Las Vegas casino. "I hope you don't mind," she said, "but I play better when I'm naked." She then proceeded to undress. On the very first hand, after some heavy betting, she was head's-up in a monster pot. After the dealer turned over the river card, she flipped her hand over, jumped out of her seat and started screaming, "I won! I won! I won!" The dealer, flustered, pushed her the pot. "What'd she have?" the loser asked the dealer. "I don't know," the dealer said. "I thought YOU were watching."
Originally posted by Idle7
lol, all in with 72o ♦
A fish ♦
are u insane? cant u see his poker face? 
Originally posted by Mako2d2f
♠_biggrin:
Thank you for an insight to the mind of a fish.
One of my coworkers where i work at my summer job told me about a shirt that read:
FRONT - "Liquor in the front"
BACK - "Poker in the back"
hehehe
Originally posted by Jafreiteris
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PS : Yup, its pre flop triple shove.
Nothing special. BUT if a thing like this happens to a well known pro, it is being discussed for a week in all forums ♦
Tommy had a…serious gambling problem and was a terrible poker player too. Every time he came home from the casino, his wife asked how much he lost.
One night, he didn’t come home at all. Finally, he staggered in at 9 AM. His wife started in on him, but he cut her off. “I have to confess. I got drunk at the bar last night and went home with a beautiful cocktail waitress.”
“Don’t give me that bull,” she replied. “How much did you lose last night?”
Dear John, I’m sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.
Love,
Mary
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event
Originally posted by farrellwi
Tommy had a…serious gambling problem and was a terrible poker player too. Every time he came home from the casino, his wife asked how much he lost.One night, he didn’t come home at all. Finally, he staggered in at 9 AM. His wife started in on him, but he cut her off. “I have to confess. I got drunk at the bar last night and went home with a beautiful cocktail waitress.”
“Don’t give me that bull,” she replied. “How much did you lose last night?”
Dear John, I’m sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.
Love,
MaryPS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event
Uhm.. what?
Originally posted by Bliausmas
Originally posted by farrellwi
Tommy had a…serious gambling problem and was a terrible poker player too. Every time he came home from the casino, his wife asked how much he lost.One night, he didn’t come home at all. Finally, he staggered in at 9 AM. His wife started in on him, but he cut her off. “I have to confess. I got drunk at the bar last night and went home with a beautiful cocktail waitress.”
“Don’t give me that bull,” she replied. “How much did you lose last night?”
Dear John, I’m sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.
Love,
MaryPS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event
Uhm.. what?
why arent my images appearing?
Cant I post photos from my HDD?
Never mind, I got it